news reports, storytelling and grenades.

[21:22] <MM> The environment had changed.
[21:23] <MM> They were driving on a highway in a busy city. Lights and Neon everywhere.
[21:23] <MM> Though, it wasn't as impressive as the thing they were seeing in front of them.
[21:24] <Cap86> ...
[21:24] <MM> About 1 mile ahead of them, the sky lit up with a golden shine.
[21:24] <Cap86> *munches on popcorn...throws some at NAD*
[21:25] <MM> Adam and MM were both so stunned that they couldn't utter a single word
[21:25] <NAD> *munches on some grenade handles...one comes off and throws it at cap86*
[21:25] <MM> It was....(dramatic silence)
[21:25] <MM> HEY!
[21:25] <MM> NO FIGHTING IN MY STORY!
[21:25] <MM> at least...not yet
[21:25] * Cap86 catches it and tosses it at chuck, who eats it*
[21:25] <MM> It was.....
[21:25] <MM> a....a....a...COKE LIGHT PAUSE BRB!\
[21:27] <MM> a giant golden statue of a man. With diamond eyes and a big smile. Adam recognized the man. It was....
[21:27] <Cap86> DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
[21:27] <Cap86> too early?
[21:28] <NAD> *throws popcorn at klinx and he slashes it up*
[21:28] <Cap86> lol
[21:28] <MM> welll...
[21:28] <MM> to be honest. DUN DUN DUUUUN fits the character
[21:28] <Cap86> OOOHOOOH!
[21:28] <MM> in fact. He's here
[21:28] <Cap86> MC_GAMER!
[21:28] <MM> CORRECT! YOU GET ONE FREE INTERNET!
[21:29] <Cap86> ^_^
[21:29] * Cap86 eats internet
[21:29] <MM> ok. well
[21:30] <MM> suddenly, Adam yelled. "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!' MM turned the wheel around and nearly crashed into a car driving in front of them
[21:30] <MM> MM relaxed, and took a turn to the left, leaving the highway
[21:30] <MM> Adam asked: "Where are we going?"
[21:31] <Cap86> AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIIIIIIIIST
[21:32] <MM> MM replied: "I don't know. Look for some signs." Adam tried to tell MM that he saw a sign, but MM was too fast. "OH LOOK! IT'S JUSE'S BAR! MM took a steep turn left and parked exactly in the wrong spot. Employees only.
[21:33] <MM> Adam frowned: MM! MM: Who cares? Let's go for a drink.
[21:34] <MM> Juse's bar was filled with customers and the smell of beer was everywhere. Juse looked up from her work and saw a smiling MM.
[21:35] <Cap86> (sorry MM but insane youtube vid: FF Prelude-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI3r8-HA0kA)
[21:35] <MM> MM laughed: Hey Juse? How's the beer?
[21:35] <MM> TOO MUTCH FF! TAKE THIS INSTEAD!
[21:35] <MM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4pty7O_Xc
[21:39] <MM> Juse laughed back: "It's fine. But don't tell me you...wait, you're gonna do it anyway." MM smiled: The beers fine, so give me coke!
[21:41] <MM> Adam looked at the plasma screens. It was the news programme.
[21:41] <MM> Capper. You're on.
[21:44] <Cap86> Hello! It's time for your 6 o clock news
[21:44] <Cap86> i'm your anchor! Captain!
[21:44] <NAD> i'm your co-anchor bibbity boppity carl but you can call me NAD
[21:44] <MM> HEY!
[21:44] <MM> no.
[21:45] <Cap86> today's top story: our benevolent dictator, MC, has so Graciously extended our curfew by 2 minutes!
[21:45] <MM> Who's telling this story wise guys?
[21:45] <Cap86> we can now be outside untill 7:02!
[21:45] <MM> NO!
[21:45] <Cap86> fine MM have your story back
[21:45] <NAD> And now, because evil exists in this world, here's storytime with MM
[21:46] <MM> "And now the 12 o'clock news with Captain1986" said a serious male voice. Cap hadn't changed mutch in those 5 years. "Two inmates has succcesfully escaped from Paperaz. They have been positively identified as Mariomesser and someone who claims to be AdminAdam. But he ofcourse isnt."
[21:47] <MM> Juse looked at Adam: "Are you...?"
[21:47] <MM> Adam answered: "Yes. The name's Adam. AdminAdam."
[21:48] <MM> Juse then looked at MM: "So that's where you've been the last 2 years."
[21:49] <MM> MM looked around nervously 'Wasn't it a bad idea to tell you're Adam. I mean...everyone must be looking for us"
[21:51] <MM> Juse reassured them: "Don't worry. Most the guys here aren't "perfect" like Cap there
[21:52] <MM> Cap continued on a different story: "Our benevolent Lord, MC, has so Graciously extended our curfew by one minute ! we can now be outside untill 7:01!
[21:52] <MM> HA!

