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 Post subject: FINAL FANTASY VI ABRIDGED
PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:59 pm 
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All characters, locations, weapons and stuff stoled by Locke belong to Square Enix.
I'll add some color later.

The ancient War of the Magi...

When it's flames at last receded, only the charred husk of a world remained. Even the power of magic was lost...

In the thousand years that followed, iron, gunpowder, and steam engines took the place of magic, and life slowly returned to the barren land...

Wedge: There's the city...

I'm not done with the epic intro, yet!

Wedge: Aw, man! Make it quick already!

Hush! Well... *ehem!*

Yet there now stands one who would reawaken the magic of ages past, and use it's dread power as a means by which to conquer all the world...

Kefka: Hell, yeah!

*sigh*

... Could anyone truly be foolish enough to repeat that mistake?









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Wedge, now's your turn!

Wedge: Oh, okay... *EHEM!* There's th-

Celes: HOLD IT!!

What now?

Celes: Which version of the game is it?

Advance.

Celes: YES!!

Leo: What's the difference?

Celes: I don't get bruttaly beaten up in this version!

Soldier: Oh, c'mon! It was not 'brutal'!

ENOUGH!!

Wedge, now!

Wedge: Ohhhhhhhh...... so there's the citeeeeeeeey!

Biggs: I'm not sure if my character name is written like this.

So what, you two are named after Star Wars pilots and I'm using that spelling. Now, continue!!

Biggs: Okay... uhm... oh, yes! It's shiny!

Locke: Somebody said shin-

DON'T!!

Biggs: It looks so far away, though, it's gonna be a long trip. Which reminds me, why the hell did we came all the way to this hill if the way is aaaall the way down there.

Wedge: My bad! It's good we have this girl with us for such a long trip.

Biggs: Oh, yes! I heard she's very powerful. She will help us overcome any danger!

Wedge: Sure.... that too.

Biggs: What!?

Wedge: Let's gooooooo!!

And so this three persons began their way to the cold mines of Narsche. The snow and the game credits made it almost impossible for them to see ahead. Wolves, snow lizards and other monsters were no match for the MTek armor.... Yes, I'm making time for them to arri-

Biggs: We're here!

Oh, ok. So they entered Narshe.

Narsche Guard: Look, Imperial troops! Let's throw some dogs at 'em!!

KA-BOOM!

Narsche Guards: Oh noes! My wife's gonna kill me!

Wedge: No, I will!

KA-BOOM!

After some mild animated violence and Exp. Points, those idiots got to where the Esper was.

Biggs: O yes! I forgot to mention earlier that's why we are here!

Wedge: Look! The Esper's reacting to the girl!

Biggs: Aw, man, I remember this pAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

ZZZZWISSS

Wedge: BIGGS! My brother, my friend, my comrade! Don't leave meeeeheeeeeheeeeeeee! WHYYYYY!? Why God, WHY!? Take me instead!!

K.

Wedge: No, waAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

ZZZZZZWISSSSSSS

And both died.

Girl: ...

HOLY ETHER!

So the room exploded and the girl fainted, whatever. She was picked up by a man and he took her home.... oh, well. That's the chapter.

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 Post subject: MORNING GLORY
PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:29 pm 
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And so the girl awakes in a stranger's bed. She looks under the sheets and...

Girl: O NOES!!!

.... No clothes!!!

She turns her head to the side and...

Arvis: ...... Hi! ♪

Girl: O NOES!! Not again!!

Arvis: Sooooo ♪ What's your naaame? ♭

Alright!!
Let's change the scene or else they're gonna burn us right here. The girl miraclously has her clothes on this time. The other pervert asked very politely the girl's name and she sat up...

Girl: Woah! My name is! Yah! My name is! Woot! My name is...!
TERRA BRANDFORD

A mysterious girl, born with the power of magic and enslaved by the Gestahlian Empire. The secrets of her past and the reason for her unusual abilities remain unknown... even to Terra herself.

OK, now, let's play Terra's Theme!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOvM4Z355A

Terra: Groovy! Yeah, my name is Terra!

Arvis: Ya know? The Empire followed you here. They will come soon for you, maybe burn my house and kill all my family and friends, so get out.

Terra: You picked me up and got me here! Is your fault!

Arvis: Yeah, bu-WOAH!! Just g-go, OK?

Terra: FINE! This place stinks anyway!

Terra got out, and of course that crazy outfit AND green hair didn't go unnoticed. The NARSHE GUARDS... not the Empire, Arvis...

Arvis: Alright, throw me a bone, here!

... saw her and began chasing her.

Suddenly, the stupid girl got cornered and by unknown reasons, she got so heavy that the floor collapsed and she feel and............ yes, fainted..... not before a flashback of her days in the Empire!

Kefka: (facing the wall) He-he-he...

Terra: (tied to a chair) Lemme go! What do you plan to do with me!?

Kefka: (still facing the wall) Ho-ho-ho...!

Terra: STOP IT!! Please don't!!

Kefka: (slowly turning to face Terra) My little witch, hehe... I will... tell... you.... HE-HE-HO-HO!!

Terra: (violently shaking to get away) Let me GO!!!

Kefka: (slowly walking closer to Terra) Hehe..........

Terra: ...

Kefka: Little Edgar goes to little Locke and tells him "boy I dreamed I won the lottery and won a ton treasure chests full of gil and got rich and bought a castle" to that little Locke answers "no kidding? just like my dad!" edgar replies "yer dad won the lottery got rich and bought a castle?" and Locke says "No, he dreams that too!"

*badabam-pshhhhhhhhhht!*

Terra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That ends this chap. Locke comes in the next chapter titled:

ROBBIN' THE 'HOOD

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 Post subject: ROBBIN' THE 'HOOD
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:15 am 
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And finally, our favorite thief -errrrr- Treasure hunter, is introduced in this chapter. Hold on.

Locke: Hi, I'm Locke Cole!

Thanks for reading. Join us next time!

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