The funniest part of a rather lack luster conversation.

[21:26] <LadyJuse> okay...the second one is easy: a Larger than life person
[21:27] <LadyJuse> lennie...you should know what i'm talking about
[21:28] <LennieFish>
[21:28] <LadyJuse> need a hint?
[21:28] <LennieFish> Sure
[21:28] <LadyJuse> Richard. Michael. Alvarez
[21:28] <LennieFish> Ham!
[21:28] <LadyJuse> ____ Ham
[21:29] <LennieFish> You've lost me... But I've still got that bit of ham I decided to name Richard in my fridge
[21:29] <LadyJuse> Large Ham
[21:29] <LadyJuse> but points to Lennie
[21:29] <LennieFish> Cool

[20:09] == TetraTalon [webchat@355d5b65.3a1d2920.fios.verizon.net] has joined #StupidMario
[20:09] <TetraTalon> hey
[20:09] <TheHiddenOne> hey tetra
[20:10] <TetraTalon> sorry I left earlier
[20:10] <LadyJuse> hey
[20:10] <TetraTalon> my mom had to use the pc
[20:10] <TetraTalon> so what's up?
[20:10] <LadyJuse> me and hidden just talked about geometric shapes!
[20:11] <TetraTalon> lol
[20:11] <TetraTalon> I hated geometry
[20:11] <TheHiddenOne> uh oh. brb
[20:11] <LadyJuse> http://movies.msn.com/superfans/twiligh ... lentchk=1& and lol
[20:11] <TetraTalon> but geometric shapes are always fun!
[20:12] <TheHiddenOne> actually, I need to get off now. later
[20:12] == TheHiddenOne [webchat@3239def7.d022162.east.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[20:12] <TetraTalon> are you a twilight fan?
[20:12] <LadyJuse> no
[20:13] <LadyJuse> it's a lol at the sheer stupidity of the twilight fans
[20:13] <TetraTalon> yeah, I agree
[20:13] <TetraTalon> there reasons are retarded
[20:13] <LadyJuse> like #12 'because Bella is human, no magic powers, no super speed, no super strength' AND NO PERSONALITY!
[20:13] <TetraTalon> lol half of them are just about how HOT the twilight cast is
[20:14] <LadyJuse> shallow
[20:14] <TetraTalon> they're a mockery of themselves
[20:14] <LadyJuse> and some say it's real
[20:15] <TetraTalon> wow lol
[20:15] <LadyJuse> Because unlike Harry no one thoughts are actually that deep and intellectual. Infact i bet if any of us published our thoughts into a book none of them would be great eenglish lit. Infact Bellas thoughts are more realistic.
[20:15] <LadyJuse> lol
[20:15] <LadyJuse> that one has a LOW IQ
[20:15] <TetraTalon> lol
[20:16] <TetraTalon> twilght is a tweenage phenomina and HP has had more readers... learn to spell.
[20:16] <TetraTalon> that's what one wrote
[20:17] <TetraTalon> these people need lives
[20:17] <LadyJuse> yup
[20:17] <LadyJuse> so many wil die when they learn Harry Potter is more relisitc
[20:18] <LadyJuse> i mean take away the supernatural-ness and it's like real life!
[20:18] <LadyJuse> altough not like buffy
[20:18] <TetraTalon> yeah. Did you see half blood prince?
[20:18] <LadyJuse> yeah...too much 'kissy-kissy'
[20:18] <LadyJuse> not enough ANGST!
[20:18] <TetraTalon> lol, probably trying to appeal to this audience
[20:19] <TetraTalon> I thought the romance was overdone
[20:19] <TetraTalon> it wasn't like that in the book
[20:19] <LadyJuse> i know
[20:19] <LadyJuse> and liquid luck is GOLD!
[20:19] <LadyJuse> and the potion umby
[20:19] <TetraTalon> yeah, overall I enjoyed it, but it had it's share of issues
[20:19] <LadyJuse> *Dumby drank is GREEN
[20:20] <TetraTalon> THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THE BATTLE AT THE END!
[20:20] <LadyJuse> YEAH!
[20:20] <LadyJuse> AND NO MAGOTS!
[20:20] <TetraTalon> magots?
[20:20] <LadyJuse> OR MUGGLE PRIME MINISTER!
[20:20] <TetraTalon> oh yeah!
[20:20] <LadyJuse> Kretcher gave harry magots for chrustmas
[20:20] <LadyJuse> *christmas
[20:21] <TetraTalon> I so very much wish that those small, charming moments could have made it in
[20:21] <LadyJuse> yeah
[20:21] <LadyJuse> but the twilight list
[20:21] <LadyJuse> others are on
[20:22] <LadyJuse> 'Harry Potter too complacated'
[20:22] <TetraTalon> I never saw or read twilight
[20:22] <TetraTalon> lol, what's wrong with them
[20:22] <LadyJuse> i read the first book and saw the moive
[20:22] <LadyJuse> the cut the meadow scene out
[20:22] <LadyJuse> the ONLY scene i wanted to see
[20:23] <TetraTalon> how was the book and movie?
[20:24] <LadyJuse> okay
[20:24] <LadyJuse> the fans turned me off though
[20:24] <TetraTalon> lol, the only thing that got us guys mildly interested in it is that it had a special hug scene
[20:25] <LadyJuse> and they did have special hug in the first book
[20:25] <LadyJuse> i hoped there was...
[20:26] <TetraTalon> make it more interesting lol
[20:27] <LadyJuse> and reason 46...my responce: that's because the effects between PoA and NM IMPROVED
