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 Post subject: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:50 am 
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Location: Cheering at the zombie that's waking up again
MM: Ok guys. I'm going to take a break from RPG'ing.

Juse; But wait, you can't leave! We're allmost starting the final fight!

MM: I wasn't done. I ment that I'm going to take a break from RPG'ing seriously!

KaMMek: Oh you are? OK THEN!

*KaMMek runs off with the plot and the sense!*

MM: OH NOEZ! LET'S A GO!

*MM start to chase Kamek through the forest that had no name because we were to lazy to name it*

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:55 am 
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KSAT: Well, I'm bored. I hope I find something to do...

*KaMMek runs past*

KSAT: Huh? Who was that?

*MM runs by and looks at KSAT*

MM: Hi KSAT! Bye KSAT!

KSAT: Wait!

*KSAT runs after MM*

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:58 am 
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*Meanwhile, in a studio that the writer could not be bothered to name... at 2am in the morning...*

Cameraman: Okay, we need to close up.
Sephiroth: You cannot do that just yet. We need to clean up.
Cameraman: That can wait.
Sound Man: I'll do it.

*Sephiroth almost falls asleep in the director's chair*

Cameraman: You ought to go home.
Sephiroth: I can hang on. I just need a cup of coffee.
Sound Man: After what happened last time?! You must be mad!

*Sephiroth facepalms and points to the title*

Sephiroth: This is the MADNESS RPG after all.
Cameraman: Yeah, but...
Sephiroth: Give me the coffee and nobody gets hurt.
Sound Man: Oh *BEEP!*, alright...

*The sound man makes Sephiroth a cup of coffee and brings it to him.*

Sephiroth: Ah, thank you.
Sound Man: No problem. *backs away slowly at first, then runs away*

*Sephiroth drinks the coffee and goes completely insanely hyper! He draws his katana and runs around the studio, nearly chopping the cameraman in two!*

Cameraman: HOLY SH-- I'M OUTTA HERE!

*The cameraman makes a run for it!*

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:44 am 
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This topic looks fun, but can somebody explain me what exactly is happening! I don't really get it!


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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:23 pm 
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( Tim, I'll explain what is happening.

KaMMek took the plot and sence and ran off. MM is chasing KaMMek to get it back. KSAT saw MM chasing KaMMek and chases MM to ask why he is chasing KaMMek. Sephiroth is going completely hyper becouse of the coffee he'd drink. ( That is the effect it has on him. )

So yeah... this is an RPG without a real plot, and without sence. And that means you can be as random as you can be! And since I have barely any randomness, I won't post in this RPG much. But I will try to. )

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:16 am 
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*Sephiroth is completely insanely hyper still, and is chasing the cameraman around with his katana drawn, yelling like crazy*

Cameraman: Okay, that's a lesson for us all. Don't give Sephiroth any coffee. Ever.

*Up ahead, on a studio computer, Vincent Valentine is indulging in his favourite pastime... watching NUTTY DUTCH PEOPLE*

Vincent: Omigosh, I LOOOOVE this. Gabber Piet, you rule.

*The chase is coming closer!*

Vincent: What the crap?! HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?! Can't hear it!!!
Cameraman: Get out of the way!
Vincent: What th-- CRAP! WHO GAVE HIM COFFEE?!
Cameraman: Uh, the sound guy, after he demanded it...
Vincent: CRAAAAAAP. Uh, uh... RUN!!!

*The cameraman makes a bolt for it! Sephiroth, who is still hyper, chases up to the computer, then tries to slash at Vincent!*

Vincent: Oh crap. Seph, calm down!

*Sephiroth's katana misses Vincent but cuts the internet cable!*

Vincent: Uh... look, you gotta lay off the coffee.
Sephiroth: Need... more... coffee...
Vincent: Like crap!

*Vincent tries to replay the NUTTY DUTCH PEOPLE vid but nothing happens!*

Vincent: HOLY CRAP! YOU JUST KILLED GABBER PIET!!! GAAAAAAH I HATE YOU!!!
Sephiroth: Give... me... coffee... and... nobody... gets... hurt...
Vincent: IF I GIVE YOU COFFEE YOU'LL KILL EVERYONE!!! CRAP! I'M OFF!

*Vincent runs away! Sephiroth chases, still hyper, but the hyper-ness is starting to wear off...*

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:58 am 
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*Char enters and sees the chaos*

Char: HOLY SH- WHO GAVE SEPHY COFFEE?!
Camera man and Vincent: THE SOUND GUY AFTER HE DEMANDED IT!!!
Char: DON'T EVER GIVE HIM COFFEE AGAIN!!!
Sound guy: OKAY OKAY!!!

*Char tries to restrain Sephy, but is not strong enough. Sephiroth ignores it and continue chasing Vincent, while Char holds Sephy to make sure she doesn't fall to the ground*

Char: That didn't work out very well.

