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DISCLAIMER: All characters and persons mentioned in this story ARE EXAGERRATED VERSIONS OF THEIR OWN IN A DIFFERENT CONTEXT. PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THIS STORY ARE NOT THIS WAY AND SHOULD NOT FEEL OFFENDED HOW THEIR NAME IS USED!
(note: this takes place in the forums, each forums is about the size of a country in Europe. It varies from Luxemburg (rules) to Spain (General chat, RPG forums)
AN ADMIN'S STORY
Prologue
One Admin. He is te keeper of peace on these forums. Adam dissapeared 5 years ago. And now, he has returned...
Prologue
One Admin. He is the keeper of peace on these forums. Adam disappeared 5 years ago. And now, he has returned...
Adam was surprised to see a giant gate at the entrance of the forums. On top stood several guards, looking down on him.
"Halt! " yelled one of the guards. "Who are you?".
"I'm Adam, the Admin of these forums. Now let me in!"
The guard smiled. "Is that you Adam." said the guard with a even bigger smile. "Fire!"
Before Adam noticed, he was lying on the floor face down with tranquillizer darts in his neck. "Lock him up and report to Trys that we have another Adam!"
END OF PROLOGUE.
CHAPTER ONE- A PAPER PRISON
Adam woke up in a cell...made out of paper!
"Hurray! Another Adam" said someone with much sarcasm. In the cell, opposite to Adam, someone tall, wearing a red T-shirt was talking down to him.
The energetic, kind of spastic way he moved his hands while talking, the well-hidden tiny accent in his voice that could only be...
"Mariomesser?" said Adam stunned.
"That's new; an Adam which knows my name. Listen n00b, within 24 hours..." He turned around swiftly, pointing his finger to Adam. "Are gonna..." He stopped, looking at Adam in shock.
When he tried to talk, Adam interrupted him with 3 questions at the same time.
"Where are we?" "Why are you in prison?" "When..."
MM said calm "Ok ok, I'll explain. But eeh...are you the real Adam?
Adam nearly exploded, but got hold of himself. "OF COURSE I AM YOU...*cough* never mind. Start explaining.
MM joked. "Well, it all started when the Princess, Mario and I...
Adam lost his politeness, but replied with another meme. "Real story please. I've herd that one for over 9000 times."
MM began "Ok ok, just kidding. This is how I remember it, but I've been in this dump for 2 years now."
Adam felt like this was going to be a long story, and made himself comfortable.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER 2- A MESSER'S STORY
"After you left, a void of power need to be filled in." MM continued. "The mods decided that no one could replace you. and that every sub-forum needed a leader."
"Who are the leaders?" asked Adam.
"I don't know, I've been here for so long!" "All I know, is that Trys leads this prison.”
"Why won't he let me out then?"
"Because a lot off impostors tried to obtain your power. And they all got banned." MM nodded
"Those poor..." Adam suddenly had haste when he realized what was coming "I need to get out of here!"
MM laughed "Go ahead, no one ever escaped from Paperaz."
END OF CHAPTER
Chapter 3- ESCAPING THE UNESCAPABLE
A guard entered "Come with me Adam, you're banned this batch!"
He opened Adam's cell and....fell to the ground! Adam looked and saw a knife made out of razor blades sticking out of the guards' neck
MM spoke unhappy "It took me 5 months to make that thing!"
Adam stared at the knife for about 10 seconds. "Well, what are you waiting for? Get out!" said MM.
Adam grabbed the knife and left his cell. "What about you?" he said.
"I'll be fine here. Just go and make these forums a better place!"
Adam replied "Ok then."
Adam crashed through the door to the mess hall, stunning everyone in there. Silence. Everyone looked at Adam, guards and prisoners.
Suddenly, h3ll broke loose. Adam took advantage of the sudden chaos and started to descend to the first floor.
A guard yelled at him "Hey you N00b, drop the knife and you won't be punished later!"
Adam replied "Ok, I'll drop the knife!" He threw it into the guards' foot, which started to bleed heavily
The guard yelled as Adam pulled the bloody knife out of his foot and ran towards the elevator.
Meanwhile, in the monitor's chamber....
Trys was getting angry. "Who dares to hurt one of MY guards!?" he said. "What prisoner is that?!"
The lead guard, JoeBanana tried to talk. "That....that prisoner is Adam...sir."
Trys turned around and spoke intriguing. "That is not AdminAdam. That is someone who thinks he is Adam. And he has a lot of luck too." Trys loaded his gun, while Joe hid in a closet. "But he's out of luck now, because he's facing me!".
The elevator doors moved.
Adam stepped into the room with the bloody knife in his hand.
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 4- A FAKE FRIEND
"So, you're here." noted Trys. "You and I both know you're not real. Give it up."
Adam got angry. "Trys! I am real! I'm back! Listen to me!"
"I am not listening to your lies. Your little trip ends here. Goodbye."
Trys turned around and fired, Adam ducked behind one of the panels.
Trys laughed. "Are we playing hide and seek now? Of course, when I find you..." He ran to the panel Adam was hiding behind and fired twice.
No one was there. Trys smiled. "You can't keep hi..." Adam came out of hiding beneath the panel and stabbed the knife in Trys' foot.
Trys yelled of pain and dropped his gun. He fell onto the floor while still yelling. The sound of his voice started to shift pitch. It didn't sound normal any more. Adam was stunned: "What is happening to you?"
Trys spoke slowly. "It doesn't matter any more."
Adam looked down and saw that Trys suddenly stood in a pool of a grey liquid. The pool grew, until Adam realized that Trys was melting!
