(( OMIGOSH MM WHEN I READ YOUR POST I COULDN'T STOP ROFLING FOR 5 MINUTES!! ))
Vincent: Uh... right!!! Since when did he come here?!
Sephiroth: Never mind that. Maner just called through, someone wants a turkey and rallish.
Vincent: Turkey and rallish... wait don't you mean relish?
Sephiroth: I meant rallish. -_- It's our specialty sauce.
Vincent: I got something better.
Maner: Guys, I can hear you two arguing in there!
Sephiroth: -_- Yes but they ordered it with rallish. *to Maner* Sorry, we'll be done soon.
Vincent: And one turkey and rallish, coming RIGHT UP!
*Vincent rushes back to the kitchen, and Sephiroth returns to the front of house, just as someone else walks in.*
???: Mind if I order a cheese burger?
Sephiroth: Hold on. You're an animal. I don't allow animals in here.
???: I'm not just any animal, I am... HAPPYCAT!
Happycat: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Sephiroth: Aaaaah... alright then, I will make an exception, but only because the only cats I like are lolcats.
Maner: Why don't you sit down?
*Happycat sits down, and Sephiroth goes over to the hatch*
Sephiroth: We need a cheese burger, quick!
Vincent: Hang on!
Sephiroth: We have a very demanding customer!!! *facepalm*
Vincent: Right right...
Junior Chef Jim: Left left, Chef.
Sephiroth: Since when did I hire him?
Vincent: I did. I needed another chef, so... yeah.
Sephiroth: Now hold up, I own this restaurant, I decide who is hired here!
Jim: Is that the nice way of saying I'm fired? *gulp*
Sephiroth: *sigh* You can stay. I need more kitchen staff anyway.