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:53 am 
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Vincent: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! HELP HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY A COFFEE-FUELLED MORON WITH A BIG SWORD!
Cameraman: Damn that sound guy!
Sound Guy: Sorry!

*Sephiroth is still chasing, with Char clinging on for dear life!*

Cameraman: Hold it! We gotta save the young lady who's with him!
Vincent: Who, Char? Holy crap! She's... oh crap. HE'S GOT HER!
Char: Actually it's the other way round! I've got him!
Sound Guy: I got it!
Vincent: You don't do anything. You've screwed around enough!

*Vincent grabs his PHS and calls someone!*

Vincent: It'll help us.

*Someone walks towards the chaos!*

Cameraman: Is it a bird?
Sound Guy: Is it a plane?
Vincent: NO!
???: It's me!
Vincent: HOLY CRAP! It's Detective Valentine!
Detective Valentine: Certainly is, Mr. Valentine. What's the problem?
Vincent: Look.

*Vincent points.*

Detective Valentine: Ah, hmm... Mr. Sephiroth is-- oh not THIS again. *facepalm*

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:04 pm 
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Char: Ehm... can anyone please HELP ME?!

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
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Detective Valentine: Ms. Char! Hang in there!
Vincent: Cut the crap and DO SOMETHING!

*Detective Valentine pulls out a dart gun!*

Cameraman: And that'll help us... how?
Detective Valentine: Watch and learn, sir.

*Detective Valentine fires at Sephiroth! The dart sticks in him and he passes out within seconds.*

Sound Guy: That was easy.
Char: That was close.

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
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Netha comes running in, chasing Bigfoot.

Netha: Get back here Bigfoot!
Bigfoot: Roar.

Bigfoot then runs over Detective-Valentine.

Char: ...
Netha: Stop running!

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But bigfoot won't listen and starts chasing Detective Valentine.

Detective Valentine: HELP!

They run past Tim who is reading this topic.

Tim: What the---
Bigfoot: Rooaar!
Tim: AAAAAh! *runs away yelling*


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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
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*KSAT stops chasing MM after hearing a commotion in the distance. KSAT follows the sound until she finds Bigfoot chasing Detective Valentine with Netha chasing after it, and Sephiroth hyper with Char holding onto him for dear life*

KSAT: What the hell happened here?!

*Sephiroth nearly chops KSAT in two with his katana!*

KSAT: WOAH! Vincent, did you give Sephiroth coffee again?!

Vincent: It wasn't me! It was the sound guy!

KSAT: Suuuure it was...

Sound guy: Actually, it was me.

KSAT: -_-'

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 Post subject: Re: The MADNESS Role Playing RPG
PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:42 am 
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Location: Cheering at the zombie that's waking up again
*MM start to run backwards for no apparent reason untill he crashes into KSAT*

MM: DRANT! HE GOT AWAY THIW THE PLAT UND DA SENSE!

KSAT: And your speech apparently.

MM: HA HA HA that's so...heya KSAT what's up?

KSAT: Sephiroth is hyper.

MM: Oh


*MM starts playing an air guitar (pretty poorly I should add) and bobbing his head to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZODEhtO ... e=related*

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:21 am 
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Vincent: WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!!
MM: Hold it, I'm thinking. And besides, I gotta get KaMMek for running off with the plot and sense.
KSAT: Can we worry about that later?!

*Sephiroth nearly slices their heads off whilst hyper!*

MM: WHOA! Okay okay...
KSAT: GAAAAH!
Vincent: HOLY CRAP!
Cameraman: Okay, so what do we do...?
Sound Guy: I'm sorry...

*KSAT grabs the sound guy by the collar and shakes him*

KSAT: You will be if we all get chopped in half!
Vincent: We need a plan. Sharpish.
MM: I got it.
All: What?
MM: FALCON PUUUUNCH!!!

*MM jumps at Sephiroth and falcon punches him! Sephiroth is knocked back, but recovers quickly and chases after MM!*

MM: Okay, that didn't-- HEY! DON'T CHASE ME!

*MM runs around in circles whilst Sephiroth chases him!*

Vincent: I got it.
KSAT: What is it?
Vincent: I'MA FIRING MAH TAZORZ!

*KSAT facepalms whilst Vincent pulls out a tazer gun. He aims it at Sephiroth.*

Vincent: MM GET DOWN!
MM: Got it!

*MM dives out of the way whilst Vincent fires the tazer!*

--- Meanwhile ---

Detective Valentine: My word! My detective school training didn't prepare me for this!
Bigfoot: Rooooar!!!

*Bigfoot keeps chasing Detective Valentine, whilst Netha chases after Bigfoot*

Netha: Hey! Get back here!

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