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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:43 pm 
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Judge: NOT GUILTY!

MDA: Yess!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UYwh_Df ... re=related

MDA: ....

Court: !!

TL: Thats his phone! I remember!

MDA: !!.... F-.....neh...

Judge: Well then I put my rulling on hold.

Phoenix: Objection! you made your rulling....

Judge: But I withdraw my rulling and put it on hold.

MDA: This call better be a good one....

WNM*Phone*: MDA! is that you?

MDA: Gah! WNM i'm being tried could you call back later?

WNM: Well when I was pushed off the plane and fell in japan...

MDA: *sigh..*

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:57 pm 
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WNM: wait...this isn't Japan...it appears to be some kind of forest....I hear noise...requesting getaway plane. *WNM sneaks up*

NAD: So let's see what you've learned so far.

*TM2 plays piano and Leader sings*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUk3Bp16zs

NAD: That was beautiful! What do you think WNM.

WNM: I think you're coming with me.

NAD: NOOO!!

*WNM puts NAD in a sack and takes him away*

Leader: We will save you!

*At the the prison tower*

WNM: We have guards positioned all around the building. Now I have to meet back up with the others. Let's see you try to kidnap Richie now.

(Nobody post on this mini-adventure, I'll finish it later today, post about the main thing)


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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:24 pm 
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Netha *To MM* : MM, Anthony is still alive, and so am I.
MM: REALLY!? We got a chance of saving you then!
Netha: You gotta hurry tho, Anthony is getting to his tunnelbot to ram into mine, and kill me.
MM: We're trying. Hold off till we can.
Netha: I hope I can....

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:55 pm 
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Location: i have lost myself if you find me tell me to remain right there and both of us will know where i am!
MDA hangs up the phone and looks up at the judge with a sorryfull look

MDA: sorry there was a bit of a situation in japan...
judge: that is no excuse. this is a court of the law! not a social place.
MDA: i'm sorry your honor.

MDA looks down out of shame

Judge: now if there will be no more interuptions i will go on with my sentence. i was going to let you go. but seeing at your previous dislike of the court i sentence GUILTY! bailiff take him away.

the bailiff walks over to MDA and grabs him by the arms. and handcuffs him.

MDA: NOOOO!!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS!

the bailiff forcefully takes him out of the room. and shuts the door. once the door is shut he takes out a set of keys and unlocks the handcuffs that he put of MDA.

MDA: wait what?


the bailiff puts his hands on the top ofhis head and pulls off the mask

MDA: RELZ is that you!
relz: yep!

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:36 am 
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WNM, then thinking evily in his mind.

WNM*thinking*: Maybe, if i find there weak points, i can take NAD to richie, and teh others! and tell teh weak points to them! Its so crazy, it might work!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVF78va9M4Y

WNM, then running up to one of the guards, nocking one of them out. Then takeing out the phone to call Netha.

WNM*phone*: Netha! I found NAD. But I can tell you the crazy fans weakniss's! But hurry, i might get caug-!

WNM, being nocked out, being sent to a court, to have a fair trial, of breaking into a top secret base, for teh crazy fans.

WNM*in a box*: LET ME OUT OF THIS SHIPPING BOX!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:16 am 
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*Leader and Tm1 and Tm2 are hiding in the bushes near the place NAD is being held; Leader takes out blueprints*

Leader: Alright. Here's the plan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhx ... re=related

Leader: Image The perimeter is heavily guarded by enemy tribe...We knock them out by throw spear.

Image Then, there is a wall made of titanium that has a secret entry code. You can crack the code by opening the cover of the keypad, but instead we'll just throw spear until wall break down.

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Inside there are laser alarms that will go off at any second. To get past there we must throw spear.

Then after all is done, we will find our God, save him, and bomb the remains of the rival tribe's space. Any question?

TM2: None of that made any logic sense.

(Later)

NAD: thanks again for rescuing me, but as long as I'm with you they'll know where I am...Goodbye.

*NAD walks away into the sunset*

TM2: What we do now?

Leader: We throw spear.


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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:20 pm 
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Netha: I feel a disturbance.....

