Almost every RPG has the Narrator in it, and almost every RPG that has him in it kills him several times, but what if the Narrator got a chance to get revenge?

DUH DUH DUH!!!

THE NARRATOR'S REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rpg

Everyone knows the rules and if you don't you should be able to pick them up.

I guess I'll start

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MCS is on a movie set.

The Director: you killed the Narrator again MCS? dang it your fired!
MCS: no, I only impaled him with a harpoon mister director man.
The Director: well okay...I guess.

Just then the Narrator appears with a Bazooka.

The Director: well I always knew I would die on a set, but I thought it would be from a heart attack, but I guess life dreams don't always come tru-

The Narrator blows him up.

MCS: well, Narrator good job.

The Narrator points the Bazooka at him.

MCS: oh sh-

The Narrator fires the bazooka.

Narrator: haha!
MCS: *while flying* this goes by RPG rules for main characters.
Narrator: mothe-

The whole movie set blows up because of MCS not anchoring it down anymore.

WNM, wondering over to the exsploded movie set, then wondering:

WNM: Did MCS do this?.....

The Narrator Points the Bazooka.

WNM: Woah!! Point that thing down!!

The Narrator Fires it at WNM, seeing him fly backwards in the air, seeing MCS, the waveing.

MCS is still flying.

MCS: huh, I'm still flying.

WNM, yelling to MCS, saying:

WNM: Did the Narrator go crazy?!

MCS just landed in a old abandoned mine on a mountain.

MCS:*yelling* YES!!

MDA looking through binoculars.

MDA: Heheh... wow.

YY, looking at sky about 4 miles away says to himself: Wow! An explosion! I gotta get a closer look!

YY walks to destroyed and locks eyes with the Narrator. The Narrator aims the bazooka at YY. YY stupidly looks at the bazooka and says: Gee Whiz, Is that the new nerf football launcher? Can I c it 4 a-

Narrator fires bazooka
YY: I can c my house from here!

NAD: Well, I have a plan.

*NAD takes out his bazooka*

NAD: hey narrator.

*Narrator points bazooka at him*

NAD: ADIOS MUTHER F*CKER!

*NAD fires bazooka at Narrator*

NAD: ...well, that killes the plot oh w-....OH SH*T!!!

*the smoke clears and the narrator has a huge hole in his gut*

NAD: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

*Narrator's skin covers the gap and it appears nothing happened*

NAD: OMG HE REGENERATES!

*NAD fires again*

*the same things happens*

NAD: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?!

*NAD hears a voice in his head*

SolidSnake: *grunt* use the grenade.

NAD: right!

*NAD throws a grenade*

*same things happens*

NAD: I geuss wrong game character...

CaptainFalcon: give em a good ol' FALCON PAUUUUNCH!

*same thing happens*

*Narrator shoots NAD with a baooka*

NAD: DAMMIT CAPTAIN FALCON YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK!

WNM, then finally landing, by hitting a tree head on.

WNM: HE FU*KING REGENERATES!

WNM, then takeing out a Golden Desert Eagle, then running it MCS.

WNM: Maybe...The Narrator wants to destory the world, in his rampage..WE NEED TAZERS! TUN OF THEM!

Cap witnessess the regeneration of the narrator..

Cap: hey NAD...he reminds me a bit of...

NAD: who?

Cap: MM's gonna hate me...

NAD: just say it

Cap: MAJIN BUU!!

DUN DUN DUN

YY suddnely recovers from the fall

YY: Oh, No! Majin Buu! HIde the Marshmellows!

YY runs home and comes out of his house with....371 bags of Campfire Marshmellows!

YY: They taste soo good.

*5 Hours Later* YY appears in right in front of the Narrators bazooka

YY: Its alright guys. He cant hurt us any longer, I hid the marshmellows!

MDA: Well its my turn... *Takes out a Machine Gun* This is from my time.

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MDA: BTTH!



YY: Quick gun him down!

MCS is giving multiple punches as NAD uses his bazooka, and Cap using his chuck norris skills he learned in the previous RPG's, and everyone else shooting like wild maniacs.

WNM: Is he dead yet?

MDA: I'm not sure... *Continues shooting*

YY: Is he dead yet?

Cap: Who knows...

the smoke settles and they see the Narrator still standing.

MDA: What!!!!

YY: Mmmm swiss cheeze with marshmellows!

Narrator: YOU CAN'T KILL ME!

MDA: And I used a BTTH aswell...

MCS: somehow I'm awesome even though I'm losing.

The Narrator clones himself.

MCS: ah!

MCS gets blown up by the clones bazooka.

MCS: I'm still alive. even though all I have left is my feet.

MDA: All you have is your left feet... I got an idea! MCS BTTH! *MDA throws what left of MCS into the clone dematerializing one of its clones* Hmm didn't realy think it would work so well... *The clone reganarate* W-What?

WNM shrugs.

YY: What now?

MDA gets blasted in half.

MDA: AHH!

WNM: I-I feel ... unwell

MDA: D-Dang it... I can't... Can't feel my legs...

MCS: And i'm just a foot...

MDA: *Grunt* What a foe... last time it took... Wasn't buu killed by a spirit bomb?

NAD: Ya?

MDA: Even I have a beam that acts like it but I havn't the energy ever sence the superhero RPG *Look it up, I'm the one who is controlled against my will*

Cap: I'll call chucknorris and goku!

MDA: You do that...

YY: I have an idea.

WNM: What is it?

YY: Lets use its clone and convence him on our side, buys enough time till Cap comes back with them... I'LL GET THE MARSHMELLOWS!

WNM, then looking around.

WNM: I feel dizzy......Ooooohhh.....

Said WNM, looking around again

WNM:I think im going to stop standing up now...

WNM, then falling down.

WNM: MDA, if I die, i want you to have my milk 'n cookies..I cant feel my torso!.....