With the power of editing, I was able to slow down Scott's speech to the Mario Bros. I wouldn't necessarily call it boring, but it's defiantly jargon. The italicized text represents the fast-forwarded dialogue.
Mario: Listen, this next part is filled with some boring tax information and some legal jargon that would only be appreciated by the likes of Alan Greenspan. So, I’m going to do you guys a favor and skip the next five minutes. Okay? Okay.
Scott: Anyway, you’re 40 years old and you haven’t paid your taxes in that past 30 years. I know you’re not supposed to pay taxes when you’re 10 years old but when you live in a Mushroom Kingdom you should have anyway! And you two are clearly not US citizens which is a violation and grounds for a hearing.
Mario: More. More, more, more, more.
Scott: Well if you paid your taxes today maybe we could work something out, but clearly you never pay taxes. When you’re at the grocery store do you pay taxes? No, you just pay in cash and walk out without paying the 7% extra that you’re supposed to pay. That’s clearly a section violation of Section 504B-
Mario: More! More, more more!
Scott: And if you paid your taxes every once in a while, maybe we would be able to figure something out but this is a clear pattern of disrespect for the United States government law. And unless you pay $25,000 dollars today to me, the US will own this house!