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 Post subject: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:52 pm 
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Okay, this is a free-for-all RPG set in a comfortable and classy restaurant in the centre of all the action.

Just a few rules:

1. Don't insult the staff of the restaurant, especially not the front of house.
2. If you start getting rowdy or cause trouble you will be kicked out.
3. All other usual RPG fundamental rules apply.
4. You can order whatever food or drink you want, but it's at the chef's discretion whether or not he actually makes it.

*The restaurant opens for business!*

Restaurant Opening Dude: Okay, welcome to the restaurant. We got our staff in there. Yeah, so enjoy yourselves.
Passer-by: Wait, who's working?
ROD: Well, we got Sephiroth as the front of house, and Vincent Valentine is our chef.
Passer-by: Sounds cool. Can I go in?
ROD: Sure.

*The passer-by walks in*

Sephiroth: Hello and welcome to the restaurant. Take a seat.

*Sephiroth leads the passer-by to a seat, who is now a diner.*

Diner: Thanks. Can I have a cheeseburger and chips?
Sephiroth: Coming right up!

*Sephiroth goes up to the hatch into the kitchen*

Vincent: *looking out the hatch* We got a guinea pi-- I mean customer?
Sephiroth: Yes. Cheeseburger and chips, make it snappy!
Vincent: I'll chop up a crocodile to go with it then.

*Sephiroth facepalms*

Vincent: CRAP! Okay okay! I'll make it!

*Vincent goes away, and Sephiroth returns to the front of the restaurant. Someone else walks in.*

???: Hey, nice place.
Sephiroth: Welcome. Take a seat.
Diner: How long's my food gonna be?
Sephiroth: Should be about half an hour.
Diner: Alright.
???: Can I get a glass of wine and the chef's special?
*??? sits down*
Sephiroth: Coming up!

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:32 pm 
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maner walks ito restruant
maner:hey i need a part time job are you hireing?

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:38 am 
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Sephiroth: As a matter of fact, yes we are.
maner: Great. So... what is the job I'll be doing?
Sephiroth: Well, you'll be helping me wait tables.
maner: Okay, and is the pay good?
Sephiroth: Yes. And you'll be starting... well, whenever suits you. One moment, though.

*Sephiroth walks over to the hatch*

Sephiroth: Vincent, we need a chef's special making as well.
Vincent: Gotcha.

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:13 am 
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maner so... um... i can start now?okay! but first i need to no what might have to serve so im going to study the menu!!

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:54 am 
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*Sephiroth tosses Maner a menu*

Maner: Thanks.
Sephiroth: There is quite a lot on offer.

*From the hatch*

Vincent: Er, we got a problem.
Sephiroth: What is it?!
Vincent: I gotta go, really bad. Need a loo break, but I don't have any other chef to watch over the stuff cooking.
Sephiroth: Right, I'll look after it. Hey, new guy, I need you to watch over the front of house whilst I do that.
Maner: Gotcha.

*Vincent excuses himself to go to the bathroom, and Sephiroth goes into the kitchen to keep an eye on what's cooking*

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:39 am 
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some one walks in
???:hello my i have some turkey
maner:.... ok
maner opens shaft
maner:hello we need a turky
???:whith ralish
maner:oh with rallish
maner closes the shaft

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:08 am 
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Location: Cheering at the zombie that's waking up again
*MM grabs his noteblock and enters the restaurant. He quickly scribbles down everything that he sees and notices*

MM: hmm...so far the accomodation is ok. Wait wait wait, how did I end up as a michelin inspector again? ...nevermind, I didn't say that.

*Vincente returns, and hears MM say it. He quickly walks into the kitchen and informs Sephiroth

Sephiroth: Oh don't be silly Vincent! You have been eating too mutch phoenixes lately!

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Sephiroth: OBJECTION!

RealMM: whaaat?

Sephiroth: That eating phoenixes joke is only something that YOU and YOU alone would say, therefore you should change that sentence!

