Cookie Cat: I can haz cookie? *cute eyes*
Sephiroth: ...no. *finishes eating the cookie*
Matt: What is the world coming to?!
WF: I dunno.
Cookie Cat: GIVE ME A COOKIE NAO!!! *jumps at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth dives out the way and Cookie Cat falls to the floor. Meanwhile, at LOLcat HQ...
Dr. Lolcat: So... these three stand against me do they? That will go down to two... *Dr. Lolcat hits a button on a nearby control panel*
And back with the rest of the group...
Cookie Cat: You'll regret that!
Matt: We'd better run for it!
Sephiroth: Let's go!
The three of them run, but a blue light suddenly shoots down from the sky and sweeps Sephiroth away. Matt and WF keep running, but soon they have to stop for breath.
Matt: Phew... I think we got away...
WF: Where's Seph?
Matt: Wha-- he was with us just a minute ago!
WF: What the---
*Invisible Bike Cat charges towards them!*
But meanwhile at LOLcat HQ...
Dr. Lolcat: I'm glad you could join me.
Sephiroth: What is the meaning of this?!?!
Dr. Lolcat: You will help us take over the world... these humans will feed us cheezburgers and WE WILL NOM THEM ALL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sephiroth: Is it just me or are just just a really hairy villain? *facepalm*
Dr. Lolcat: You won't be so smug in a minute! My friends Ninja Cat and Daredevil Cat will take care of you.
*the double doors are flung open and two cats march in*
Ninja Cat: Reporting for duty!
Daredevil Cat: Ready when you are!
Dr. Lolcat: Excellent. Take this one!
*Ninja Cat and Daredevil Cat take Sephiroth to a room filled with strange devices and they strap him down to a device that looks like a chair. They slip some kind of helmet on his head as Dr. Lolcat walks in*
Sephiroth: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *tries to struggle free*
Dr. Lolcat: You will join us.
Sephiroth: I REFUSE!!!
Dr. Lolcat: You have no choice.
*Dr. Lolcat hits a big red button. There is a load of whirring and rumbling as the device powers up. Lights flash on and off, and lightning strikes the helmet, causing Sephiroth to jerk violently in the chair.*
Dr. Lolcat: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YES YES YEEEEESSSS!!!
*More lightning hits the helmet, and Sephiroth cries out in pain. Eventually the device shuts off and powers down, and Sephiroth slumps forward in the chair. Dr. Lolcat pulls a sealed tube from the device and locks it away.*
Dr. Lolcat: Now his real consciousness is out of him... let's see...
*Dr. Lolcat pulls another sealed tube from a cabinet, locks the cabinet and inserts it into the device. The device automatically powers up again and lightning hits the helmet, once again causing Sephiroth to jerk violently in the chair. This time when the device shuts off, he is sat bolt upright and his eyes are closed. Dr. Lolcat removes the helmet.*
Dr. Lolcat: Now tell me, what do you want?
Sephiroth opens his eyes - they are different than normal, more cat-like, and this time they are bright yellow.
Sephiroth: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Dr. Lolcat: IT WORKED!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!