UPDATE: Read the post below. Curses! I was so close!
Greetings Forum Members. Or those of you who remain. As my first act as the new ruler of this forum (Even if you've yet to surrender... You still have until 11:59 pm EST...) I shall update you on the new rules of and state of this new forum. Let me look at the old ruler's template so I know what to address... Alright, here we go!
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde
I don't know why I threw that quote in there. Moving on!
First order of business. We're having a community discussion on The Golden Compass starting tomorrow. You will all be forced to watch it before then. If you don't, you will be banned. If you're banned, then you don't get to be a part of the community chats, which are hence forth known as Hidden Chats.
As leader, I have a responsibility to take care of the forum. Here's what you can expect:
Only one new RP game in the RP section will be made per year.
LordGavin is now demoted to SerfGavin.
The Game now revolves around FLJ. You have permission to mention the game around him as you see fit. I'm sure you will go overboard.
The General Chat will be restricted to those who give donations to the forum. An upcoming update video will update you all shortly.
ALQ must be finished by Friday. All of it. Seriously, there's been a year without posting.
SerfGavin must make a video praising (even if it is sarcastically) at least one chapter of ALQ.
You will now be forced to subscribe to the forum's future youtube channel. It is not free nor is it easy. There will be a marathon of Michael Bay movie, Star Wars Prequels clips, and Dubstep. Lots and lots of Dubstep.
Forumas is canceled forever.
May from the Pokemon Cartoon will now be made fun of every Saturday
I expect you all to follow these rules. If not, Weekends will be canceled. Because I can do that.
That's all for now. Get to surrendering FOOLS!
Future Forum Ruler, Team Plasma member, and that jerk who shows up for brief period of time only to vanish again.