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 Post subject: War RPG
PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:36 pm 
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Location: The moon...I thought it was made of cheese...or prime rib...
The war has been going on forever. Hundreds of people fighting. The two sides? Fan boys and Nintendo. Who will win? IDK.

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Reffots watched in horror. The fan boys were winning. Nintendo was losing. Reffots found no problem with what Nintendo was doing. They were handy dandy in his book. Until recently, fan boys just complained. Now they had shotguns. And apparently, they were good fighters. Reffots walked over to a fan boy.

Fan boy: Hey.
Reffots: This doesn't make sense.
Fan boy: What?
Reffots: This whole plot line.
Fan boy: I know...
Reffots: It lacks originality.
Fan boy: Your the one who created it.
Reffots: Oh yeah. Its the greatest thing ever.

Reffots then shoots the fan boy...500 times... with a revolver. Reffots then headed back to Nintendo's base to get orders from his colonel.

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:45 am 
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"Colonel Jonathan speaking"

Reffots: They're overpowering us sir

Jonathan: We must fight them unleash our next troops

Reffots: Aye Aye Sir

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:07 pm 
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Elsewhere, Sephiroth Crescent was in another part of the base, training up new soldiers.

"Come on you slow coaches, do those press-ups faster!"

"Can't... manage..."

"Huff... huff..."

"Stop acting like little girls! You're SOLDIERS! MOVE IT!"

"Urrgh..."

Sephiroth ordered the soldiers to get up. "Now, QUIIIICK... MARCH! One, two! One, two! Move!"

"I'm tired, Commander..."

"No backchat, Private! Drop down and give me twenty!" The soldier immediately obeyed, dropping to the floor and doing twenty press-ups.

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:41 pm 
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Location: The moon...I thought it was made of cheese...or prime rib...
Reffots runs to his troops and jumps on a horse. He then rode the horse to his troops to lead his troops.

Reffots: Troops, go forth and kill some people, m'kay?
All troops: M'KAY!!!!
Reffots: MARCH!!!

And so they marched towards the battlefield, in a glorious fashion that can only be described as...struddleriffic.

Reffots: ARCHERS!!!
Lt:Why do we need archers when we have guns?
Reffots: ARCHERS!!!
Lt: *sigh* ARCHERS!! Ready, aim, fire!!
Reffots: Now umm...did that kill any of them?
Lt: They have modern technology...so no.
Reffots: Its because we have terrible archers, execute them all.
Lt: Why don't we just make them charge?
Reffots: Good thinking Lt., that way I won't have to do paperwork. CHARGE!!!

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:48 am 
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JR pulls out an AK 47 and shoots at the enemy

JR: Arrrrrrrrg

Reffots: nice

JR: It always is.

The enemy continually shoots back killing a couple more soldiers

JR: Soldiers stand down they're a lost cause

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:35 pm 
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Meanwhile back at the base....

Matt Staples put his helmet on his head doing the clip up underneath his chin, and glanced round the room for his gun. He noticed it on the table and walked over and picked it up and slung it over his shoulder. He opend the door and watched as 10 Men marched passed with the Commander barking at them to pick up the pace.

As they passed gun fire could be heard from a distance with shouting. Matt followed the Soldgers down the hall and took a right into the open air just as multiple bullets bounced of the wall just behind his head. He ducked and ran for cover, he tripped and rolled onto his back just as rubble was blasted into the air. Matt picked himself up and continued running and just dived behind a tree as some more bullets whizzed passed his head.

As he peered round the tree More Soldgers squeezed next to Matt behind the tree, gasping for air. He nodded his hello and ran on ducking behind a mud hill re loading his gun and aiming towards the enemy

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:35 pm 
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Meanwhile at the HQ

JR: This is the worst war we've been in.

Reffots: Worse than the Internet War?

JR: Don't remind me of that. Now we need to execute a better battle plan.

Reffots: We need to find a weakness in them.

?????: I believe I can help

JR: Who are you?

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:28 pm 
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"Don't you recognize me? I've helped you often enough. Katie... remember?"
"Wait, Katie... is that really you?" asked JR. "And how can you help us against the fan boys?"
"I'm a general in their army."
"Umm... how can you be a fan boy? You're a girl." said Matt.
"Yeah, but apparently the fan boys have some mental problems, because they haven't noticed that yet. Anyways, I'm pretty high ranking, and I know most of their strategies, but I like Nintendo better."
" So you can help us?"
"Yeah." said Katie

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:05 am 
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JR: Fantastic

Katie: Yeah. Now I know of a air strike they're going to do later on at Midnight. If we can get up first we could bring them down.

Reffots: While you will stay there giving us info about their plans.

JR: What could possibly go wrong?

They all look at the screen.

Reffots: Don't say that ever again.

Katie: Or else you'll jinx it.

JR: Fine

Reffots: call Master Seph we gathering troops.

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:22 am 
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"Ready... aim... FIRE!" Vincent fired his assault rifle at the target and missed spectacularly.

"Watch where you're firing that!" yelled a voice.

"What?"

"You nearly blew my head off!" Someone ran over. Vincent saw that it was JR.

"Ooooops. Sorry dude."

"You will be!" JR snatched the rifle out of Vincent's hands and knocked him out with his own gun.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:07 am 
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"Now come on! MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Sephiroth marched out of the room with the trainee soldiers marching behind him.

"We're tired..."

"Must... rest..."

"This is ARMY TRAINING, not a holiday with your mothers! MARCH!!!"

"It's November..."

"What?" Sephiroth whirled round. "No backchat, soldier! Star jumps, on the spot! Now!" The soldier complied, and the others could only watch on in fear.

"Now come on! Start marching round the field!" Sephiroth pointed the soldiers towards the field, and they marched off. The soldier doing the star jumps stopped then followed behind. Sephiroth sighed.

"Training these worms is easier said than done..." he sighed.

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:20 am 
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JR walks in

JR: Permission to talk Seph.

Seph: Agreed soldier. What is it?

JR: We need troops. An air strike by the fan boys is happening tonight.

Seph: I shall help but the soldiers you need aren't here.

Soldier: Hey!

JR: NO TALKING Soldier.

Soldier: Yes Sir.

JR: You better.

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:27 am 
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Vincent woke up a while later.

"Ouch... that hurt..." he mumbled.

"It was supposed to!" JR snapped.

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 Post subject: Re: War RPG
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:22 am 
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JR: now you listen I'll be using an iPod Touch apps as a way to distract the fanboys

Vincente: good idea

Seph: yes but with what

JR: an Nintendo app

Kate: it will probably work knowing those idiots

JR: stupid fanboys they'll never know what hit them

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