*The dirt around the broken tunnel bot begins to shake*

Netha: No......

*Netha digs his way to the edge of the bot, hoping to save himself*

Anthony: I kno where you are!

*Anthony plows into it, but misses Netha, and Netha acts dead, as if he were hit*

Anthony *Into Netha's communicator* : You're to late. I already killed him. You fail.
MM: I"'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Anthony: Find me then.
TT: We will.
Anthony: Ya, right. Goodbye weaklings.

*Anthony leaves*

TT: You there MM?
MM: Ya, why?
TT: We need to set up a memorial service.
Netha: For who now?
TT: For Netha MM, didn't you just hear what he said?
MM: I heard, but I didn't say that.
TT: Then who did?
Netha: SBSGY.
TT: Get out of here dude!
MM: You're the reason Netha died.
Netha: I am?
TT: Yes, not get outta this chat befo-
MM: Are you who i think you are?
Netha: Yes, i'm actually Balloon.
TT: Who?
MM: What up dude, but why are you talking to us?
Netha: Now, would I really be talking to you now?
TT: YOU'RE ALIVE!
MM: What? What's going on? Netha just died.

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:12 pm 
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Relzer: Lets go!

SG: Hey its you 2! they are getting away!

MDA: ....

Relzer: Quickly to that car!

They jump into a red lamberginni

MDA: Nice, now for some tunes!

Police: Stop now!

MDA: Dang....

Relzer: First some music!

What is the best headbanging music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvlgQASG ... re=related xD you know it!

MDA: O.o!

They drive forward.

2 cars full of fans come from both sides.

MDA: -.-.... yeash.

Relzer: Bah! *Steers a hard left and drift for several moments*

MDA: I would have won the trial :(

Relzer: Ya you would have.

MDA: Thing is it wasn't all me, I think my past self and his father has something to do with this.

Relzer: Wait your father? (Cliche >.>)

MDA: Not mine, my past self's

a helicopter flys over.

Police: Set up the spike strips!

MDA: O.o!

Relzer: Lets do this! Need for speed style!

They zoom past and the wheels turned into steel temporarly as they skid over the spike strips, then back to normal.

MDA: That was close.

Relzer: ... :!: RPG!!!!

MDA: :!: Cliff!!!

They zoom forward and see the first rocket barly fly past them.

Police: Stop now!

Relzer: We can make the jump!

MDA: :shock:

they then jump off the first edge and fly over the next rocket and ram into the helicopter, they then fall onto the road.

MDA: Phew!

Relzer: Airport!

MDA: Lets hitch hike on a plane!

Relzer: I know how to drive one.

MDA *Gulp*

they get out on foot and start up the plane.

Police: What are they doing!?

MDA: 3 letters... GTA!

Relzer: Take off!

MDA: I call co-captains seat!

Relzer: Your only one here besides me.

MDA: Oh right.

Relzer: Now read the flying emergency refrence book!

MDA: :x bah >.> *reads*

Relzer: AHH ITS THE AIRFORCE!

MDA: Oh what?

the Airforce shoot it down and they fall into the burmuda triangle.

MDA: Awww man!

Relzer: Hmm isn't one of these an island owned by someone in the forums?

MDA: O.o I think...

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:45 pm 
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*Back with the Fellowship*
Juse: Richie stay here...I'll go rescue Doug and Matt...
Rich: How?
Juse: Get Dane...trade...rescue him...
Gaurd: Juse your bike is here
Juse: With sidecar
Gaurd: Yes
Juse: Put three helmets in the side car..
Rich: and me...
Juse: *sigh* do you want to see my bike before my solo mission?
Rich: yes...
*at Juse's bike space*
*door opens*
Juse's bike is emerald green with black flames, there are spreate handles for the bikes passenger
Rich *thinking: not for awkardness I guess
The Sidecar matched and could hold two people.
Juse: Well...can't waste time...
Juse puts on her matching helmet before speeding away

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:48 pm 
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Anthony *with hacked communicator* : So, he's still alive huh? that won't be for long, because i'm going to shoot a missile as the remains, in hopes of killing him......

*With MM*

MM: I'm going to scan the Fred base. you stay here TT, and help Juse with the rescue mission. See you when I get the resultys.
TT: Okay.