[20:27] <TetraTalon> and fx don't make a movie
[20:28] <LadyJuse> the PLOT does
[20:28] <LadyJuse> but they're only up to 52
[20:28] <LadyJuse> but Buffy (pre season 6) and wh00p Harry AND Edwards rears
[20:28] <TetraTalon> hahaha
[20:29] <TetraTalon> number 52 is hiliarous
[20:29] <LadyJuse> and deadly
[20:38] <LadyJuse> but if one wants a REAL love story with non-human charaters THAT HAVE SOLES watch WALL-E
[20:47] <LadyJuse> but....this one....'Reason Twilight is better: Twilight sparks a bigger fight anywhere with anyone than Ann Coulter at a Feminist Convention. All Harry Potter got was a few accusations of witchcraft'
[20:47] <TetraTalon> it does?
[20:47] <TetraTalon> what's so bad about it?
[20:47] <LadyJuse> it`s that bad!
[20:48] <LadyJuse> but they say it like it's a GOOD THING!
[20:48] <TetraTalon> what?
[20:48] <TetraTalon> but what's so bad about it?
[20:49] <LadyJuse> two words...
[20:49] <LadyJuse> SPACKLEY. VAMPIRES.
[20:49] <LadyJuse> or....FLAT. CHARATERS.
[20:50] <LadyJuse> or...WHIMPY. BELLA. even drove up some sparcks!
[20:51] <TetraTalon> drove up sparks? Why?
[20:51] <LadyJuse> people say Bella is not a good role model for girls
[20:51] <LadyJuse> but the funniest thing is: Meyer has said she did not research vampire mythology before writing the series
[20:52] <TetraTalon> hmmm...
[20:53] <LadyJuse> but...People do not want to just read Meyer's books; they want to climb inside them and live there...There's no literary term for the quality Twilight and Harry Potter (and The Lord of the Rings) share, but you know it when you see it: their worlds have a freestanding internal integrity that makes you feel as if you should be able to buy real estate there.
[20:54] <LadyJuse> and the only reson people want to live in the twilight verse is hot guys
[20:54] <LadyJuse> and only girls want to live there
[20:54] <TetraTalon> lol, yeah it's paradise for teenage girls
[20:54] <LadyJuse> but i think it be cool to live in Middle Earth
[20:54] <LadyJuse> as either a Hobbit or an Elf
[20:54] <TetraTalon> yeah, I was reading two towers an hour ago
[20:54] <LadyJuse> cool
[20:54] <TetraTalon> elf ftw!
[20:55] <LadyJuse> WH00!
[20:55] <LadyJuse> this NEEDS to go in chatroom quotes
[20:55] <TetraTalon> XD
[20:56] <LadyJuse> it should
[20:56] <TetraTalon> yep!
[20:56] <TetraTalon> I have yet to see the movies
[20:56] <LadyJuse> i have all three EXTENDED EDTIONS!
[20:57] <LadyJuse> it's worth the extra money
[20:57] <LadyJuse> 2 DISKS OF MOVIE...
[20:57] <TetraTalon> what's extended?
[20:57] <LadyJuse> the three LotR moives
[20:58] <TetraTalon> I know, but do they add extra scenes?
[20:58] <LadyJuse> yes!
[20:58] <LadyJuse> all the deleted scenes
[20:58] <LadyJuse> and two disks of feautres
[20:58] <TetraTalon> cool I'll have to get it
[20:59] <LadyJuse> and they look like books
[20:59] <TetraTalon> I saw the vhs of fellowship at a used book sale, but haven't seen any of the others available
[20:59] <LadyJuse> cool
[21:00] <TetraTalon> funny, I haven't seen them anywhere
[21:00] <LadyJuse> hard to find
[21:00] <LadyJuse> but worth it
[21:01] <TetraTalon> So what scenes are included?
[21:01] <LadyJuse> almost all deleted scenes
[21:01] <LadyJuse> hence why it`s on two disks
[21:02] <TetraTalon> but what did they delete?
[21:03] <LadyJuse> a scene at the beginging of fellowship about hobits
[21:03] <LadyJuse> oh! and at the end of the credits...FAN CREDITS
[21:03] <TetraTalon> they deleted the hobbit scen?
[21:04] <TetraTalon> from the beginning of fellowship I saw, they had that scene
[21:04] <LadyJuse> hmm
[21:04] * Shinrin runs off with LadyJuse
[21:04] <TetraTalon> talking about how they were peculiar creatures
[21:04] <TetraTalon> lol shinrin
[21:05] <LadyJuse> well i think they extended ti
[21:05] <LadyJuse> *it
[21:05] <TetraTalon> cool
[21:05] <LadyJuse> it`s worth it
[21:10] <TetraTalon> is it expensive?
[21:10] <LadyJuse> i think so
[21:11] <LadyJuse> but true lord of the rings fans will pay that extra cash
[21:11] <TetraTalon> lol
[21:11] <TetraTalon> perhaps I'm not a true fan then
[21:11] <TetraTalon> I guess I'm just a...
[21:11] <TetraTalon> cheap fan
[21:12] <LadyJuse> well start saving!
[21:12] <TetraTalon> :-(
[21:14] <LadyJuse> well im gonna put this in chatroomquotes...
[21:14] <LadyJuse> any last thougtsÉ
[21:14] <TetraTalon> cool
[21:14] <TetraTalon> uhhhhh....
[21:14] <TetraTalon> I'm not too great at coming up with memorable thoughts
[21:15] <LadyJuse> okay then...this is going to Chatroom Quotes
[21:15] <LadyJuse> moo
[21:16] <TetraTalon> huzzah

