Post some Quotes

AdminAdam · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:48 pm

Hey I want to make a list of all the best quotes in SMB Season 1. There's no limit to how many you choose. They could be 1 liners of 2.

One Liners:
Mario
Luigi
"What's wrong Mario? It looks like a Goomba crawled up your butt."
Ash Ketchum
"Son of a Bulbasaur!"
"I calling your manager! I'm calling your boss! ...I'm calling your MOTHER!!!"
"Second cousin of a Jigglypuff!"
"Why cant the package delivery guys just get along?"
"I'm gonna whip you like an Ivysaur, I'm gonna ice you like an Articuno, I'm gonna hit u so hard with this ball its gonna hurt...later."
UPS Man
"The next time you want to mess with UPS, remember to ask yourself one question: What can brown do for you?"
"I saw the sign, when it opened up my eyes I saw the sign."
Brock
"You're so stupid Ash, you'll believe anything... Now say goodbye to your friends."
Scott
"Did I make my self clear when I said SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Two Liners:
Mario: "Do us a favor kid and stay the crap away from us."
Luigi: "Yeah and take your stupid ball with you!" (Pokeball hits Ash in the head)

Luigi: "Yoshi ate a goomba once, it took him three months to crap out that thing."
Mario; "Luigi, That's-a disgusting!"

UPS: "But... I'm the UPS man."
Ash: "And I'm Ash Ketchem. What's your point?"

Mario: "You know, Luigi, I don't know why you praise that game so much. They made your nose look as big as a house sticking on your face!"
Luigi: "No nose jokes, Mario. You know I'm sensitive about that."

Luigi: "Well, I think Super Smash Brothers Brawl is a great game. In fact, I give it 5 out of 5 super stars."
Mario: "And I wouldn't give it a free lunch at Taco Bell!"

Fed Ex: "But I didn't do anything wrong."
UPS: "Ha, ha. Fed Ex, your always up to no good."

Mario: Snake?
Luigi: He's solid.

narutoyoshi131 · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 10:04 pm

UPS MAN

"I saw the sign, when it opened up my eyes I saw the sign."

That's all I got fo now.

AandWguy · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 5:19 pm

Two liner:

Luigi: Yoshi ate a goomba once, it took him three months to crap out that thing.

Mario; Luigi, That's-a disgusting!

(That's all I got!)

AdminAdam · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 8:09 pm

lol, keep um comming!

SuperBanjo (Luigi) · **Posted:** Wed May 14, 2008 12:16 am

Luigi: What's wrong Mario? It looks like a Goomba crawled up your butt.

UPS: But... I'm the UPS man.
Ash: And I'm Ash Ketchem. What's your point?

Ash: I calling your manager! I'm calling your boss! ...I'm calling your MOTHER!!!

And for season 2

Brock: You're so stupid Ash, you'll believe anything... Now say goodbye to your friends.

TGT · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 5:00 pm

Mario: You know, Luigi, I don't know why you praise that game so much. They made your nose look as big as a house! Stick it on your face.
Luigi: No nose jokes, Mario. You know I'm sensitive about that.

Luigi: Well, I think Super Smash Brothers Brawl is a great game. In fact, I give it 5 out of 5 super stars.
Mario: And I wouldn't give it a free lunch at Taco Bell!

Ash: Second cousin of a Jigglypuff!

narutoyoshi131 · **Posted:** Thu May 15, 2008 5:32 pm

Fed Ex: But I didn't do anything wrong.
UPS: Ha, ha. Fed Ex, your always up to no good.

narutoyoshi131 · **Posted:** Fri May 16, 2008 10:28 pm

UPS: What are you doing here Fed Ex?
Fed Ex: I could ask you the same thing UPS?
UPS: Shut Up Fed Ex!
Fed Ex: Shut Up UPS!

UPS: Who would want to savatage us?
DHL: I would!
Fed Ex: Mr. D-H-L!?!

UPS ROCKS!!! FED EX SUCKS!!!

narutoyoshi131 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:17 pm

Scott- Did I make my self clear when I said SHUT THE HELL UP!

MarioandLuigi · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:40 am

One Liner
UPS: It's a Fed-ex joke, you'll get it tommorow!

Two Liner
Mario: Snake?
Luigi: He's solid

Three Liner
Mario: Don't forget to play as Mario!
Luigi: and by that he means don't forget to play as Luigi
UPS: that's okay, I always play as Snake anyway

Chronos1221 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:54 pm

Ash:Why cant the package delivery guys just get along?
Im gonna whip you like an ivysaur
im gonna ice you like an articuno
im gonna hit u so hard with this ball its gonna hurt...............later

narutoyoshi131 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:41 pm

Ash and Brock- We'll give you our goombas, I mean our pokeballs.

Kojeen · **Posted:** Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:44 pm

luigi (or chris): This is a shout out to a purple potato chip! *ep 24

wario: I LOVE POLAR BEARS! *holds his face* *ep 3

Ness: im a kid im way to young for this *ep 24

Brock: okay boys half time!
Donkey Kong: THANK GOODNESS, I HAVE TO TAKE A HUGE CRAP! *ep 19

Donkey Kong: WOW i feel ten pounds lighter now!
Brock: uhh.... GOOD! *ep 19

Mario: I HATE YOU ASH!
ash: aww i hate being hated *cant find it but i kno its there

mario: impress me in the next 5 seconds or get the hell out
waluigi: im waluigi, i play the keyboard, i work well with ppl i dont pee in the sink, i dont (something), i dont play the poke flute, and i hate the golden compass. *ep 6

Link: in hyrule ppl dont care if you randomly walk in their house and take their stuff
Bob: does this look like hyrule to you friend? *ep 23
(maybe that last one wasnt to great...)

Hevendor · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:48 pm

UPS: Its a FedX Joke, you will get it tomorrow!

Link: Mama NOOO!

Sgt.Mario · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:22 pm

Mario: Wario you son of a Goomba!

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