freedom learns something new

Kitten> I do know Cursed_Cookie though.
17:14 Freedom> they never talk
17:14 Cursed_Cookie> ?
17:14 Freedom> wtf
17:14 Cursed_Cookie> i do
17:14 Freedom> overalls
17:14 Cursed_Cookie> boo
17:14 Kitten> Cursed_Cookie!
17:14 relz> yeah they do
17:14 Cursed_Cookie> bad kitty!
17:14 Tetra> talk
17:15 Freedom> sob never talks to meh
17:15 Freedom> XD
17:15 Tetra> me either

me vs a troll

[21:27] * Shlazzer slaps MM_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:27] * Shlazzer slaps MM_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:27] * Shlazzer slaps MM_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:27] * Shlazzer slaps MM_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:27] * Shlazzer slaps MM_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:27] * Shlazzer slaps MM_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:27] * MM_ slaps Shlazzer around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:27] == Shlazzer was kicked from #StupidMario by ROB [Stop flooding!]
[21:27] <Jade_HaT> lmao
[21:27] <Pepsi1max> lol
[21:27] <Jade_HaT> Was waiting for that.
[21:27] <MM_> YAY! MY SLAP KICKED HIM!

[21:05] == Snertzy18 [webchat@11de379d.f5eb36d.il.comcast.net] has joined #StupidMario
[21:05] <Snertzy18> I hate my computer!!!
[21:05] <Freedom> lol
[21:05] == relz [mibbit@3b87238b.a763dad.1e624c7d.31a16b5dX] has joined #StupidMario
[21:05] <Snertzy18> Someone please kick Snertz and Snertz?
[21:05] <Snertzy18> Snertz_*
[21:06] * relz kicks snertz
[21:06] * relz kicks snertz_
[21:06] * Snertzy18 facepalms
[21:06] <Snertzy18> I'm afraid to ask something else now..
[21:06] <Freedom> gomdrop?
[21:07] <Snertzy18> ...
[21:07] * relz slaps Snertz with a wet kipper
[21:07] * relz wins!
[21:07] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertz around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:07] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertz_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:07] * relz slaps Snertz_ with a wet kipper
[21:07] * relz wins!
[21:07] == Snertz [webchat@11de379d.f5eb36d.il.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 361 seconds]
[21:07] * relz eats a waffle... Freedom wishes he had one too, but he doesn't!
[21:08] <Snertzy18> one down... one to go!
[21:08] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertz_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:08] * relz slaps Snertz_ with a wet kipper
[21:08] * relz wins!
[21:08] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertz_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:08] * relz slaps Snertz_ with a wet kipper
[21:08] * relz wins!
[21:08] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertz_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:08] * relz slaps Snertz_ with a wet kipper
[21:08] * relz wins!
[21:08] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertz_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:08] * relz slaps Shinrin with a wet kipper
[21:08] * relz wins!
[21:08] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertz_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:09] * relz slaps Snertz_ with a wet kipper
[21:09] * relz wins!
[21:09] <Snertzy18> ........dang it!!
[21:09] * Snertzy18 slaps Snertzy18 around a bit with a large fishbot
[21:09] <Freedom> jesus
[21:09] == Snertz_ [webchat@11de379d.f5eb36d.il.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 361 seconds]
[21:09] <Snertzy18> oh... sure... the second I hit myself, my other clone leaves!
[21:09] <relz> apparently jesus is the password
[21:09] == Snertzy18 has changed nick to Snertz

there happens so mutch wonderfull dialog when I'm involved!