17:55] <Zelda> [GoNintendo] Telltale working hard on framerate issues for Monkey Island, says Sam and Max is moving along - Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:19:12 +0000 - http://gonintendo.com/?p=94419
[17:55] <Zelda> [GoNintendo] Spectrobes: Origins - review - Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:21:49 +0000 - http://gonintendo.com/?p=94420
[17:55] <Zelda> [GoNintendo] Wii Sports Resort - in-depth Archery review - Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:23:13 +0000 - http://gonintendo.com/?p=94421
[17:55] <Zelda> [GoNintendo] Overlord: Minions - review - Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:24:04 +0000 - http://gonintendo.com/?p=94422
[17:55] <Zelda> [GoNintendo] Rage of the Gladiator - music sample - Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:26:07 +0000 - http://gonintendo.com/?p=94423
[17:55] <Zelda> [GoNintendo] Tower of Shadow designer shares his inspiration - Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:30:42 +0000 - http://gonintendo.com/?p=94424
[17:55] == Zelda was kicked from #StupidMario by ROB [Stop flooding!]

^^^^ WIN!

anyways mine is just a link of what Zelda put on randomly....

http://gonintendo.com/?p=94441


I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!

18:52] <LadyJuse> i wanna be the very best
[18:54] <LennieFish> like no one ever was
[18:54] <LadyJuse> to catchen them is my real test
[18:54] <LennieFish> to train them is my cause!
[18:55] <LadyJuse> i will travel across the land
[18:55] <LennieFish> searching far and wide
[18:55] <LadyJuse> each pokemon to understanf
[18:55] <LennieFish> the power that's inside
[18:56] <LadyJuse> POKEMON!
[18:56] <LennieFish> Gotta Catch em all
[18:56] <LadyJuse> it's you and me
[18:56] <LennieFish> I know it's my destiny
[18:56] <LadyJuse> POKEMON!
[18:57] <LennieFish> Oh you're my best friend
[18:57] <LadyJuse> In a world we must defend
[18:57] <LennieFish> POKEMON!
[18:57] <LadyJuse> A heart so true
[18:57] <LennieFish> Our courage will pull us through
[18:58] <LadyJuse> You teach me and I'll teach you
[18:58] <LennieFish> POKEMON!
[18:58] <LadyJuse> Gotta catch them all
[18:58] <LennieFish> Gotta Catch 'em All
[18:58] <LadyJuse> POKEMON!!

...MLIA

I hope this rendition of Springtime for Hitler can make us a little less dorky...

