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 Post subject: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:42 am 
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Yep, this is an RPG where all the world's cats... become LOLCATS.

Okay, this isn't a serious RPG, it's just a load of fun. XD

*A bright flash is seen all over the world, and instantly all the world's cats start acting differently...*

*And up in a spaceship above earth*

Dr. Lolcat: And soon we will rule the earth!
Happycat: I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?
Basement Cat: There'd better be loads of souls for me to devour...
Dr. Lolcat: Patience my friends. Let's get down to Earth.

*All nod, and the spaceship lands on Earth*

Monorail Cat: DING DING! Monorail Cat is off to do duty!

*Monorail Cat goes off*

*Several other cats come forward and go up to Dr. Lolcat*

Dr. Lolcat: You lot, find the cheezburgers.

*The cats meow in acknowledgement and head off*

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:22 pm 
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Location: Somewhere... known as.... *Before I say ask yourself do you really even care? No? Didn't think so.*
*Forcedude22 is walking out of the McDonalds when a cat comes up and takes his burger
Monorail Cat: I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER!!!!!
Forcedude22: O_O'
*Forcedude22 pauses at the thought of the talking hamburgaler of a cat... then starts chasin it
Forcedude22: GIMME BACK MAH BURGAH!!!!!!!
Monorail Cat: I can haz cheezburgers NOT U!
*Forcedude22 changes into Were_Force and then chases the cat till Ceiling cat lands on his head
Were_Force: WHOOF!!! *Flips over and lands on his back* GOOD GOD ITS RAINING CATS AND DOGS!!!!
*Forcedude22 changes back and goes to buy a new cheeseburger.
*After 13 and 1/2 cheeseburgers stollen later he finishes his food and gulps down his chocolate milk.
Forcedude22: Well then.... i guess il go visit Seph...
*Forcedude22 Leaves for Seph's house avoiding the groups of people who Were chasing cats with McDonalds food
*At Seph's house*
Seph: This is terrible
Forcedude22: I KNOW!!! IF THINGS DON'T CHANGE ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SPEND $1 ON A CHEESEBURGER AGAIN!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:09 pm 
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Matt is running after a cat who stole his cheeseburger. he stops and looks at a cat with his head in a paper bag. matt giggled "your not going to find narnia in there!" Matt continues down the road untill he gets hit in the back by kung fu cat! Matt get a mouthful of mud and spits it out. he looked round to see every single cat doing something stupid such as sticking there heads into paper bags and stealing peoples cheeseburgers. Matt stands up and walked home to find his cat stuck in his blinds. matt stoppped "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!"

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:23 pm 
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Sephiroth: *facepalm* This sucks...
FD: Yeah, I know...

*Ceiling Cat bursts through the ceiling and lands on Sephiroth's head*

Sephiroth: What the hell?!
Ceiling Cat: ALL YOUR CHEEZBURGERS ARE BELONG TO ME.
FD: Sh--
Sephiroth: GET OFF!!!

*Basement Cat bursts through the door*

Basement Cat: And now I will devour--- *looks* CEILING CAT?!?!
Ceiling Cat: WHAT... YOU!!!
FD: What the heck?!
Sephiroth: I don't know!
Basement Cat: First I will devour your soul!!!
Ceiling Cat: NOT SO FAST!

*Ceiling Cat jumps on top of Basement Cat and the two start fighting*

Meanwhile, in the secret LOLcat HQ...

Dr. Lolcat: So Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat are still fighting... *siiiigh*

And back to the action...

Basement Cat: You will regret this!
Ceiling Cat: REALLY?! *claws Basement Cat*
Sephiroth: Let's get out of here.
FD: Yup.