RealMM; Ok ok...

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Sephiroth: Have you been eating too mutch materia's lately?

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Sephiroth: ANOTHER OBJECTION!You cannot eat materia's, they are...

*The real MM knocks Sephiroth out and changes the sentence back to normal*

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Sephiroth: Have you been eating too many phoenixes lately?

Vincent: Phoenixes? What are you..?

*RealMM randomly appears and slaps vincent*

RealMM: Just SHUT UP AND GET TO COOKING!

*RealMM dissappears*

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:30 am 
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(( OMIGOSH MM WHEN I READ YOUR POST I COULDN'T STOP ROFLING FOR 5 MINUTES!! ))

Vincent: Uh... right!!! Since when did he come here?!
Sephiroth: Never mind that. Maner just called through, someone wants a turkey and rallish.
Vincent: Turkey and rallish... wait don't you mean relish?

*Sephiroth facepalms*

Sephiroth: I meant rallish. -_- It's our specialty sauce.
Vincent: I got something better.
Maner: Guys, I can hear you two arguing in there!
Sephiroth: -_- Yes but they ordered it with rallish. *to Maner* Sorry, we'll be done soon.
Vincent: And one turkey and rallish, coming RIGHT UP!

*Vincent rushes back to the kitchen, and Sephiroth returns to the front of house, just as someone else walks in.*

???: Mind if I order a cheese burger?
Sephiroth: Hold on. You're an animal. I don't allow animals in here.
???: I'm not just any animal, I am... HAPPYCAT!
Sephiroth: Happycat?
Happycat: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Sephiroth: Aaaaah... alright then, I will make an exception, but only because the only cats I like are lolcats.
Maner: Why don't you sit down?

*Happycat sits down, and Sephiroth goes over to the hatch*

Sephiroth: We need a cheese burger, quick!
Vincent: Hang on!
Sephiroth: We have a very demanding customer!!! *facepalm*
Vincent: Right right...
Junior Chef Jim: Left left, Chef.

*Vincent facepalms*

Sephiroth: Since when did I hire him?
Vincent: I did. I needed another chef, so... yeah.
Jim: Hey.
Sephiroth: Now hold up, I own this restaurant, I decide who is hired here!
Jim: Is that the nice way of saying I'm fired? *gulp*
Sephiroth: *sigh* You can stay. I need more kitchen staff anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:31 pm 
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Location: Cheering at the zombie that's waking up again
(the real MM smiles and pretends to be cool : "Still got it". He then leans back so mutch that he falls from his chair)

MM: So...service gets a...big fat...NOTHING because I haven't determined it yet. Oh sir! Sir! You with your gay gray hair!

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Sephiroth: RANDOM ANGRY SHOUTING PHRASE!

RealMM: Oh god no. Dont give me this crap again, I need to move on with my post you know?

Sephiroth: NO! NOO! NOOO! NO! You promised me that you would never call me gay gray hair again!

RealMM: ...but....

Sephiroth: no.

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MM: Oh sir sir! Yes, you with the homosexual looking black and white thing above your face?

Sephiroth: *sigh* Don't you mean GayGrayHair?

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Sephiroth: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!

RealMM: I see. Let me help.

*The real MM snaps Sephiroth's neck*

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MM: Yes, that's what I ment. So...can i get a menu or what?

Sephiroth: Of course sir!

*Sephiroth walks up to Vincent and slaps him*

Vincent: CRAP! What now?

Sephiroth: The guy there wants the menu. So give it to him!

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*Sephiroth twitches his finger a bit, but the real MM shoots him multiple times*

Sephiroth: ...i...just...wanted..to...say...that...was...ok.

*Sephiroth dies*

RealMM: Oh well, time to shove another phoenix down his throat

Sephiroth's spirit: NO! NOT THAT JOKE AGAIN! IT'S...

RealMM: CAN'T YOU EVER EVER EVER SHUT UP!

