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 Post subject: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:35 pm 
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((Totally made up in 2 minutes and random yet comical... Plus I got bored =D.))

Sgt MDA: MARK! have you sent out the invitations yet!

Mark: Uh, er, well sir... I... didn't *Smiles awkwardly*

Sgt MDA gives Mark a rage induced stare for 2 minutes straight.

Sgt MDA: You better send out those invitations NOW! or else I'll be sending you back to your mama in a BOX!

Mark salutes and quickly does so in record time. Sgt MDA grunts and noticed that the co-workers were staring.

Sgt MDA: Do not look at me! I did not ask you all a question!

The co-workers quickly bury their faces into their work. Sgt MDA smiles and goes out to check up on the supplies but accidentally jammed his foot into one of the desks. Sgt MDA gives the desk a rage induced stare similar to before.

Sgt MDA: You dare insult me? give me 20 push ups!

The desk just sits there and Sgt MDA breaks it in half with a blood curdle scream followed by slamming his fist on it. He then continues to do as he had done before.

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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:48 pm 
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Insanity checks her mail to see a letter. On the envelope was Sgt. MDA and a various address. Insanity took her finger and slid it open.

Dear Insanity,
You have been cordially invited to Sgt MDA's bootcamp!
Report Immediately! It's mandatory! It's at the address on the envelope.
Sincerely,
Sgt. MDA


Insanity had an annoyed looked on her face, but shrugged. She would have to deal with this somehow.

Insanity packed some clothes and made her trip to Sgt. MDA's bootcamp.


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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:10 pm 
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Netha was sitting at home, eating some sliders when a box hits him in the head through the window. He open the box to find a brick and a note. The note reads:

Dear Netha,
Hey, you, yea you. Fatty, you need to come to Sgt. MDA's camp. It is listed on the address carved in the brick, so read it you lazy bum, or else you will die.
Sincerely,
Sgt. MDA

Netha takes the brick, grabs some lard, and heads off to the camp...

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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:17 pm 
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Sgt. MDA was pacing left and right waiting for Mark's response. Soon Mark came running in.

Mark: I mailed them all!

Sgt. MDA: Good! I'll debrief them upon arrival.

Sgt. MDA then smiled with an aristocratic stance of which Mark rolled his eyes.

Sgt. MDA: I can tell when you do that lieutenant.

Mark then started to sweat and ran to his post.

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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:54 pm 
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Insanity arrived at the entrance of the boot camp. Her only question was why she was here? She wasn't a juvenile delinquent, besides her pyro endeavors, and she wasn't fat.

She stood staring at the dirt road entrance to the camp. She looked to the left to see someone running with a case of lard and brick in hand. She squinted to see it was Netha.

"Netha!" Insanity yelled out, waving.

Netha eventually reached the spot next to Insanity. He was out of breath.


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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:56 pm 
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neotev was randomly staring into space...
When his cell phone says he has a new email.

Dear Neotev

You have been chosen to come to bootcamp for the pros, the workouts are intense and there will be many obstacles that you will need to overcome. You may lose your mind, but if you are a real man you can take it. So are you in or are you out.

Sincerely,
Sargent MDA


neotev ponders over this for a few minutes...
He has been very bored lately, So he says to heck with it why not.
*Goes downstairs to pack some clothes and essentials*

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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:30 am 
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BACK AT THE WHITEY HQ!

Whitey: Hm.. Maybe I should change the color of the-..

He said before hearing teh sound of a burning smell coming from his door.

Whitey: Drast! ALFREDO! DOOR!

Whitey had said, as his Butler awnserd the door, orlny to be greated by a cut-out stand in of MDA.

MDA Cut-out: YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE I COME DOWN HERE AND DRAG YOU BY YOUR KEYBOARD IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR WHITE SELF OVER HERE!

Whitey looked at the stand in closed the door, got packed, and headed out.

Whitey: Stupid MDA... Making me go places I shouldn't go to.. I don't need bootcamp! I need MONEY!

Whitey said rambling off, using a popular air-line to go to his friends Boot Camp Fro Pros.

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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
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It was just one of those days when Sephiroth wanted to take it easy. That really wasn't on the menu. He saw the note on the table.

Dear Sephiroth,
Get your Black Cape over here! Now!

Sincerely,
Sgt. MDA


"So that means that I'm not havin' a day off..." Sephiroth mused.

"Indeed. I will take care of this place while you are gone." another voice said. Sephiroth groaned. If there was one person he wasn't going to trust, it was his dark side.

"No. You get back to your dark realm."

"You are not telling me what to do."

Sephiroth punched his dark side in the face. "I am, so do it."

"Ahahahaha... that is what you think..." but by that time Sephiroth was already walking away. But his dark side was going to follow, of course. The two of them began to head towards the boot camp.

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 Post subject: Re: MDA's bootcamp for Pros.
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*SirLagsalot was living in his cardboard box, as always, when the wind blew a piece of paper in front of him*

SirLagsalot:Hmmm. Looks like this little letter got lost. Let's see what it says.

Dear friend, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
We have known each other many years, and fought many a good fight. This is why I personally invite you to help lead my new boot camp.
You would be a great asset, and it would make my life so much easier.
Sincerely, your friend,
Sgt. MDA.
P.S. There will be cookies.


SL: Hmmmm. Boot camp. I always have wanted to wear shoes!

*SL takes his box and scuttles to the location on the paper*


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