*Sephiroth and FD run for it, but Sephiroth is tackled by Happycat*

Happycat: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER???
Sephiroth: GET OFF!!! ... hey weren't you that demanding customer when I tried to run a restaurant a while back?
Happycat: Doesn't matter!
FD: Seph!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:35 pm 
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FD: What a birthday *Rolls eyes* I was GONNA relax but KNOW! we are gonna be attacked by cats with a cheezburger obssesion...
Happycat:(cheerfully) Gimme ur cheezburger of ill claw ur face off ^_^
FD: .... how did u SAY ^_^ ?
Happycat: Practice.
Seph: I see...
FD: Well We don't have any cheezburgers...
Happycat: THEN U CAN DIE!!!! teehee ^_^ .
*Forcedude22 turns into Were_Force
WF: suuuuuuure... Hey Seph.... what say we get some catburgers?
Happycat: O_O'
WF: SERIOUSLY SHOWOFF!!! STOP SAYING EMOTOCONS!!!!!!
Happycat: i CAN have cheezburgers *Dissapears*
Seph: Ok........
WF: Well... i just lost my apitite.... dash underscore dash..... nope.... didnt work *Sigh*
Seph: ............... soooooooo now what?
WF: Wanna go buy a pizza?
Seph: And ignore the plot of the RPG shortly?
WF: Only when u finish breaking the 4th wall...
*Seph granns a sledge hammer and turns the hallway wall to rubble
Seph: ok im done...
WF: kk

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:44 pm 
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matt walkes upto his cat and takes him out of the blinds and puts him on the floor. his cat looked at him and stalked off outside. Matt sighed and walked into his kitchen only to find Trash cat in his bin.

"ARRRRGGG! next think I know there be black hole cat on my bed!" and sure enough there was.

Matt storms out of his house and round to sephiroths to find him and forcedude as Were_Force going to buy pizza. Matt walked upto them and asked "what the hell is going on!"

Seph looked at him and said "I think every single cat has turned into a LOL cat"

Matt gestured Duh and told them that trash cat and black hole cat were at his house. WF cut in with "I've already had cheeseburgers stolen off me."

Matt looked at him blankly and replied "yeah so have I, plus Kung fu cat kicked me in the back."

WF suddenly started to laugh and point behind matt who turned around to see a cat wearing a bow tie and a sun hat, the cat didn't look too amused. "wonderful" Matt said "now were all going to die in our sleep!"

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
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Were_Force: Now what do we do?
Sephiroth: I don't know... but we need to do SOMETHING...
Matt: These LOLcats are driving me insane.
Happycat: GIVE ME CHEEZBURGER NAO. *tackles Matt to the ground*
Matt: HEY!!!
WF: GET OFF HIM!
Sephiroth: *sigh*

*Suddenly Basement Cat flies out a nearby window and hits Sephiroth on the head*

Ceiling Cat: *far away* TAAAAAAAKE THAT!!!
Basement Cat: He thinks he can take me that easily... YOU! *points at Sephiroth* Give me your soul.
Sephiroth: I refuse. *draws his katana* DO I MAKE MY POINT CLEAR???
Basement Cat: You think this is funny?!
Matt: Don't bother with him Seph, let's go!
WF: C'mon!
Sephiroth: I must be going!

*the three of them run just as Monorail Cat passes by and trips them all up*

Monorail Cat: Fee is 9001 cheezburgers.
Matt: You have GOT to be kidding me...
Sephiroth: Seriously?!
WF: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Monorail Cat: Give me the cheezburgers.
Sephiroth/Matt/WF: We don't have any!!!
Monorail Cat: Good riddance!

*Monorail Cat hurries off*

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:31 pm 
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Location: Somewhere... known as.... *Before I say ask yourself do you really even care? No? Didn't think so.*
*Were_Force bares his fangs and growls
Were_Force: Ok next cat that mentions a cheezburger or pounces on me im gonna enjoy making my lunch
*A little girl throws a Hello Kitty doll at Were_Force who doesn't notice until he already had ripped it open
Were_Force: ACKPTH!!!!
*Matt and Seph start rofling as Were_Force spits out stuffing
Were_Force: Ugh... that is bad tasting... i can't--
*Ceiling cat suddenly jumps at Were_Force and claws at his Eyes
Were_Force: AUGH!
*Were_Force slams into the brick wall and knocks ceiling cat off his face showing a scratch mark right on his eyelid he opens it his eye and glares at him
Were_Force: YOU WANT A CHEEZBURGER?!?!?!?!?!?!? HERE YOU GO!
*Were_Force grabs Ceiling cat's neck in his mouth and squeezes until it stops moving then takes it to McDonalds then comes back with a burger....
Were_Force: Went to throw it in the trash and.... errrrr.... you don't want to know...
Seph: Got it...
Matt: I THOUGHT THATS WHERE THEY GOT IT!!!!
Were_Force: Yeah....
*Suddenly Happy cat takes the cheezburger and runs off Were_Force smirks
Were_Force: ENJOY THAT ONE!!!
Happy Cat: I will ^_^ kthxbai
Were_Force: AGAIN WITH THE SPEAKING OF EMOTOCONS?!?!?!?!!
Happy Cat: Yup!!!!
Were_Force: Sigh...