[20:33] == NAD [webchat@1faf4a71.1e624c7d.ma.comcast.net] has joined #StupidMario
[20:33] <MM> hey Snertzy! And Relzy! And Pepsi1maxi! And Cursed_Cooki! And Shinrini!
[20:34] <NAD> and me!
[20:34] <MM> and Naddy!
[20:34] * MM laughs
[20:34] * NAD laughs
[20:35] <MM> I've been waiting for this ever since i met you
[20:36] * MM runs to his Wii, turns it on and runs back to the PC...all in 1 second
[20:36] <MM> hellooo? anyone here?
[20:36] <NAD> hold on, hold on
[20:37] <NAD> wait a sec mm
[20:37] * MM waits a second
[20:37] <MM> and now?
[20:37] <NAD> bad news, my SSBB disc is busted
[20:37] * MM cries
[20:44] * MM opens Mario Kart Wii. TLOZ is inside. MM opens TLOZ, Mario Party 8 is inside. MM opens Super Mario Galaxy. Super Mario Galaxy is inside. MM opens Mario Party 8 and finally finds Mario Kart

19:31 Vicente eats... Someone
19:32 Freedom that's not healthy
19:32 Vicente That depends who it was
19:33 relz would a fat man be considered healthy?
19:34 Vicente Yes
19:34 Freedom ...well if he sat on his overalls most of his life he would be tastier
19:34 Freedom not sure about the healthy thing but w/e
19:35 Vicente I'm still hungry
19:35 relz alright then dinner plans for tuesday are back on
19:35 Freedom your going to eat a fat man?
19:35 Freedom :O Your gonna eat santa!!
19:36 relz shhh... what the elves dont know they dont need to know
19:37 Freedom I bet he tastes like cookies
19:38 relz probably

so FREEDOM is the villain in the holiday rpg!!!! :O

ehhhh wrong!

so...he didn't eat santa, though he tastes like cookies?

[22:31] <Senny> oh yeah
[22:31] <Senny> awesome
[22:31] * Shinrin sits on Senny
[22:31] * MM__ gets angry
[22:31] <MM__> WHAT!
[22:32] * MM__ kicks Shinrin 9001 times
[22:32] * Senny tackles MM and hugs him
[22:32] <MM__> asskicktime!
[22:32] <Shinrin> IT'S OVER 9000!
[22:32] <MM__> oh yeah!
[22:32] * MM__ hits Shinrin in the goombas and twists them around
[22:32] <MM__> that must be a barrel roll
[22:32] <MM__> or a goombas roll?
[22:32] <Senny> dayum violent XD
[22:33] <MM__> no one touches my senny
[22:33] <Senny> =)

Remember kids, do not touch my sunshine!

lawl MM...jes lawl...

We really got festive in the chatroon tonight!!!

relz AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! old time christmas songs! they wont get out!
19:03 Cap LAWL!
19:04 Snertz Well the weather outside is frightful, but the firs is so delightful... since there's no place to go, let it snow let it snow let it snow.
19:04 relz wait a minute...
19:05 relz he's mr white christmas he's mr snow...
19:05 Snertz Silent night, Holy Night. All is calm; All is bright. Round 'yon Virgin mother and Child... Holy Imphant so tender and mild...
19:06 LadyJuse The First Noel, the angel did say, was to certain poor shepards in fields as they lay
19:06 Snertz Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!! Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!
19:07 Cap Un Flambeau Jeanette Isabelle! Un Flambeau Couron Au Berceau!
19:07 Snertz Masters in this hall hear ye news today. Brought from overseas and ever I you pray.
19:08 relz i'm mr green christmas i'm mr sun i'm mr heat blister i'm mr 101 they call me heat miser whatever i touch starts to melt in my clutch i'm to much....
19:08 Cap Hark the Herald Angels sing! Glory to the newborn king!
19:08 LadyJuse Angels we have heard on high, sweetly singing o'er the plains
19:10 Snertz Silver Bells. Silver Bells. It's Christmas time in the City. Rina-a-ling. Hear'em ring. Soon it will be Christmas Day.
19:11 relz your a mean one mr grinch, you really are a heel, your as cuddly as a cactus your as charming as an eel MR GRINCH
19:11 LadyJuse Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant
19:11 Cap O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree, you stand in Verdant Beauty!
19:14 Snertz Away in a manger, no crib for his bed. The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head.
19:14 Cap I'm dreaming of a White Christmas! Just like the ones i used to know!
19:14 LadyJuse Christmas Time is here, happiness and cheer, fun for all the children call their fav'rite time of year
19:15 Snertz On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A partridge in a pear tree.
19:16 Cap Last Christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day you give it away
19:16 LadyJuse God rest ye merry gentelmen let nothing you dismay
19:17 Snertz Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
19:17 Cap C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRR
19:17 Cap XD
19:17 relz frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul, with a corn cob pipe and a button nose and to eyes made of coal
19:17 LadyJuse As long as there's Christmas I truely belive that hope is the greatest of the gifts we recive
19:19 Snertz Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking hom from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

