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 Post subject: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 6:09 pm 
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This RPG is like a backwards version of Super Mario Bros. When Kamek was trying to perform new spells, by accident one hit Mario and made him evil then he kidnapped Princess Peach and demanded that if no one gives him ransom he will kill her. When Bowser heard he was not happy.

Kamek: My Lord?
Bowser: What?!
Kamek: Turn on channel 6.
*Bowser turns on channel 6 and hears about Mario*
Bowser: WHAT!?!?!? That's my job. I can't have her dead or I'll have nothing to do but sit on my lazy *BEEP* all day! I'll save her this time! And Kamek you're the cause of this so you'll be helping me!
Kamek: Yes my lord. *sighs*

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:05 am 
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(Hahahaha, I love the idea!)

Bowser stomped out of his castle with Kamek following behind.

"I don't BELIEVE this! No-one else kidnaps Princess Peach besides me!" he roared.

Kamek cleared his throat. "Well, Your Awfulness, there was that time when Count Bleck took her..."

"That was a one-off. I got her back after that. Before that fat plumber stole her off me AGAIN." The two carried on walking until they reached Toad Town, but the moment they saw Bowser, they all ran for it.

"I'm guessing that's not code for 'a warm welcome and some Fresh Juice'." Kamek groaned.

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:45 pm 
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Bowser: Ok, first we need a map to fiind Mario, some fire flowers, mushrooms and meat-(Bowser noticed Kamek isn't there) KAMEK WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

Kamek: Here.

Bowser turned around and saw Kamek with the supplies.

Bowser: Oh, uh good, let's go.

After they left Toad Town they headed north, walking at lest 6 miles until they ran into a big Thwomp.

Bowser didn't know there was a Twomp til he looked up.

Bowser: Oh god! Wha-oh no-

Thwomp: Hey, you talking to me? You talking to ME?!

Bowser: Um-

Thwomp: Well I'm the only one here!!!

Kamek: Well there's me-

Thwomp: Hey did I say you could talk? Did I say you talk? Did I SAY you could talk?!

Bowser: Ugh.

Thwomp: Shutup and listen!!! Now me and the guys don't like that your good now!!

Bowser: Look I'm not totally good I'm just-

Thwomp: You know this means war! You know this means war! You KNOW this means war!

Bowser: Look we're just-

Thwomp: Shutup! Now you're gonna feel the pain of Thwomps!

Bowser: Ugh, fine, fine, you forced me.

Bowser then walked up to the Twomp and clawed it hard!

Thwomp: Oh, you clawed me! You shouldnt've done that! You shouldnt've done that! You shouldnt've DONE THAT!

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:54 am 
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The Throwmp attempts to smash Bowser and Kamek but they quickly dodge him and move on.

Bowser: Man he's was annoyed.

Kamek: So why do you kidnap Peach?

Bowser: the matter of being an evil villain with a hammy personality and melodramatic acting.

Kamek: What Bowser Jr and the Koopalings?

Bowser: Can we not get into that?

Kamek: Seriously who is their mother? You made Jr think Peach was his Mum.

Bowser: I SAID CAN WE NOT GET INTO THIS.

Kamek: Geez ok.

The duo run into a couple of Koopa troopers.

Koopa Troopers: Hello sir.

Bowser: Hmm Koopas can you assist me in rekidnapping Peach?

Koopas: Sure

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 3:47 am 
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*Larry Koopa takes his wand off the desk. Meanwhile, his siblings were preparing for battle after hearing rumors about what's going on.*

Wendy: Why is it when ever dad is about to attack, only Bowser gets involved?

Roy: I have no idea.

Morton: Seriously! I should be able to knock that Mario out with my bare fists!

Roy: In your dreams Morton!

Roy: Shut up!

Wendy: Oh no, please don't start a fight!

Larry: Is everyone here?

Iggy: Hey guys! You should totally check out my new invention I-

Everyone: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU STUPID INVENTIONS IGGY!

Larry: Hey! Where's Ludwig and Lemmy?

*Suddenly Lemmy came out of nowhere bouncing on his yellow ball.*

Lemmy: YEAH! Yahoo! So when are we leaving? Huh? I wanna get that Mario!

Roy: And you wonder why you never do?

Ludwig: Hey guys? Did I miss something?

*Ludwig appears out of nowhere who seemed to have woken up from his sleep.*

Wendy: You slept in again!

