( after ROFLing at what's been happening, I come back to make my EPIC post. )
*Meanwhile, at Valentine Manor...*
Vincent: So, now all I need is another cake. *gets hit in the face with a cake* NOT LIKE THAT. But anyway...
Maid: Sir, here's your--- SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!
Vincent: I'MA FIRING MAH LAZOR!!!
*Someone knocks on the door*
Butler: I'll get it, Mr. Valentine.
*The butler opens the door*
Butler: Good day sir. Can I--- FOOD FIGHT!!! *splats a custard pie in the face of the person who knocked - who just so happens to be Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: -_- Thanks for that...
Butler: My my, terribly sorry sir. Come in.
*Sephiroth walks in, but has to duck as a... er, rubber duck... is thrown at him by another maid*
Sephiroth: Vincent, I only came to collect my research.
Sephiroth: My reserch on the world's sanity loss.
Maid: Can I get you a--- LALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA!!!
Vincent: I need a new maid of honour. LADIES, TAKE THIS ONE!!!
*Twenty maids burst through the doors and pin Sephiroth down. Before he realises what is going on, he is dragged off to a small room in the manor, where he is stripped out of his clothes and made to put on a pink flowery bath robe.*
Sephiroth: -_-' This is definitely NOT going to plan...
Maid: You're going to look splendid when we're done!
*Before Sephiroth could protest, the maid and her other companions had him held down, and removed the robe to replace it with some other clothing. He struggled violently but the maids didn't let go. Then he was tied down in a chair and felt things being smeared all over his face. Once he was released, he made a desperate bid to escape the manor, but the butler stopped him!*
Butler: Sorry, we don't allow maids to leave that easily.
Sephiroth: But I am not a maid here... *he catches sight of the clothes he is wearing in a mirror* O_O What th---
Vincent: Wow, now I have a proper maid of honour!!! *laughs*
Sephiroth: ... *fumes*
Maid: Anyway... DOOT DOOT DOOOOOT DOO-BEE-DOO-LA-LA!!! *throws water bombs at everyone*
*Sephiroth ducks from the water bombs, and so do the others. Whilst the pandemonium ensues, with everyone throwing water bombs at each other, Sephiroth hurries to the main kitchen of the manor (where he remembered he'd left his research) and picks up the huge folder full of papers. He makes a dash outside through the window, but he accidentaly tramples over Vincent's prize daisies whilst he makes his escape.*
Vincent: Anyway, my maid of honour is--- NO WAIT! MAKE THAT MAID OF DISHONOUR!!! HE TRAMPLED MY PRIZE DAISIES!!! CRAP!!!
*Sephiroth makes it back to the rest of the group. But as he rejoins them...*
*Everyone falls over laughing*
Sephiroth: -_-' This is a serious matter!!!
Matt: Er... what are you wearing?!
Char: Looks... er... *laughs*
forcedude: Um... *laughs*
Sephiroth: Aaaaaah... I can explain...