*MM takes the hot Air Balloon off to Fred's base*

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:14 pm 
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Juse: Okay so I see the others
Dane: Juse? Where's Richie?
Juse: He's safe...Dane come with me
Dane: Why?
Juse: My insane sister had taken Doug and Matt hostage and will kill them if I don't give her you by midnight...
Dane: And why should I let myself be prisoner of an insane fan?
Juse: I've got a plan...don't worry
*Dane then puts on a helmet and gets into the passenger's seat*

*on road*
Dane: So...why does your sis want me?
Juse: Because you're so darn wacky!
Dane: Oh boy!

*two hours later*
*A cave door*
Juse: We're here, go with her willingly
Dane: Ookay...

*Juse knocks on door*
Lys: Yah?
Juse: I have Dane...now give Doug and Matt here!
Lys: Fine...
*Lys tosses Doug and Matt to Juse*
Lys: So long sis...
*door slams*

*Juse unties them and ungags them*
Juse: Now get into my side car...I'll be right back
*Juse unhitches side car and gets on her Bike*
Juse: Its butt kicken time...
*Juse breaks though the door*
Juse: NOW HAND OVER DANE! I'LL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF-huh?

The cave interior has a very old, yet modern look to it...there aren't any henchmen...

Juse: Typical Lys...

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 Post subject: Re: Bodyguard RPG
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:44 pm 
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*again at the Fellowship*

Lennie suddenly walks up right next to Richard wearing a black pinstripe suit and holding a largeish brief case.

Lennie: Drat.

Richard: What the? How did you get in here?!

Lennie: I'm good at being not noticed and it's not like I'm a threat. Anyway, I was following Juse so I could tell her something. Where has she gone?

Richard: To save Doug and Matt. What did you want to talk about?

Lennie smiles evilly.
Lennie: Nothing you need to know about dear Mr. Alvarez. Eh heh heh...

Richard takes a few steps away from Lennie.

Lennie: Goodness gracious Mr. Alvarez, no need to be nervous. These plans don't have anything to do with your predicament... but I could be lying.

Lennie jumps over at Rich and knocks him out with the briefcase. Then Lennie opens the case and puts Richard inside it.

Lennnie: Gotta love Gallifreyan technology. Let's you keep a whole kitchen in a tiny briefcase. Now! To find Juse!

Lennie retrieves a bicycle from the case, closes it, and pedals off in the direction Juse went.

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Now back to Juse, who is now gonna save Dane...
Juse: All part of the plan...now to find his Wackyness...*rides though base, looking for Dane*
After one hour of searching she found Dane, bound and still wearing hoe helmet, Lys; compleatly oblivuois to both Dane being bound and Juse watching was flirting
Lys: Oh Dane you are just so dang wacky!
Dane: Where did your German accent go?
Juse: It's fake!
Lys: So it 'twas a trick eh?
Juse: Let. Him. Go. *moter reves on bike*
Lys: Or what?
Juse: This.
Juse then steers bike to Dane and cuts his binds using a beach glass knife and pulls him on the bike, she then goes fast, driving until she gets out. Quickly stopping to hitch the sidecar back on, she drove off...

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Netha: Man, 12 hours with no food or water of entertainemtn can get boring.......

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All of the sudden, a drill busts through a wall!
Netha: Huh?
Rescuer: You Netha?
Netha: Yea...
Rescuer: Come with us; Juse sent us to save you! Name's Sam
Netha: Where is she?
Sam: Rescuing Doug and Matt from her insane sister....
Netha she never mentioned...
Sam: Never got brought up...
*they return to the base*
Sam: Now just wait here with - wait!
Netha: What?
Sam: Richie isn't here!
Netha: WHAT!? I'm contacting Juse!
Sam: No! Don't! We have to maintain the honour of the Fellowship of the Black Flame, the less that know of him being missing, the better!
Netha: better than LYING?
Sam: fine! contact her

ON TEH ROAD

Juse's comuicator rings
Juse: Yah?
Netha: Richard is not at the base!
Juse: *monotone voice* Dramatic Gasp!

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