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*Vincent yells in MM's face*

Vincent: CAN'T YOU EVER EVER EVER SHUT UP! ...why did I say that? *Vincent looks at who he has yelled at and mutters "Crap. Crappity Crappity Crap"

MM: ...O...K...

*MM slowly backs off and carefully takes the menu from Vincent's hands*

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:54 am 
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Vincent: Anyway it's sorta handy--
Sephiroth's spirit: Hey, would you mind reviving me?!
Vincent: Oh right...

*Vincent pulls out a phoenix down and uses it on Sephiroth*

Sephiroth: Anyway. Don't you need to get on with cooking?
Vincent: Only been revived for five seconds and you're already ordering me around? CRAP!
Sephiroth: >.> It's my job.
Jim: *from the hatch* Uhh... the turkey is ready, Chef. Can you make the rallish?
Vincent: Oh... okay, I'm on it!

*Vincent rushes back to the kitchen*

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
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MM: Well, so for guestfriendlyness gets a BIG FAT...zero. Maybe if the food is ok, i'll give them that star. Yeah right. They'll have to do better then that! Waitor!

Sephiroth: Yes sir?

MM: I would like some snert please...AND THAT IS NOT SNERTZ IN A BUN!

*MM stares at Vincent carrying Snertz in a bun*

Snertz: Get me out of here!

Vincent: Oh it's not. OK.

*Vincent turns around, goes back into the kitchen and drops Snertz in a trash can*

MM: And you have 30 minutes to deliver it to me. Or else...

*Sephiroth is boiling*

Sephiroth: We are just a normal restaurant, we don't have things like Snert! And for that matter, who are you to dare and command us around?

MM: I'm the...

Sephiroth: No no no. I've had enough of you. Out you go!

MM: But...

Sephiroth: OUT! OUT!

*MM stands up, very pissed*

MM: Ok then. I'm gone. After I rip apart these michelin star forms!

*Sephiroth stares confused, but then he looks even more pissed at MM. MM rips the papers apart and leaves the restaurant. Sephiroth cleans up and returns to the kitchen*

Sephiroth: Vincent, don't bother with the Snert request. I sent the guy away. He pretended to be a Michelin inspector, but I am not falling for that. He littered the dining room with scraps of paper BTW.

*Vincent looks up*

Vincent: He WAS a michelin inspector.

Sephiroth: What?!?! Why didn't you say so earlier?!?!?

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:48 am 
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Vincent: I, uh...
Sephiroth: You just blew our chances of getting some michelin stars!
Vincent: That was your fault actually... you kicked him out...
Sephiroth: *annoyed* Ugggh... right... I will have to apologise to him.
Vincent: Oh, and...

*Happycat tackles Vincent to the ground!*

Happycat: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER???
Vincent: Holy crap, get off!!! Then I'll get it for you!!!

*A while later, MM storms back into the restaurant*

MM: YOU!!!
Sephiroth: ...!!! Look, sir, I am---
MM: OH NO!!! DON'T START!!!
Sephiroth: I just wanted to say that---
MM: I CAME IN HERE TO GET A GOOD MEAL, AND THEN YOU KICK ME OUT?! OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOSPITALITY MEANS, DO YOU?!
Sephiroth: I was going to say I am so---
MM: DROP THE EXCUSES!!!

*Vincent hears the commotion and rushes outside*

Vincent: Okay what the crap is going on?!
MM: What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. THIS GUY *points at Sephiroth* HAS NO IDEA HOW TO TREAT CUSTOMERS PROPERLY!!!
Sephiroth: I was going to apologise for my earlier actions. It was rash of me.

*pause*

Vincent: We'll try again...
MM: ...
Sephiroth: I have already apologised.
MM: ...it isn't really enough.

*MM gives Sephiroth a stare that would stab eyes out*

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 Post subject: Re: The Restaurant RPG!!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:36 am 
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maner: um..... the dinner just left with an angry face
sephiroth:opps i knew i forgot somthing

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