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
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matt just sighed and looked round as he noticed another cat lying on the floor shaking it's paw saying "you win this time gravity!"

Matt just simply said "all right thats It I've had enough of these stupid cats!"

Seph agreed and pulled a cookie out of his pocket and ate it. then the cutest cat walked up and stared at seph who said "oh god thats cookie cat isn't it?"

Matt just nodded his head slowly. WF turned around and saw an evil cat sitting on a char glaring at them. "what is up with that cat?"

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
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Cookie Cat: I can haz cookie? *cute eyes*
Sephiroth: ...no. *finishes eating the cookie*
Matt: What is the world coming to?!
WF: I dunno.
Cookie Cat: GIVE ME A COOKIE NAO!!! *jumps at Sephiroth*

Sephiroth dives out the way and Cookie Cat falls to the floor. Meanwhile, at LOLcat HQ...

Dr. Lolcat: So... these three stand against me do they? That will go down to two... *Dr. Lolcat hits a button on a nearby control panel*

And back with the rest of the group...

Cookie Cat: You'll regret that!
Matt: We'd better run for it!
WF: Yep!
Sephiroth: Let's go!

The three of them run, but a blue light suddenly shoots down from the sky and sweeps Sephiroth away. Matt and WF keep running, but soon they have to stop for breath.

Matt: Phew... I think we got away...
WF: Where's Seph?
Matt: Wha-- he was with us just a minute ago!
WF: What the---
???: WHEELIE!!!

*Invisible Bike Cat charges towards them!*

But meanwhile at LOLcat HQ...

Dr. Lolcat: I'm glad you could join me.
Sephiroth: What is the meaning of this?!?!
Dr. Lolcat: You will help us take over the world... these humans will feed us cheezburgers and WE WILL NOM THEM ALL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sephiroth: Is it just me or are just just a really hairy villain? *facepalm*
Dr. Lolcat: You won't be so smug in a minute! My friends Ninja Cat and Daredevil Cat will take care of you.

*the double doors are flung open and two cats march in*

Ninja Cat: Reporting for duty!
Daredevil Cat: Ready when you are!
Dr. Lolcat: Excellent. Take this one!

*Ninja Cat and Daredevil Cat take Sephiroth to a room filled with strange devices and they strap him down to a device that looks like a chair. They slip some kind of helmet on his head as Dr. Lolcat walks in*

Sephiroth: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *tries to struggle free*
Dr. Lolcat: You will join us.
Sephiroth: I REFUSE!!!
Dr. Lolcat: You have no choice.

*Dr. Lolcat hits a big red button. There is a load of whirring and rumbling as the device powers up. Lights flash on and off, and lightning strikes the helmet, causing Sephiroth to jerk violently in the chair.*

Dr. Lolcat: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YES YES YEEEEESSSS!!!

*More lightning hits the helmet, and Sephiroth cries out in pain. Eventually the device shuts off and powers down, and Sephiroth slumps forward in the chair. Dr. Lolcat pulls a sealed tube from the device and locks it away.*

Dr. Lolcat: Now his real consciousness is out of him... let's see...

*Dr. Lolcat pulls another sealed tube from a cabinet, locks the cabinet and inserts it into the device. The device automatically powers up again and lightning hits the helmet, once again causing Sephiroth to jerk violently in the chair. This time when the device shuts off, he is sat bolt upright and his eyes are closed. Dr. Lolcat removes the helmet.*

Dr. Lolcat: Now tell me, what do you want?

Sephiroth opens his eyes - they are different than normal, more cat-like, and this time they are bright yellow.