[21:14] <LennieFish> You wanna type another song?
[21:14] <LadyJuse> sure
[21:14] <LennieFish> Hmmm....
[21:15] <LennieFish> Germany was having trouble what a sad sad story
[21:16] <LadyJuse> Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
[21:16] <LennieFish> Where oh where was he?
[21:16] <LadyJuse> Where could that man be?
[21:17] <LennieFish> We looked around and then we found
[21:17] <LadyJuse> The man for you and me
[21:17] <LennieFish> And now its
[21:17] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:17] <LennieFish> Deutschland is happy and gay
[21:18] <LadyJuse> We're marching to a faster pace
[21:18] <LennieFish> Look out here somes the master race
[21:18] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:18] <LennieFish> Rhineland's a fine land once more
[21:18] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:18] <LennieFish> Watch out Europe we're going on tour
[21:18] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:19] <LennieFish> Look it's spring time
[21:19] <LadyJuse> Winter for Poland and France
[21:19] <LennieFish> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:20] <LadyJuse> Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime!
[21:20] <LennieFish> Come on Germans go into your dance!
[21:20] <LadyJuse> I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.
[21:20] <LennieFish> Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
[21:20] <LadyJuse> The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
[21:21] <LennieFish> Heil Hitler!
[21:21] <LadyJuse> Heil Hitler!
[21:21] <LennieFish> *In a gay voice* Heil Hitler!
[21:21] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:21] <LennieFish> Heil Hitler!
[21:22] <LadyJuse> Heil myself
[21:22] <LennieFish> Heil to me
[21:22] <LadyJuse> I'm the kraut
[21:22] <LennieFish> who's out to change our history
[21:22] <LadyJuse> Heil myself
[21:22] <LennieFish> Rais your hand
[21:22] <LadyJuse> There's no greater
[21:23] <LennieFish> dictator in the land
[21:23] <LadyJuse> Everything I do, I do for you!
[21:23] <LennieFish> Yes, you do!
[21:23] <LadyJuse> If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
[21:23] <LennieFish> Heil myeslf
[21:23] <LadyJuse> Raise your beer
[21:23] <LennieFish> Jawohl!
[21:24] <LadyJuse> Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
[21:24] <LennieFish> Hooray!
[21:24] <LadyJuse> Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
[21:24] <LennieFish> Heil myself!
[21:24] <LadyJuse> Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
[21:24] <LennieFish> stand and cheer!
[21:24] <LadyJuse> The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
[21:25] <LennieFish> He's got those Russians on the run
[21:25] <LadyJuse> You gotta love that wacky hun!
[21:25] <LennieFish> The Fuhrer is causing a furor
[21:25] <LadyJuse> They can't say "no" to his demands
[21:25] <LennieFish> They're freaking out in foreign lands
[21:25] <LadyJuse> He's got the whole world in his hands
[21:25] <LennieFish> The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
[21:26] <LadyJuse> I was just a paper hanger
[21:26] <LennieFish> No one more obscurer
[21:26] <LadyJuse> Got a phone call from the Reichstag
[21:26] <LennieFish> Told me I was Fuhrer
[21:26] <LadyJuse> Germany was blue
[21:26] <LennieFish> What, oh, what to do?
[21:26] <LadyJuse> Hitched up my pants
[21:26] <LennieFish> And conquered France
[21:26] <LadyJuse> Now Deutschland's smiling through!
[21:26] <LennieFish> But it wasn't always so easy...
[21:27] <LadyJuse> It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
[21:27] <LennieFish> I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
[21:27] <LadyJuse> Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
[21:27] <LennieFish> They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
[21:27] <LadyJuse> It ain't no myst'ry
[21:27] <LennieFish> If it's politics or hist'ry
[21:27] <LadyJuse> The thing you gotta know is
[21:27] <LennieFish> Ev'rything is show biz!
[21:28] <LadyJuse> Heil myself
[21:28] <LennieFish> Watch my show
[21:28] <LadyJuse> I'm the German Ethel Merman
[21:28] <LennieFish> Dontcha know
[21:28] <LadyJuse> We are crossing borders
[21:28] <LennieFish> The new world order is here
[21:28] <LadyJuse> Make a great big smile
[21:28] <LennieFish> Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
[21:28] <LadyJuse> Wonderful me!
[21:28] <LennieFish> And now it's...
[21:28] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:29] <LennieFish> Goose-step's the new step today
[21:29] <LadyJuse> Springtime!
[21:29] <LennieFish> Goose-steps!
[21:29] <LadyJuse> Bombs falling from the skies again
[21:29] <LennieFish> Deutschland is on the rise again
[21:29] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:29] <LennieFish> U-boats are sailing once more
[21:29] <LadyJuse> Springtime for Hitler and Germany
[21:29] <LennieFish> Means that...
[21:29] <LadyJuse> Soon we'll be going...
[21:29] <LennieFish> You know we'll be going....
[21:30] <LadyJuse> You bet we'll be going...
[21:30] <LennieFish> You know we'll be going to war!!
[21:30] <LadyJuse> yay!
[21:30] <LennieFish> I skipped a line D=