Roy: No surprise since he's been PLAYING THAT PIANO ALL NIGHT!

Lemmy: Yea!

Ludwig: Did I miss something here?

Larry: Did you not hear?

Ludwig: Obviously not!

Morton: Princess Toadstool has been killed.

Ludwig: WHAT!?

Larry: No! Someone said she was kidnapped by someone else!

Wendy: That's not what I heard! I thought Kamek killed Mario or something.

Roy: I thought Bowser did something to the castle. Or at least that's what that kid kept on saying.

Morton: He's probably crediting himself for something he has not done.

Lemmy: I'm confused?

Iggy: You know, maybe if we investigate what really happened, maybe we can divide these rumors to facts.

Wendy: Shut up Iggy!

Ludwig: Just stop it! Iggy is right. Whatever is going on, I would like to find out.

Lemmy: Yea! Iggy is smart!

Morton: Did you fall on your head or something Lemmy, because I'm pretty sure you don't know a thing.

Lemmy: Sure I do. Pi is 3.14 and it goes on for infinity!

Morton: Alright. What's matter?

Lemmy: Nothing! What's a matter with you?

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:21 am 
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Meanwhile back to our heroes (kinda)!

After the thwomp incdent and since the Koopasw decided to join their journey Bowser and Kamek had moved on, after 4 days they came across a town.

Bowser: We should stop here.

Kamek: Yes, we should!

Bowser: Ok, that comment was unneccessary-

Kamek: Oh shutup!

Bowser: I'M YOUR KING!

Kamek: And I'M a Wizard with many spells thaat can turn lungs to jelly beans!

Bowser: Gross!

Koopa #1: Do we have a say on this-

Bowser: No! In fact don't even talk until I say you can!

Kamek: Anyway, what town is this?

Bowser then walked to the sign and read,

Bowser: Thwompersville. This can't be good.

Bowser and co then walked to the town gate until a huge Thwomp landed in front of them!

Thwomp Guard: Well well well its Bowser! Your not welcome here because there's a bounty on you!

Bowser: WHY?!?!?!

Thwomp Guard: Because your good now!

Bowser: I'm NOT good!

Thwomp Guard: Then why are you saving someone?!

Kamek: Ok, before we get in a fight, how botu we do a comprise? What if Bowser enters but he is NOT Bowser?

Thwomp Guard: Yes, that'll work! are you Bowser?

Bowser: Nope.

Thwomp Guard: Ok you can enter!

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 4:45 pm 
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Bowser, Kamek, and followers enter Thwompersville

Bowser: (whispering to Kamek and Koopas) we need to act not like ourselves if we want to get out of here, don't be noticed. If we do other thwomps will kill us, we were lucky that the guard made a compromise with us.

Kamek: Actually when you weren't looking I did a spell on him.

Bowser: Well atleast we got passed him, so how do we not get noticed with these koopa troopas and us?

Kamek: I know a spell my lord that can change our appearance.

All: DO IT!!

Kamek: Okay, okay

Kamek holds up wand and starts speaking a bunch of gibberish

Kamek: And Alexazam!

Everyone grows a beard and moustache.

Bowser: Great spell Kamek

Random Thwomp: Nice facial hair guys

Bowser: (says in british accent) Now to find a place to stay and rest for a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:48 pm 
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Bowser: (in britsh accent) Ah look! There's an Inn over there!

Koopa #1: (jamacin accent) Ok man! Let's go to da place man!

Bowser: Ok YOU don't talk!!! EVER!!!! Until I say you can!!

Koopa: Yeesh!

After rquesting for a room, our heroes put their things on the ground in a pile, stored the goods in a fridge while Bowser and Kamek sat on the 2 beds and the Koopas sat on the couch. Bowser then turned on the TV.

Thwomp Anouncer: Welcome to another episode of thwomp Stoppers! The hit TV show where we find the evil thwompers who thwomp on thwomps, breaking the thwompps to bits! This is bad because the broken thwomps pieces are hard to find and it takes hours to put them back together-

"Click"

Bowser: Boooring!

Toad announcer: Welcome back to Channel 6! We have yet to find Mario but other news have beem brought to our attention, it seems that Bower has gone to good and willl save the princess!

Bowser: Great now the whole WORLD knows of my quest!

Toad Announcer: Also his kids have searched for him because they want t know whats going on!!!

