Bodyguard RPG

MarioMesser · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:41 am

Its the year 2019. Rich is the most subscribed person on YT and has lots of crazy fans. That´s why he asked his most loyal fans, YOU, to protect him. Not only from the fans , but Smosh and Fred want their former position back...by any means...

Rules

1 No god mode, this will be a realistic RPG.

2 all other normal RPG rules apply.

3 other rules will follow.

Here we go!

Rich: And thats why I asked you to be my bodyguards.

MM: You're kidding right? Smosh and Fred want to kill you? Thats a bit too...paranoid.

Rich: I AM NOT PARANOID!!!

MM: YES YOU ARE!!!

Netha: Calm down you two. Okay Rich, we'll do it!

NAD: And what about Chris, and Dane, and the others ?

MM and Rich: :arguing:

Cap; SHUT UP!

*MM and Rich stop arguing*

MM; I guess you're right. Ok, but why dont you hire professionals?

Rich; All the money is used for the fifth SMB movie.

MM; Ok then

NethaEmerald · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:46 pm

Netha: Hold om.

*Netha runs to his house, which is right next to rich's and grabs a shotgun, an RPG, and a minigun mounter to a truck*

Netha: I call Minigun.

MM: What the?!

WNM: I call the RPG!

MM: I guess i get the shotgun.

Rich: What do I get?

Netha: You get to drive the truck. MM, get in there with him.

Whitey · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:24 am

WNM, jumping in the back, holding on.

WNM: Okay, But what if Fred, or Smosh send tehre fans to do the dirty work?

Netha: Well...We ask MM, and Rich what to do.

WNM: Okay..Enough said.

nintendo-addict · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:12 pm

NAD: well, I have one thing to say. MANGO!

*NAD throws a mango to Richie; Richie is then completely distracted and NAD puts sleeping pills in MM's mouth and mails him to Siberia*

NAD: that should keep MM occupied for the next 6 weeks...I'm taking control of this operation!

WNMN: Why should you get it?

NAD: I have the most experience with RPGs!

NE: what about me?

NAD: silly Netha. You're just a figment of my imagination! You can't lead since you don't exist.

Richie: Actually, I will take control.

NAD: don't you have a mango to attend to?

Richie: no. I'm mangoed out for the day. Time to go to our first stop. Europe!

NethaEmerald · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:41 pm

Netha: Hold on NAD, get out of the truck, and into MM's spot.

NAD: Um, sure.

*NAD get's off the back, and Richie floors it, leaving NAD behind*

Netha: Sucka!

NAD: Wait-

*The truck is too far for NAD to catch up to*

NAD: Dangit!

*He pucnes a rock, only hurting himself*

NAD: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

*Back with the rest of them*

Richie: What happened to the guy with the shotgun?

Netha: Don't worry.

*The minigun seat and gun rises, so Netha has a 360 views of the truck*

Netha: Problem fixed.

WNM: I gues it is then, huh?

Netha: now we got smosh, Fred, Nigihiga, and NAD on us.

WNM: how do you know that?

Netha: I just got a text from the Brian satalite.

WNM: Oh.

TetraTalon · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:12 pm

*suddenly, a large explosion erupts 6 inches from the truck

Rich: HOLY @%#$^%#! What was that?

Netha: It looks like a....

Ian (from smosh):SHUT UP!!

*Netha, Rich, and WNM look up to see that they're surrounded by smosh and all their crazy obsessed fans armed to the teeth with various high tech weapons

WNM: This is not good!

Rich: I've got a plan, just be sure you do EXACTLY as I say....

WNM: You got it!

Rich: No funny bussiness, netha?

Netha: Just spit it out already!

*Richie takes one last menacing glance at smosh and begins whispering to netha and wnm

mdaccountant · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:09 am

MDA: I don't have enough boots for this many people O.o

Whitey · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:50 am

WNM: Then call Chuckie Norris? That was a wrong thing to say to boot man..

Lady Juse · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:13 pm

Lady Juse: You want me to do WHAT with a robot?
Rich: I have no idea what you guys are talking about all I asked was that you...

NethaEmerald · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:02 pm

Netha: FIRE!

*Netha fires his mini gun, getting rid of most the Smosh army*

Netha: YEA!!!!!

Ian: Shut up!

Netha: You and me, Crossfire, NOW!

Ian: You're gonna lose to my donut.

*They play. Netha wins, and Ian spins into Oblivion*

Anthony: We'll be back.

WNM: Shut up!

*WNM fires at Anthony, Anthony barely avoids the explosion*

Rich: Start you stupid truck!

Netha: it's been hot wired. We have no control of it for now.

Anthony: Charge!

*An army of crazy fans mob the truck*

Rich: Get the F*CK off me!

*Rich grabs the Shotgun and blows the kid's head off*

Rich: It started!

Netha: RETREAT!

*The truck goes off*

Anthony: Oh well, we'll assemble.

*In the next town*

Fred: Stop it! You're gonna make me mad!

WNM: I'd like to see you mad.

Fred: !

*Fred turns into a Hulk figure*

Whitey · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:44 am

WNM: Haha, Dumb idiot...I wanna see you get mad. XD

Fred: You would..JODY! Like me...when i'm mad..-twich twich-

Fred turns into a hulk figure

WNM then running back to richie, then jumping behind MDA

WNM: THE HUMANITY! HE'S AFTER BLOOD!!
Netha: No....HES AFTER YOU!

mdaccountant · **Posted:** Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:24 pm

MDA: Hey!

WNM: Hide me!

MDA: -_-...

MDA gets pummled...

MDA: YOU! Dare! bring anger into my Lair! YOU MUST DIE!!.... BTTH!!!

All: O.o.....

Whitey · **Posted:** Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:30 am

MDA: BTTH!
WNM: AHHHH!!!!

Fred then Jumps infront of WNM, about to punch him, as he got BTTH.

WNM: Teachs you not to get mad.
MDA: BTTH!!
WNM: AHHHHHH!!!

WNM, gets hit with a random flying boot.

mdaccountant · **Posted:** Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:37 pm

MDA: WNM you ran infront of one of my BTTH...

WNM: AHH!

MDA: -_-...

nintendo-addict · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:12 am

*During all the commotion and fighting, NAD sneaks in and kidnaps Richie and takes him back to the evil lair*

NAD: you know what im gonna do now?

Richie: let me free?

NAD: muahahaha! yes!

Richie: re-

NAD: woops. I meant no. Brain mistake! hahaha. Im really going to sell you on Ebay!

Richie: oh the irony!

NAD: I will put you for 1 day, and until then....

*Dramatic music plays*

NAD: you're free to go until its time to be shipped. So pack up and say your goodbyes!

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