[13:03] * TheHiddenOne accidently fell asleep
[13:03] <TheHiddenOne> zzzzz
[13:03] * LadyJuse slaps TheHiddenOne around a bit with a large fishbot
[13:03] <TheHiddenOne> zzzzzz
[13:04] * LadyJuse slaps TheHiddenOne around a bit with a large fishbot
[13:04] <TheHiddenOne> zzzzzzzzz
[13:04] * LadyJuse slaps TheHiddenOne around a bit with a large fishbot
[13:04] <TheHiddenOne> zzzzzzz
[13:04] <LadyJuse> D:<
[13:04] <TheHiddenOne> zzzzzz
[13:04] <LadyJuse> @#$$&%$!^**&#@$&*(!~
[13:04] * relz slaps TheHiddenOne with a wet kipper
[13:04] * relz wins!
[13:04] <TheHiddenOne> zzzzzzzzz
[13:05] * LadyJuse puts whipped cream in Hidden's hand and tickls his nose with a feather
[13:05] * TheHiddenOne doesn't move hand
[13:06] <LadyJuse> @#$$&%$!^**&#@$&*(!~*(&&&&*%#$^^*(^))))^&(%^&
[13:06] * TheHiddenOne puts hand into fist
[13:06] <LadyJuse> ...pankcakes
[13:06] <TheHiddenOne> OMG PANCAKES!
[13:06] <LadyJuse> i win
[13:06] * TheHiddenOne goes back to sleep
[13:06] <LadyJuse> =_=
[13:07] * TheHiddenOne wakes up
[13:07] <TheHiddenOne> Hey! What up with the face?
[13:07] <LadyJuse> waky antic failed
[13:07] * TheHiddenOne slaps everyone with a pillow
[13:08] * LadyJuse gets out trubo pillow
[13:08] <TheHiddenOne> That's for putting whip cream in my hand
[13:08] <TheHiddenOne> OH $hit
[13:08] <LadyJuse> >:D
[13:08] <TheHiddenOne> I mean Oh ****

[21:48] <Aisling> In fact, I'm very new to chat rooms, so could someone give me a quick low-down?
[21:48] <LadyJuse> cool
[21:48] <!MC_Gamer> You type
[21:48] <!MC_Gamer> Yu hit enter
[21:48] <Aisling> Thanks.
[21:48] <!MC_Gamer> You read
[21:48] <Aisling> I figured that bit out.
[21:48] <!MC_Gamer> =D


epic

[20:13] <LennieFish> Hiya
[20:14] <Vicente> hi
[20:15] <LennieFish> So..... yeah.
[20:15] <Vicente> no
[20:15] <LennieFish> Le gasp!
[20:15] <Vicente> Ok... Maybe
[20:16] <LennieFish>
[20:16] * LennieFish pokes Vicente with a spoon
[20:16] <Vicente> ow
[20:19] <LennieFish> No retaliation? *pokes again*
[20:19] <Vicente> ow!
[20:19] * Vicente walks away
[20:20] * LennieFish follows
[20:20] <Vicente> oh no
[20:20] <LennieFish> ...
[20:20] * Vicente walks faster
[20:20] * LennieFish keeps following
[20:22] * Vicente stops
[20:22] * LennieFish bumps into Vicente
[20:22] <Vicente> My plan worked
[20:22] <LennieFish> D=
[20:22] <Vicente> I win
[20:22] * LennieFish throws spoon at Vicente's head and gts out a spork
[20:23] <Vicente> ack
[20:23] * Vicente falls over
[20:25] <LennieFish> And now you lose.
[20:25] * LennieFish stabs Vicente with spork
[20:25] <Vicente> ow....
[20:27] * Vicente loses
[20:27] <LennieFish> I win! Muahaha!
[20:27] <Vicente> Indeed
[20:28] * LennieFish puts spork away
[20:29] <Vicente> yay
[20:29] <LennieFish> I still have a boot knife ya know. :3
[20:29] <Vicente> ...
[20:30] <LennieFish> >:|
[20:32] <Vicente> ack
[20:36] * LennieFish stabs Vicente with boot knife and says goodbye because sister wants to get on.

