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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:43 am 
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Location: In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
Somewhere on the same road

Lennie kicks the bike, whose chain had broken.

Lennie: This is what I get for shopping at garage sales.

Lennie continues to take out her frustration on the bike by hitting it with the briefcase.

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:32 am 
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MDA: Now what...

Relzar: Lets see... I know! *Swims*

MDA: ... *Swims*

*Cuba*

MDA: IDK how we did it but we swam all the way.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:33 pm 
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A box droping out the sky, splashing in the beach of cuba, being hit by small shark.

WNM: HELP!!!! I RUNNING OUT OF AIR~... -gurgle, gurgle, gurgle~

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:22 pm 
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BACK ON THE ROAD!

Juse: This. Is. Not. Good. Not. At. Al-OMG! LENNIE!
Juse then pulled over and parked by Lennie;
Juse: Having trouble with your bike Lennie? Don't worry!
Juse then pressed a button on the side car and it unhitched adn became big enought for four!
Dane: Cool!
Juse: Dane hop in the back; Lennie will ride with me! Still have that helmet i gave you?

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:36 pm 
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Location: In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
Lennie: Yay! Juse! Yeah, it's somewhere in here.

Lennie opens up briefcase. She notices Richard is waking up as she does this and hits him with the helmet a few times before taking it out and closing the case. Lennie pulls on the helmet and jumps on the bike.

Lennie: Shall we and your strange collection of men be off now then? And forget the bike. I can always get another for like... ten bucks.

Doug: What was that you were hitting?

Lennie: You dare you ask what's in a woman's bag!

Doug: What? I-

Lennie conks Doug on the head with the briefcase.

Lennie: And let that be a lesson to ya!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:09 am 
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Location: Somewhere in the Sonoran desert
Netha *to MM* : How's the mission?
MM: YOU MADE IT!!!
Netha: how is it?
MM: Well, Nigihiga decided to side with us =O
Netha: they did?
MM: Yup. They actually like StMB, so they are willing to help us.
Netha: Hold on.

*To the Brian satellite*

Netha: Nigihiga has now sided with StMB.

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Juse: Well; what a strange turn of events!
Lennie: What?
Juse: Nigihiga is sidding with us...
Matt: That's cool
Dane: We should tell Richie that they don't want to kill him when we get to...wherever we're going!
Juse: Yeeaah....
Lennie: Hey Juse?
Juse: Ya?
Lennie: The Game!
Juse: DANGIT!

(30 minutes later)
Juse: Dane?
Dane: Ya?
Juse: The Game!
Dane: DANGIT!

(30 minutes later)
Dane: Matt?
Matt: Ya?
Dane: The Game!
Matt: DANGIT!

(30 minutes later)
Matt: Doug?
Doug: Ya?
Matt: The Game!
Doug: DANGIT!

(30 minutes later)
Doug: Lennie?
Lennie: Ya?
Doug: The Game!
Lennie: DANGIT!
Juse: Okay we're here! The Fellowship of the Black Flame safe house!
Dane: Cooool!
Juse: Yuppers!

Juse then rides to a big, concreate 'door?' with no handle
Matt: How do we get in?
Juse: Simple
Juse then knocked on the 'door?' three times; and a small window apeared, Juse showed her black flame.
Gaurd: Welcome Lady Juse, I heard that you bring people for protection...
Juse: Yes...
The door opens and Juse rides the bike into the building. The doors shut behind them
Gaurd: I'll have someone show each of you to your rooms, close together i presume?
Juse: Yes; and prepare them for training to become Hounary Flames.

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
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Location: In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
Lennie: I hope none of this involves getting set on fire. Eh, oh well.

Lennie stares at Dane, Doug, and Matt before popping her neck and clicking the locks on the briefcase shut. Then Lennie moves over to Juse.

Lennie: Hey Juse.

Juse: What?

Lennie: The Gourd!

Juse: DANG- wait what?

Lennie: Ha, fooled you!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:48 pm 
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MDA: What a box?

Relzar picks up the box and WNM falls through the bottom.

WNM gasps for air.

WNM: Finnly!

MDA: YOU! YOU MADE ME LOOSE IN COURT!

WNM: How?

MDA: My phone ring tone gave the witness a fair chance and I lost.

WNM: oh...

Relzar: At least we lost the cops...

MDA: Ya...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:08 pm 
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WNM, then breaths heavily, looking at MDA.

WNM: I TRYED TO CALL, because i saw the plans, and defences of the Mosh, and Fred Army..

WNM, trying to get out the dry Crazy Smosh, and Fred Fans Plans.

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MDA: ...! those are the plans? we got to warn the others!

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Location: In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
Lennie: I just remembered something.

Juse: What?

Lennie: The locks on this thing don't work anymore.

The briefcase snaps open and Richard falls out along with assorted vacation and sports items.

Everyone in the room except for Lennie: Richard!

Lennie: Richard? Oh, wait. I remember now. Yes, I stole Richard and god was it easy!

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Juse: Lennie! How could you?
Lennie: What?
Juse: Lennie; you know how much honour means to the Fellowship of the Black Flame! Because you didn't tell me sooner...or didn't even caputre him at all...we would know Richard is safe!
Lennie: But-
Juse: SHUT UP LENNIE! IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOU THE FUTUER OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BLACK FLAME WAS AT RISK!
Lennie: But you never brought it up that-
Juse: You should of known by the way I spoke when Dane brought Richard up that it was not all all right!
Lennie: Well exuse me for forgeting your speaking ways!
Juse: *face to face with Lennie* And you shouldn't of stole Richie!

Lennie then slapped Juse
Juse: *laughs*....feel better?
Lennie: Sorta...yeah
Juse: That's good... *slaps Lennie harder then Lennie slapped her* SO DO I!
Lennie and Juse then were locked in mortal conbat
Richard: What?
Dane: Juse is mad at Lennie for not telling her on your location
Matt: and Lennie is mad because Juse never brought it up
Richard: Uh-huh
Doug: you know...this kinda reminds me of the catfight from Wicked...

An alarm then sounded suddenly
Juse *pulling Lennie's hair*: NOW WHAT?!
Gaurd #1: Sister Juse! ...
Lennie *takes teeth off of Juse's arm leaving a deep bite mark*: Don't ask
Juse *gets up*: What is it?
Gaurd #2: The other's are being attacked by Smosh and Fred...
Richard: What about Nigihiga?
Lennie *gets up*: Sidded with us
Richard: Oh...
Juse: Okay...summon all avalable First-Class Flames and tell them to meet in the hanger...we will rescue as many on them as possible...

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
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Location: In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire.
Lennie: You know Juse, it's you're bloody fault for leaving Richard behind. *runs away*

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Juse fumes before stomping off to the hanger...
Juse *mumbled under breath*: I can't belive it...leaving richard there in order for him to not be captured and then WHAM! my best friend caputers him and doesn't tell me! *string of things one cannot repeated*
Rich: ...so now what?
Gaurd: Stay here...she doesn't want this to happen again

Juse then arived at the hanger only 7 1st Class Flames there
Juse: Sigh...okay guys we need to find and rescue the others...
1st Class Flame #1: We KNOW!
Juse: Alright then! Let's get going...

After an epic suit up and placing thier bikes in the plane the 8 1st Class Flames entered the plane
Juse: Okay team...Brother Alex; you fly follow the directions i entered in just now...
Alex: Okay Sister Juse...
Juse: And hurry...we don't want anyone hurt...

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