Richard Michael Alvarez's list of rules you WILL follow (unless you don't want to)

1. Do not express hate on Stupid Mario Brothers, if you are not a fan than GTFO and nice knowing you.

2. Do what I, AdminAdam, or Chris says.

3. Your opinion is your opinion, My opinion is FACT. (On Stupid Mario At least)

4. Do not ask redundant and/or annoying questions such as "Are Mario and UPS played by the same actor"? (BTW the answer is I play both)

5. Do not threaten anyone (Especially me)

6. Do not sleep on my lawn PLEASE (Try to be a normal fan)

7. Do not ask me to release an episode early. Even though we sometimes film far in advance, editing takes time, especially if complicated effects are involved. And we must keep to the schedule.

8. Citizen Kane is the best movie ever made. PERIOD.

9. Fussy wussy WAS a bear. (And yes he WAS Fussy)

10. Have fun. OR ELSE!!!!!!!

NEW RULE! -

11. PLEASE do not over analyze these rules, I am only being half serious. And a little sarcastic. But i'm serious about my lawn, leave it alone!

*loses more respect for Rich*

God, 1 time!! only once!! You don't mow your lawn you don't care!!

fussy wassy WAS a bear, okyday!!!!!

I don't know what your problem is, but if you have a quarrel with me WHAT IS IT?

No one disrespects Rich and SMB. If they do, there disrespecting the world fools.

Thanks for the info, Rich.

You're making yourself seem like a godly overlord just because you and your friends managed to pull off a successful series on YouTube.

Your opinion = absolute crap as far as I'm concerned

That's because he is a godly overlord.

This is a Forum dedicated to the fans of my show. If you can't respect me than i do not see you as a fan. Because saying my opinion is crap is just like saying the show is crap, Since i write each one and therefore my opinions, intellect and sense of humor of comprised in each one.

I have a right to make rules on this site. And yes it's my show and I am the overlord, with Adam as my Administrator.

All i'm saying is, I work my @$$ off to bring you guys these episodes every week, I deserve better than this.

All that writing, editing and adding effects are so long and hard to do. And you're proud of you've done and should get more respect.

he is not! he's just a really funny guy that everyone thinks fondly about!

Well, well, excuse me for being the guy who gets annoyed by someone who thinks they're right all the time.

It's possible to like someone for what they do, but have opposite thoughts of the way the act. I believe you have a great series and I'm hoping for more, but if you think that you making the series makes you a better person who's word matters more than anyone else's, you'll only lose my respect.

Please don't reply unless you know exactly where I'm getting at.

When i say my opinion is fact i only mean because this forum is about Stupid Mario Bros, so in that sense, yes, my opinion is fact. I wasn't talking about anything besides what we discuss on the show. I Think you forget that this is the Stupid Mario forum.