i give this one 10/10 rituals

12:45 *** CaptainEmu quit (Quit: Page closed) webchat@8d7465b.2e099bf0.34905d69.e8a4d95X
12:45 LadyJuse> lol
12:45 SuperUber> aw he died
12:45 relz> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
12:45 relz> i needed him for the sacrifice!
12:45 LadyJuse> ....
12:46 LadyJuse> just use n00bs
12:46 SuperUber> lolz! To bad
12:46 LadyJuse> i do
12:46 SuperUber> >.>
12:46 SuperUber> <.<
12:46 LadyJuse> *craxy grin*
12:46 SuperUber> noobs i see no noobs......heh heh right!?
12:46 relz looks around for another sacrifice
12:46 LadyJuse> how about Zelda?
12:47 relz> shes a mod i cant do that
12:47 SuperUber snaps fingers
12:47 SuperUber> aw man
12:47 relz> lets see i need a young female for the sacrifice
12:47 SuperUber> g2g be back on later
12:47 LadyJuse runs
12:47 *** LadyJuse left #StupidMario webchat@cc59707.3f38bee0.vc.shawcable.net
12:47 SuperUber runs also
12:48 relz> lol
12:48 SuperUber> bye bye
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[21:21] <relz> i think we have entered a dead zone
[21:21] <LennieFish> What should we do captain!
[21:23] <relz> hmmmm...
[21:25] * LennieFish pulls out phaser
[21:25] <Snertz> I must go... Beam me up, Scotty!! ugh!
[21:25] <LennieFish> ...
[21:26] * LennieFish sets to kill and shoots at relz
[21:26] == Snertz [webchat@11de379d.f5eb36d.il.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[21:26] * relz dies
[21:26] == LadyJuse [webchat@cc59707.3f38bee0.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #StupidMario
[21:26] <LennieFish> You just missed a Star Trek adventure.
[21:26] <LadyJuse> D:

ROFL!! Didn't think you'd get the reference!

Like hell I wouldn't! Star Trek was one of the building blocks of my child hood along with Mel Brooks and Sesame Street.

18:30] * LennieFish throws Captain Kirk at Juse
[18:30] <LadyJuse> D:
[18:30] <LadyJuse> To. Much. Hamminess.
[18:31] * LennieFish throws Richard at her too
[18:31] <LadyJuse> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[18:31] <LadyJuse> wait....
[18:31] * LennieFish throws a ham which Hits Richard
[18:31] * LadyJuse puts Richard in a headlock
[18:32] <LadyJuse> *to richard* don't loose sleep in the editing of act 2...or else
[18:32] * LennieFish throws Mary Poppins as well.
[18:32] <LadyJuse> ???????
[18:32] <LennieFish> What? She'll make sure he goes to bed on time.
[18:32] <LadyJuse> ah....

