The stupid mario RPG

MarioMesser · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:40 pm

Now, we're not playing AS the characters. No, we're ourselves...the only problem is that we're stuck in...the Stupid Mario movie.
(ACT 1 part 2 to be exact)

*the story line is made up and does not follow any part of the movie thereafter*
NAD: Remember...that we ended up in movies and stuff like that?

MM: yeah...so? That was boring.

NAD: What if we...went to the SMB movie?

MM: YEAH! That's a great idea! Where's that machine of yours?

*5 minutes later, in the forest in the SMB movie*

Bowser: The brain in Plain...

Kamek: No no no, try again.

*MM and NAD hide behind some bushes*

MM: HA HA HA WHAT A LOSER!

Bowser: Lats that?

Kamek: Don't you laugh at the king!

*kamek shoots a ray of thunder at NAD and MM, but hits the machine*

MM, in shock: How did he do that?!?! He's an actor right?!?!?

NAD: He is, but we're in the movie so...he's really Kamek.

MM: And that is really bowser?

NAD: Yeah...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

(I hope people like this...)

Whitey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:14 pm

WNM: OMG!!!!

WNM, running tawrds Browser, laughing at him.

WNM: I thought you would be bigger....and Fatter...WHAT A JOKE!! xDD

Kamek: Don't you laugh at the Kinf of Koopa's also!

Said that, Kamek shooting a beam of magic tawrds WNM, but missing.

WNM: MM, NAD!!! HELP ME!!!!!

WNM, running for them two

BrandonCDi · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:56 pm

Brandon comes rushing up to Kamek and pushes him.

Brandon: Take that!

Bowser: Bwah! U hut mai sevan'!
Brandon: So....

Kamek: *Gets up* You hurt me! You must pay!

*Suddenly both Brandon and Kamek are face to face...suddenly they....Nerd Slap each other?*

WNM: Hahaha! That looks funny!

Bowser: BWAH!

WNM: YEEEEEEK! Help me MM!

MM: *Turns head and says* ...Maybe...

MarioMesser · **Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:42 pm

*bowser spits fire*

MM: Nevermind, EVERYONE FOR ITSELF!

*MM picks up WMM and Brandon...somehow and runs untill they couldent see kamek any more*

MM: Phew....

WMM: Wait...where is NAD?

*back at kamek and bowser*

NAD: ...*lucky they didn't spot me*

kamek: Who thaught that?!?

NAD: *oh no! TO THE SH*TMOBILE (Nostalgia Critic joke)

NAD: I'll pass by them with super speed!

*NAD rides on a tiny pink bike with a average speed of 1 mile per hour past Kamek and Bowser*

Kamek: What is he doing?

Bowser: EAHLEAHEALHEALEHE (you know)

*NAD passes by the stunned Kamek and Bowser*

*5 minutes...hours later I mean*

NAD: Finally, I caught up to you!

MM: Yeah... what happened?

NAD: Nevermind Mario, you don't want to know.

*MM: Mario? Wait a sec, he hasn't called me Mario ever! ...nevermind that...*

Snertz · **Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:54 pm

Snertz: Hey, where the heck am I?

MM: You just happen to be in a spot where you jsut missed all the action!

NAD: Snertz? You're here too?!

Snertz: Apparently so, but that doesn't answer MY question... Where... The... Heck.. Am... I?!!

NAD: You, along with the rest of us, are in the REAL Stupid Mario Bros Movie..

Snertz: Wait, what?!

MM: Yeah..

*Back to Kamek and Bowser*

Kamek: I sense another life form..

Bowser: Bwah? Bwah.. Bwah?! (Where? and... How?)

Kamek: I've explained this soo many times.... Never mind.. Follow me! We'll work on your English on our way.

*Back to MM, NAD, and Snertz*

Snertz: So, you don't know how we got here?

NAD: No idea..

Whitey · **Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:24 pm

WNM: My god...I need....a Power Mushroom....

WNM, then falling down, hearing loud footsteps from afar

WNM: Must...be...boswer....

BrandonCDi · **Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:53 pm

Brandon woke up on the ground near a neighborhood.

Brandon: *Gets up and dusts himself off then looks around* Where am I now?

Suddenly a Pokeball hits his head.

Ash: Pokemon!

Brock: Is it legendary?

Ash: Lemme check my pokedex!

Gary: Heh heh! Loser! Thats not a Pokemon! Its some dude!

Brandon: Uh yeah. What do yall want?

Ash: We were about to go to Mario and Luigis house to play some Smash Bros Brawl! Wanna come?

Brandon: I'll come with yall but i'm not gonna play Pokemon with you.

Ash: Aw (Yells a pokecurse)

Brock: UH! Lets go.

Gary: Sorry losers I gotta..ya know..do stuff! *Runs off*

Brandon: Are we gonna go to the Mario Bros house or not?

Ash: Of course we are!

*The group heads for the Mario Bros house*

Snertz · **Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:42 pm

Snertz: I'm gonna go explore some more.

MM: Fine..

*Snertz walks about one mile back and encounters Kamek.

Kamek: Who are you?

Snertz: I'm not here to cause trouble, I'm lost. I am not familiar with this scenery.

Bowser: Bwah Bwah BWAH!! (Get Him NOW!!)

Kamek: Yes Master.

Snertz: Shows what I get for trying to be friendly.. *Snertz Dashes away))

Bowser: BWAH BWAH!!!! (AFTER HIM)

Snertz: (running) Note to self: Never wander off in an unfamiliar location..

