I'm glad that almost every single one of my quotes by the moderator are the ones that I made up right there on the spot on camera (improv).
AdminAdam wrote:
Hey I want to make a list of all the best quotes in SMB Season 1. There's no limit to how many you choose. They could be 1 liners of 2.
One Liners:
Mario
Luigi
"What's wrong Mario? It looks like a Goomba crawled up your butt."
Ash Ketchum
"Son of a Bulbasaur!"
"I calling your manager! I'm calling your boss! ...I'm calling your MOTHER!!!"
"Second cousin of a Jigglypuff!"
"Why cant the package delivery guys just get along?"
"I'm gonna whip you like an Ivysaur, I'm gonna ice you like an Articuno, I'm gonna hit u so hard with this ball its gonna hurt...later."
UPS Man
"The next time you want to mess with UPS, remember to ask yourself one question: What can brown do for you?"
"I saw the sign, when it opened up my eyes I saw the sign."
Brock
"You're so stupid Ash, you'll believe anything... Now say goodbye to your friends."
Scott
"Did I make my self clear when I said SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Two Liners:
Mario: "Do us a favor kid and stay the crap away from us."
Luigi: "Yeah and take your stupid ball with you!" (Pokeball hits Ash in the head)
Luigi: "Yoshi ate a goomba once, it took him three months to crap out that thing."
Mario; "Luigi, That's-a disgusting!"
UPS: "But... I'm the UPS man."
Ash: "And I'm Ash Ketchem. What's your point?"
Mario: "You know, Luigi, I don't know why you praise that game so much. They made your nose look as big as a house sticking on your face!"
Luigi: "No nose jokes, Mario. You know I'm sensitive about that."
Luigi: "Well, I think Super Smash Brothers Brawl is a great game. In fact, I give it 5 out of 5 super stars."
Mario: "And I wouldn't give it a free lunch at Taco Bell!"
Fed Ex: "But I didn't do anything wrong."
UPS: "Ha, ha. Fed Ex, your always up to no good."
Mario: Snake?
Luigi: He's solid.