[18:00] * LennieFish throws an angry badger at Zak.
[18:00] <Zakattacks> -Frowns-
[18:00] <Zakattacks> -And is mauled-
[18:00] <relz> yay!
[18:01] <Zakattacks> -But gets up, and punts the badger into space-
[18:01] <LennieFish> Poor badger.
[18:01] <relz> what did the badger ever do to you
[18:01] <relz> they are an endangered species man!
[18:02] <relz> you need to treat them with love and respect just like you should treat all of mother earths creatures
[18:02] <LennieFish> Wait, badgera are endngered?
[18:03] <LennieFish> badgers*
[18:03] <relz> idk
[18:03] <LennieFish> Oh.
[18:03] * LennieFish throws a lawnmower at relz
[18:04] <Zakattacks> Well, I don't want to be extinct, either.
[18:04] <Zakattacks> If you get my drift.
[18:05] <LennieFish> Yes, I suppouse I do. In that case, you'd better run. The lawnmower is about to go rabid.
[18:05] * LennieFish runs
[18:06] <Zakattacks> -Follows Lennie-
[18:07] <Zakattacks> -Leaves one of Snake's grenades behind for the lawnmower-
[18:07] <Zakattacks> Now I know how Rich feels!
[18:07] <LennieFish> Reminds me of something I saw on a guys truck once.
[18:07] <LennieFish> "I'm on the bomb squad. If you see me running, try to keep up."
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[18:08] <relz> sounds fun
[18:08] <LennieFish> Hiya Juse. We're running from the lawnmower
[18:08] * LennieFish picks up Juse and keeps running
[18:09] <LadyJuse> ahhhh!
[18:09] <Zakattacks> -Follows Lennie, leaving more Snake grenades behind-
[18:09] * relz reminder to self never piss lennie off
[18:09] <LennieFish> Stop wasting those!
[18:09] <LadyJuse> WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
[18:09] <Zakattacks> It's wierd, every time I use one, it reappears back on my belt...
[18:09] <Zakattacks> Could it be possible..
[18:09] <Zakattacks> I'M A SSBB SNAKE CLONE?
[18:09] <Zakattacks> XD.
[18:10] <LennieFish> I dunno Juse... but I think it' time we also start running from Zak.
[18:10] * LennieFish takes a sharp right
[18:10] <Zakattacks> Why? I'm on your side!
[18:10] <Zakattacks> Fine! I'll take on the rabid lawnmower myself..
[18:10] <relz> thats what they all say
[18:10] <LennieFish> Yeah, but the badger is back.
[18:10] <Zakattacks> Where are y-
[18:10] <LadyJuse> you have a hammer?
[18:10] <Zakattacks> I took Mario's.
[18:10] <relz> mario has a hammer?
[18:11] <LennieFish> I only carry dull knives, sorry. *stops running and puts Juse down*
[18:11] <LadyJuse> why don't ou just smash it zak?
[18:11] <Zakattacks> -Pulls out Mario's hammer and slams it down on the oncoming evil lawnmower, crushing it-
[18:12] * LennieFish plays some cool 80's music while Zak smashes
[18:12] <relz> OMG you killed the last of the lawnicusmotoris
[18:12] <Zakattacks> Now the world is SAFE!
[18:12] <relz> you just killed the last of its species
[18:12] <Zakattacks> ...
[18:12] <LadyJuse> ...
[18:12] <Zakattacks> -Begins to suddenly run-
[18:13] * LennieFish watches the badger skydive towards Zak
[18:13] <LadyJuse> what?
[18:13] <relz> yay the badger is back
[18:13] <LennieFish> He punted an angry Badger into space, now it's coming back for revenge
[18:14] <LadyJuse> oh
[18:15] <LennieFish> ...
[18:15] <LadyJuse> MOO
[18:15] * LennieFish throws a cow at Juse
[18:16] <LadyJuse> D:
[18:16] * LadyJuse is cowed
[18:16] <Zakattacks> -Does a Mario-style backflip and soccer-kicks the oncoming badger into the next galaxy-
[18:16] <Zakattacks> Sorry...but..
[18:16] <Zakattacks> ((OHMYGOSHHEREITCOMES!))
[18:17] <Zakattacks> Your too slow!
[18:17] <LennieFish>
[18:17] <Zakattacks> Oh no!
[18:17] <Zakattacks> I'm...transforming into a Brawl character!
[18:17] <Zakattacks> STOP IT!
[18:17] <Zakattacks> I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A TROPHY WHEN I DIE!
[18:17] * LennieFish gets a gravity gun and drops acompanion cube on Zak
[18:18] <LennieFish> a companion*
[18:18] <Zakattacks> No, not the companion cube!
[18:18] <Zakattacks> -Dodges, Brawl-style-
[18:18] <LennieFish> ...
[18:18] * LennieFish throws the G-Man at Zak
[18:19] <Zakattacks> ..
[18:19] <Zakattacks> Don't make me..
[18:19] * relz throws an elephant at zak
[18:19] <Zakattacks> -Pulls out Geno-
[18:19] <Zakattacks> Geno..
[18:19] <Zakattacks> Use.
[18:19] <Zakattacks> GENO WHIRL!
[18:20] <Zakattacks> -Geno uses Geno whirl, which instantly kills G-man. However, the elephant does manage to fall on Zak0
[18:20] <Zakattacks> -*
[18:20] <Zakattacks> Oww..
[18:20] <LennieFish> Eh... to bad he can't actually die. *watches the G-Man's body fade away* Anyway! What are we gonna do with the elephant?
[18:20] <Zakattacks> ...Oww..
[18:21] <Zakattacks> -Looks at his remaining four cookies-
[18:21] <LadyJuse> what colour is the elephant
[18:21] <Zakattacks> No...
[18:21] <Zakattacks> I have yet to give you out..