Sephiroth: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Dr. Lolcat: IT WORKED!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:57 pm 
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WF: OH MY GOD SEPH?!?!?!?!
Seph: Hello. Do u liek cheezburgers?
WF: Awww man...
Matt: THIS IS NUTS!!!
Seph: D=
WF: DONT U START SAYING THE EMOTOCONS SEPH!!!!
Seph: ^_^
WF: GAH!!!
*Were_Force changes back JUST so he could slap Seph but before he could...
Dr. LOLcat: O_O did that dog just become a human?
FD: wait what?
Dr. LOLcat: QUICK GRAB HIM!!!
*Daredevil cat and Ninja cat grab Forcedude22
*Sephiroth plays an invisible ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!!!!
Matt: Seph! SNAP OUT OF IT WE GOT TO HELP FD!!!
*the 2 cats drag forcedude22 into a room and they dissapear
Dr. LOLcat: I think with his help we could make EVERYONE a complete LOLcat... But as for the two of you... u are of no use to me...
*Matt goes to grab Dr. LOLcat but the blue light surrounds him and Seph as they reappear where they were
Matt: CRAP!!! Seph! we got to get FD back!
Seph: I WANNA GET A CHEEZBURGER!!!!
*Seph runs off to raid a McDonalds and Matt follows trying to stop him before he hurts himself
*Meanwhile at LOLcat HQ Forcedude is restraied on a table like in the old movies...
FD: From the looks of the big drill right above me i'd say its safe to assume this isn't a Birthday Party...
Dr. LOLcat: Oh sure... right after do all the extremely painfull experiments and make you a 100% LOLcat body and personality (darkly) U can haz cheezburger
FD: Gulp...
(Don't rescue me ive got plans fir this...)

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
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Matt just stood there confronted by Cookie cat and Monorail Cat who piped up "can I haz a cheezburger?" Matt just stood there staring at the cats then said "no you can't now give back Seph and Forcedude!" the cats looked at him like had just said a load of rubbish. Matt continued "well if you don't give them back" *pulles out machine gun* "I guess its war"

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Cookie Cat: If it's war you want...
Monorail Cat: IT'S WAR YOU'LL GET!!!

*Both cats leap at Matt, but he fires his machine gun and they back off*

Matt: I'll really shoot you if you don't give back Force and Seph!
Cookie Cat: But look who's behind you...

*Matt turns round and sees Seph.*

Matt: Huh... Seph?
Sephiroth: I can has cheezburger???

*Matt turns back to the cats*

Matt: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?! *aims*
Monorail Cat: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He's now part of our team!!!
Cookie Cat: And you can't do a thing!!!

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Location: Somewhere... known as.... *Before I say ask yourself do you really even care? No? Didn't think so.*
*Meanwhile with Forcedude22*
Dr. LOLcat: Now pleez change back to the doggy. ^_^
Forcedude22: Not until you LET ME GO, say PLEASE right AND STOP TALKING IN FRICKEN EMOTOCONS!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. LOLcat: Then you can feel my wrath
Forcedude22: No. YOU can shut the fffffffffffffffront door its wide open...
*Dr. LOLcat seems confused as the base has no front door...
Forcedude22: just forget it...
Dr. LOLcat: kk. now *AHEM!* THEN U CAN FEEL MY WRATH!!!!
*Dr. LOLcat pushes a button and the drill above forcedude22 slowly comes down... the tip touches forcedude's skull and stops it never spun but could do so any minute
Dr. LOLcat: Id be da doggy nao ^_^
*Forcedude22 feels defeated and turns into Were_Force the cats attatch him to wires and tubes of all sorts then turn on a machine and electriciry surges through Were_Force
Were_Force: AAAAAAAUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
*30 minutes later the machine turns off and the bonds detatch Were_Force jumps up and trys to growl but he PURRS instead... he seems shocked and falls to the floor.
Dr. LOLcat: IT WORKED!!! IM A GENIUS!!! ^_^
Were_Force: What did you do?!?!?!
Dr. LOLcat: Ive turned you into a cat...
*Were_Force tries to become forcedude but can't he notices a remote in Dr. LOLcat's hand as well as a vile marked Master-Sephiroth... he decides to remember it but should try to escape and get more people to aid him he catches Dr. LOLcat off gaurd and steals the remote it says WARP in big red letters. he pushes it and appears next to Matt and Seph.
Matt: OH GOD WHAT IS THIS ONE?!?!!? ALIEN INVADER CAT?!?!?!!?
Were_Force: Call me Were_Force thank you.
*Matt practicaly faints in shock.
Matt: FORCE?!?!?! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?!?!
*Were_Force explains what he has seen

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 Post subject: Re: Invasion of the LOLcats!
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Location: Rocking back and forth on the floor, quickly going insane.
*Katieo is on the forums when her cat jumps on her bed with a cheeseburger in his mouth.

Katieo: Mozart, what are you doing?
Mozart: I haz cheezburgerzzzz! I'm nommin'
Katie: Right.

*Katieo knows that Matt has a cat, so she pm's him to see if it's acting wierd too. Matt answers and tells her about his adventures so far. Katieo tells him that she'll be right over. She appears next to Matt, WF and Seph.

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