Bowser: Oh fantastic, now THEY come in the picture!!!

Kamek: Well we mus leave first thing tomorrow, we'll at least have a chance to ditch the kids and news guys from recording our journey!

Just then the door burst open and the Thwomp from earlier with the scars came in plus with two other Thwomps!

Thwomp #1: That's them! That's them! That is THEM!

Thwomp #2: But they look nothing like-

The Thwomp with the scars walked toward them and tore off all the beards!

Thwomp #2 and #3: GASP! WHAT A TWIST!!!!!!!!

Twomp: Your now ours Bowser!

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 Post subject: Re: Bowser's Quest RPG
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 9:23 pm 
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Meanwhile where the koopa kids are argueing

Everyone: Blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah

Morton: Why don't we all stop argueing and start to investigate what's going on.

Ludwig: Before we go where's-

?????? ??: What?

Everyone: AHHHH!!

Bowser Jr: What?

Wendy: Oh it's just you, woosh. (wipes sweat off forehead)

Bowser Jr: What's going on, I just woke up from my nap.

Moton: Princess Toadstool was killed.

Larry: NO! She has not been killed, actually we don't know.

Bowser Jr: Can I go back to bed now?

Everyone: NO!

Iggy: How 'bout we find where Bowser is and get the answers.

Roy: How can we find where he is.

Lemmy: I wonder where he could be now. (saying while flipping through channels)

Lemmy flips to channel 6

Toad Announcer: We now know Bowser's current where abouts

Everyone crowds around tv

Lemmy: That's completely convienent

Toad Announcer: There are rumors that he has been taken prisoner in Thwompersville

All: GASP!!

Wendy: We have to save dad!

Bowser Jr: To Thwompersville!!

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Meanwhile at Thwompersville County Jail and Daycare Center!!!

Bowser and co were thrown inside a damp cell with broken beds, and weird square like toliets. Ironically this was the daycare center. Oh the irony oh the irony.

Bowser was sitting around just trying to think of an escape plan until he hit a wall so hard it broke. The escape plan was underway and the guads weren't looking. So quietly, they both escaped the prison and ran to the other gates which led onward but what they didn't was that 4 Goombas were in the gate tower.

Goomba #1: Hey who are those stinking intruders!

Goomba #2: I don't know, bt let's beat the crap outta him!

Goomba #1: Fine with me.

Goomba #3: I say do it!

Goomba #1: But who's gonna do it this time?

Goomba #2: You dummy!

Goomba #1: But I already did it last time!

Goomba #2: And you gonna do it again dummy!

Bowser: You know we can hear you right?

All Goombas: CRAP!

Kamek: Oh boy! Not another dumb battle!

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*The kooplaings worked out a plan to help their dad with his quest.*

Lemmy: I can't wait to play tricks on those toads!

Roy: Maybe this could be my chance to prove I can get this kingdom ruled over! Enough of Bowser Jr. doing all the work.

Morton: A great amount of stretching should help no pull a muscle.

Wendy: Once we take over the kingdom, I have more access to beauty products and make myself look beautiful. Unlike that ugly princess Toadstool.

Iggy: I shall create the most awesome invention ever! It shall be a- *potion explodes* -kick.

Ludwig: Once the kingdom is taking over by our name, I shall create the most awesome music throughout the entire kingdom.

Larry: That Mario shall taste the power of my wand! Unless he's dead.


Goomba #2: That's right! Another dumb ba- I mean another bat- what?

Goomba #1: LET'S BATTLE!

Kamek: You've made the wrong choice shroom heads!

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 8:19 am 
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Kamek lights a goomba on fire

Kamek: Told you that you made the wrong choice!

Bowser is chasing the other goomba around very slowly.

Kamek: I have to do everything, hic-a-bocy-doom!

A shoe appears over goomba and crushes it.

Bowser: I won the epic battle all by myself!

Kamek: Bu- never mind.

Goomba #3: I'll take the one with the wand, you take the slow fat one.

Bowser: Shut up shroom-head!

Goomba #4: Ok! Lets crush 'em

Both Goombas charge at Kamek and Bowser. They knock them both over!

Goomba #4: We got 'em. Let's kill 'em!

Goomba #3: We just have to bring them back to the tower.

Goomba #4: Can they be dead when they go back?

Goomba #3: I guess.

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