20:37 Freedom sits and sips his drink
20:38 Snertz stands outside looking for a ride screaming 'CRAZY PEOPLE LIVE HERE!!'
20:38 Jade_HaT Tis good fun!
20:38 mdaccountant runs out screaming CRAZY PEOPLE DON'T LIVE HERE!
20:38 Freedom looks at his coffee soaked pants and takes them off
20:38 mdaccountant omg! O.o
20:38 Freedom runs after snertz
20:38 Freedom COME BACK INSIDE!!
20:38 mdaccountant quick run, freedom is pant-less
20:39 Freedom I need new pants!!
20:39 relz does a spit take with hot cocoa
20:39 Snertz looks back for one second then just hijacks a random car
20:39 mdaccountant joins Snertz
20:39 Snertz drives away
20:39 Freedom dang
20:39 Jade_HaT wow...
20:39 Jade_HaT o.o
20:39 mdaccountant Woot just in time.
20:39 mdaccountant although another second and i'll be hitting pavment
20:39 Snertz Last time I butler for those 2 crazy people//
20:39 relz MDA quit starring
20:40 Jade_HaT Lo-Lo needs new pants...
20:40 Jade_HaT hands him ken doll pants
20:40 mdaccountant I can't hear you, i'm in the car with Snertz
20:40 Jade_HaT ^_^
20:40 Freedom hahaha slew
20:40 Snertz ok let's stop here..
20:40 Snertz getrs out of the car and sees freedom outside pantless
20:40 Snertz DAMMIT!!!
20:40 relz goes back to the cocoa
20:40 mdaccountant this is the first time in chat history that we are in diffrent places
20:41 Jade_HaT ... I'm so uncomfortable...
20:41 mdaccountant snertz run into the car driving off
20:41 Freedom takes of a pedestrians pants and puts them on
20:42 Freedom buries the pedestrian
20:42 Snertz MDA, you drive... I gotta go

O.o i'll never look at the chat the same again.

[21:16] == TETRATALON [webchat@3239def7.330f146.fios.verizon.net] has joined #StupidMario
[21:16] <LadyJuse> HELLO
[21:16] <TETRATALON> HELLO!
[21:17] <TETRATALON> DON'T YOU LOVE CAPS LOCK? XD
[21:17] <LadyJuse> HI! BILLY MAYS HERE!
[21:17] <TETRATALON> LOL
[21:17] <TETRATALON> HEY, TOO SOON
[21:17] * TETRATALON CRIES A LITTLE
[21:18] <LadyJuse> SORRY!
[21:18] <TETRATALON> EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY
[21:19] <TETRATALON> I HOPE
[21:19] <LadyJuse> INDEED!
[21:19] <TETRATALON> WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
[21:19] <LadyJuse> ....I DO NOT KNOW D:
[21:19] <TETRATALON> D:
[21:20] <TETRATALON> GOOD OL' BILLY
[21:20] <TETRATALON> DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG
[21:20] <LadyJuse> HE JUST THREW IN ANOTHER CELBERTY DEATH AT NO EXTRA COST
[21:21] <TETRATALON> DARNIT!
[21:22] <TETRATALON> YOU JUST CAN'T IGNORE DEALS OF THAT MAGNITUDE!
[21:22] <LadyJuse> I KNOW!
[21:23] <TETRATALON> R U GETTIN' THIS CAMERA GUY?
[21:23] <LadyJuse> HOPE SO!
[21:24] <TETRATALON> BILLY MAYS MUST HAVE BEEN GERMAN. YOU KNOW THE GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF!
[21:24] <LadyJuse> YEAH
[21:25] <TETRATALON> INFOMERCIALS=WIN
[21:25] <LadyJuse> INDEED
[21:28] <TETRATALON> QUITE RIGHT, MY FRIEND

my tab said server stuff for mibit...so i checked it out...here's what i saw...:

Garrett WALLOPS: Oper.irchighway.net ~ittakesa| [0] I HAS A FLAVOR!
16:49 Garrett WALLOPS: Oper.irchighway.net ~ittakesa| [0] and it is tasty. that is all.
16:52 MorningMist WALLOPS: Server-CoAdmin.irchighway.net morningmis| [0] thanks for sharing
17:03 Garrett WALLOPS: Oper.irchighway.net ~ittakesa| [0] you're welcome!!
17:04 Garrett WALLOPS: Oper.irchighway.net ~ittakesa| [0] you know what else has a flavor?
17:04 Garrett WALLOPS: Oper.irchighway.net ~ittakesa| [0] this mountain dew. it is also tasty

it seems admins get bored...