Whitey · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:37 am

WNM, getting up, and walking into Yoshi

WNM: YOSHI!!!!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

WNM: I have dremt of meeting you!

Yoshi: Yoshi!!

Mario: Come 'on Yoshi! I cant let you roam anywhere you please.

Yoshi: Yoshi!!!

WNM, gettin to his knees, pulling out a random peiece of paper, and pen

WNM: A-A-A-AutoGraph?

MarioMesser · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:12 pm

MM: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A PERNAMENT BRAIN CRAMP!?! Who dares to let Snerz explore alone?

WMM: You did.

MM: Oh...I'm COMING SNERTZ!

*MM dashes of into the woods*

MM: I hope I don't encounter Kamek or Bowser...

Shadow Mario: You fool!

MM: Oh no! Even worse!

Shadow: YOU MUST DIE!

MM: YOU MUST LOOK TO THE LEFT!

Shadow: What?

*MM was gone*

*meanwhile, at Snertz*

Snertz: I think I lost them!

*MM and Snertz bump into eachother*

MM: Hey, you, watch were you're going! I'm running from Shadow Mario!

Snertz: Nevermind that MM, I'm running from kamek and bowser!

MM: Well...I hope we can find a way out of these woods...where are we?

BrandonCDi · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:20 pm

*The group arrives at the Mario Bros. house*

Ash: *Knocks on the door* Hey Mario, Luigi! Open up! We have a new friend with us!

Brandon: Friend? I don't think so...

Luigi: *Opens the door* Yeah Ash? Whats is it? I'm a bit busy right now.

Brock: We wanna play some...uh...UH! I forgot!

Ash: We wanna play POKEMON with you.

Brandon: I thought we were gonna play Brawl? Retard.

Luigi: You called Ash a retard? ...Thats pretty cool! Wanna leave these guys and join us in here?

Brandon: Sure why not. *Walks in and slams the door on Ash and Brock*

Ash: Oh (Yells Pokecurse) Lets go do something else Brock..

Brock: UH!

*Meanwhile inside the Mario Bros House*

Luigi: I was just about to head into downtown to eat out with Mario, Peach, and Daisy. Wanna come?

Brandon: Sure.

Luigi: Come with me...

mdaccountant · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:32 pm

MDA: In the lost woods.

MM: Where did you come from!?

MDA: The real question is which way is out?

MM: Which way is out?

MDA: *CDI Luigi's voice* OVER THERE!

MM: -.- I so wan't to punch you for that.

Bowser: BWAHH!!

MDA: Then punch Bowser instead.

MM: Gladly, but first lets get out of here.

Snertz: Ya lets go.

MDA: I'll go this way ok?

MM: Why?

MDA: For unkown reasons... realy unkown!

Snertz: O-ok...

*Later*

???: Ah your here!

MDA: Indeed.

Wario: So did you bring it?

MDA: Yep 20$ like you said.

Wario: WEEEHHEEEHEE! NOW I CAN BUY THE DIRECTOR'S UNCUT VERSION OF THE GOLDEN COMPASS!!! WEEHEHEHEHE!!!

MDA: You could have asked for the movie instead.... Weheheh.... ya i'm out of here.

nintendo-addict · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:42 pm

NAD: hey! A hill! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!

*NAD jumps off a ledge and falls into a forest*

???: Ah! Someone else! can you help me get out of here?

NAD: oooh! a coconut!

Link: hey! give that back!

NAD: YOINK!

*NAD steals Link's Sword, Shield, and Coconut*

NAD: to the city!

*NAD goes to the city and kills random people*

Cop1: Hey! get on the ground!

NAD: oh no! guns! My shield doesn't work i think!

Cop2: get in the car.

NAD: ok, sure, im cool.

Cop1: hey, we just got a report of a girl screaming in a car, possibly abuse, we're gonna go check that out.

BrandonCDi · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:52 pm

*Luigi and Brandon walk off and find Mario and Peach in a car. Peach screams. Suddenly some cops pull up with NAD inside. They pull Mario out of the car and handcuff him.

Luigi: Hey! You can't do that! Mario surely couldn't of done anything wrong.

Cop 1: YOUR UNDER ARREST TOO! *Handcuffs Luigi*

Brandon: Uh....

Cop 1: Aha! Speaking profanity to a Police officer! Your under arrest!

Brandon: What! *Is grabbed and handcuffed*

Peach: Oh no! Why would you do this to them?

Cop 2: Lady your underest for violent screaming!

Peach: EYYYYYAAAAAA! *Gets handcuffed*

Brandon, Mario, Luigi, and Peach are thrown into the back of the cop car. Brandon notices NAD.

Bramdon: NAD? Where'd you come from!

NAD: Long story Brandon. Why are you all going to jail?

All: IDK!

MarioMesser · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:04 pm

MM: Well...since we're running all the time...LET'S RUN BACKWARDS!

*MM and Snertz run backwards*

MM: It's working!

*MM end up at a road*

Snertz: YES! OH YES!

Cop1: This is illegal you know!

MM: Who cares!

Cop2: We do!

*MM and Snertz land in jail*

NAD: Hey guys.

MM: What did you do?

NAD: I killed some people, and you?

Snertz: We shouted of joy that we escaped from Shadow Mario and Bowser!

MM: these cops SUCK!

The stupid mario RPG

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