[18:21] <Zakattacks> I can't...
[18:21] <Zakattacks> And..
[18:21] <Zakattacks> Won't give up giving YOU OUT!
[18:21] <Zakattacks> -Begins to lift up the Elephant above his head-
[18:21] * LennieFish throws a grenade at Zak
[18:22] <LennieFish> As long as it's not pink, we
[18:22] <LennieFish> 're all fine X|
[18:22] <LadyJuse> yeah
[18:22] <Zakattacks> -Catches the grenade with one hand and stuffs it into the elephant's mouth, throwing it into the air and watching it explode-
[18:22] * LennieFish steals the cookies while Zak was distracted
[18:22] <LadyJuse> 0.o
[18:23] <relz> dont worry its a purple elephant
[18:23] <Zakattacks> ...You can have them, since technically, now I've given them out since I don't have them anymore.
[18:23] <relz> you are cruel to animals
[18:23] <LennieFish> Aw, now you've taken the fun out of it! *drops the cookies*
[18:23] <Zakattacks> No.
[18:23] <Zakattacks> MARIO is cruel to animals.
[18:23] <Zakattacks> Think of all of the turtle abuse!
[18:24] <LennieFish> Not the turtles!
[18:24] <relz> they respawn when you move the scream
[18:24] <relz> *screan
[18:24] <relz> *screen
[18:24] <Zakattacks> relz, shut it, before I get out my falcon grenade launcher.
[18:24] <LennieFish> Eh, they're evil turtles anyway.
[18:24] <relz> you cant hurt me
[18:25] <relz> no one can kill a toon
[18:25] <Zakattacks> Fine. I don't even want to/.
[18:25] <LennieFish> FFFFFFFFFFF- dang mosquitos!
[18:25] <Zakattacks> Oh..
[18:25] <Zakattacks> Wait..
[18:25] <Zakattacks> Yes I can.
[18:25] <Zakattacks> Now where is that liquid stuff..
[18:25] <relz> liquid stuff...
[18:25] <Zakattacks> Anyone know what I'm talking about?
[18:25] <Zakattacks> XD.
[18:25] <relz> you dont even know the name
[18:25] <Zakattacks> I forgot its name.
[18:26] <relz> exactly
[18:26] * LennieFish has dirty thoughts
[18:26] <Zakattacks> Been a while since I've seen the movie.
[18:26] <Zakattacks> >.>
[18:26] <Zakattacks> <.<
[18:26] <Zakattacks> -Tackles Lennie-
[18:26] <relz> O.o
[18:26] <LennieFish>
[18:26] * LennieFish explodes
[18:27] <Zakattacks> ..-Gets off of her before she can-
[18:27] <LadyJuse> 0.0
[18:27] <relz> O.O
[18:27] <Zakattacks> -And is then sent to the moon from her explosion, floating back down with a large-sized umbrella-
[18:27] <LennieFish> *Walks up next to Juse* dang clones with their unsable whosima watchits.
[18:27] <LadyJuse> ...
[18:28] <Zakattacks> >.>
[18:28] <Zakattacks> <.<
[18:28] <LennieFish> What?
[18:28] <Zakattacks> <.>
[18:28] <Zakattacks> >.<
[18:28] <Zakattacks> -Explodes-
[18:28] <LadyJuse> i'm confused
[18:28] <LennieFish> YOU SHOULD BE!
[18:28] * relz is also cunfudled
[18:28] <Zakattacks> -Comes walking back beside Lennie- Darn stupid clone.
[18:28] <LennieFish> Well, that's just how it is.
[18:29] <Zakattacks> Besides, clones...
[18:29] <Zakattacks> ..Meh.
[18:29] <LennieFish> I'm bored so I'm gonna sing a song.
[18:29] <Zakattacks> Oh crap.
[18:29] <LennieFish> If I were not in the CID something else I'd like to be!
[18:29] <Zakattacks> Save yourselves!
[18:29] <LennieFish> If I were not in the CID a window cleaner I'd be!
[18:29] <LennieFish> Eh, I'm done.
[18:29] <Zakattacks> XD.
[18:29] <Zakattacks> Ni.
[18:30] <LadyJuse> Juse, Juse Lady Juse
[18:30] <LadyJuse> Juse, Juse Lady Juse
[18:30] <LennieFish> Did you actually get the reference this time Zak?
[18:30] <Zakattacks> No.
[18:30] <Zakattacks> But.
[18:30] * LennieFish shoots Zak
[18:31] <Zakattacks> -Nominates LennieFish for the next line of the harry potter puppet pals song-
[18:31] * LennieFish remembers that last time we tried this
[18:31] <Zakattacks> Do it/1
[18:31] <Zakattacks> !!!*
[18:31] <Zakattacks> ...Fine, I will just skip to the good part.
[18:31] <relz> woah i remember that
[18:31] * LennieFish falls asleep
[18:32] <Zakattacks> Zakattacks, Zakattacks, hugh! Zakattacks, Zakattacks thats me!
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <Zakattacks> Zak
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <Zakattacks> Zak
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <Zakattacks> Zak
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <Zakattacks> Zak
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <Zakattacks> Zak
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <Zakattacks> Zak
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <Zakattacks> ZAK!
[18:32] <LadyJuse> JUSE!
[18:32] <relz> RELZER
[18:33] <LennieFish> LennieFish...zzzzz
[18:33] <Zakattacks> I'm Zakattacks, I'm Zakattacks..
[18:33] <Zakattacks> Zak Zakattacks
[18:33] <Zakattacks> Zak Zakattacks
[18:33] <Zakattacks> SINGIN OUR SONG!
[18:33] <Zakattacks> ALL DAY LONG!
[18:33] <Zakattacks> AT HOGWARRTSSS!
[18:34] * LennieFish throws a pipebomb at the others
[18:34] <LadyJuse> D:
[18:34] <LennieFish> KABOOM!