"Who are you and what have you done to Trys?" asked Adam with the gun pointed at Trys' head. Trys tried to talk, but Adam only saw his lips moving. Suddenly, Trys jumped at Adam with the last of his powers. He was too slow. Adam fired twice, right through Trys hart. In stead of falling to the floor, Trys melted completely before he even reached the floor.
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 5 - ARMOURED CAR ESCAPE
Adam looked at the grey liquid. He didn't know what to do. It doesn't happen every day that a old friend of you just melts before your eyes. JoeBanana opened the door a bit. It creaked and Adam turned around.
Joe fell on the floor of fear. "Please don't shoot me. Please!
Adam commanded him: "Release Mariomesser and open all the doors!"
Joe crawled to a microphone and spoke stuttering "R-r-release prisoner #106179 and o-o-o-open the main doors." The guards opened the main doors, and MM crashed through his door, yelling "THANKS ADAM!"
Adam pushed Joe away and spoke to MM "Go get us a ride. We need some power to get out of here!"
MM looked around and saw an armoured car. He ran up to it and tried to start the car. Meanwhile, Adam grabbed Joe as a hostage and pushed him in the elevator.
Joe tried to convince Adam not to kill him "I-i-if you kill me, everyone will look for you."
Adam spoke without any emotion "If you stay calm and don't resist, you won't die."
The doors opened and Adam held Joe as a living shield, with a gun to his head. Adam yelled: "Everyone on the floor or Joe dies!"
The guards ducked while Adam and Joe passed by them. When they reached the armoured car, Adam pushed Joe away and stepped in. MM drove away with spinning wheels.
Joe yelled at the guards. "WHERE ARE YOU WAITING FOR? SANTA CLAUSE? GET THEM!"
They drove on a road with a deep forest on both sides
MM smiled.
Adam asked "What's so funny?"
MM laughed. "The funny part is that I've never driven a car." He stopped laughing when he saw the bullets hit the ground next to them. "Who fired at us?"
Adam looked in the mirror and saw multiple helicopters following them.
He fired at one of them multiple times while MM stepped on the gas in a effort to leave them behind.
"How far is it?"
"It has to be close" replied MM "Look! Up front!"
Adam looked and saw a gigantic ray of white light lighting up the forest, about 100 metres ahead of them. Adam tried to fire but quickly withdrawn from a rain of bullets. "How long is thi..."
They drove into the light with full speed.
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 6- ONE FORUM CLOSER TO DESTINY
The environment had changed. They were driving on a highway in a busy city. Lights and Neon everywhere. Though, it wasn't as impressive as the thing they were seeing in front of them. About 1 mile ahead of them, the sky lit up with a golden shine. Adam and MM were both so stunned that they couldn't utter a single word It was.. It was...a giant golden statue of a man. With diamond eyes and a big smile. Adam recognized the man. It was.... MC_GAMER!
Suddenly, Adam yelled. "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!'
MM turned the wheel around and nearly crashed into a car driving in front of them MM relaxed, and took a turn to the left, leaving the highway
Adam asked: "Where are we going?"
MM replied: "I don't know. Look for some signs."
Adam tried to tell MM that he saw a sign, but MM was too fast. "OH LOOK! IT'S JUSE'S BAR!"
MM took a steep turn left and parked exactly in the wrong spot. Employees only.
Adam frowned: MM!
MM: Who cares? Let's go for a drink.
Juse's bar was filled with customers and the smell of beer was everywhere. Juse looked up from her work and saw a smiling MM.
MM laughed: Hey Juse? How's the beer?
Juse laughed back: "its fine. But don't tell me you...wait, you're gonna do it anyway."
MM smiled: The beers fine, so give me coke!
Adam looked at the plasma screens. It was the news programme.
"And now the 12 o'clock news with Captain1986" said a serious male voice.
Cap hadn't changed much in those 5 years. "Two inmates have successfully escaped from Paperaz. They have been positively identified as Mariomesser and someone who claims to be AdminAdam. But of course he isn't."
Juse looked at Adam: "Are you...?"
Adam answered: "Yes. The name's Adam. AdminAdam."
Juse then looked at MM: "So that's where you've been the last 2 years."
MM looked around nervously 'Wasn't it a bad idea to tell you're Adam. I mean...everyone must be looking for us"
Juse reassured them: "Don't worry. Most the guys here aren't "perfect" like Cap there
Cap continued on a different story: "Our benevolent Lord, MC, has so graciously extended our curfew by one minute! We can now be outside until 7:01!
Juse asked "Sooo...what are you gonna do now?"
Adam sighed, "We need to find out what happened after I left....MM isn't a great source because he spent most time in jail so we were hoping you could tell us more."
"If it is history whish you seek, go to the museum. It is 3 blocks to the left of here, and you'll get more history then you'd like to."
Adam looked at MM, and MM walked outside to get the car. Adam thanked Juse and drove with MM to the museum. On the left they saw the gigantic building of the forum member updates. Adam was hit by a beam of nostalgia.
"When Trys started it, I would never have known that it would become so....huge!" said Adam.
MM was not listening "That was the second block! Where is that museum? All I see is MC's....don't tell me. They made a museum in the form of MC's face. The longer I am here, the longer I think that I've never should have escaped from Paperaz."
MM once again parked the car in a employees only spot Adam sighed and felt like travelling with MM wasn't a good idea.
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 7- HISTORY IN A NUTSHELL!
Adam and MM entered the main hall. It was filled with expositions made in the art forums. Adam walked up to the information counter and asked where the history tour could be found.
The lady at the counter replied with: "You're lucky. The next tour begins right now. Go to mr. kirbyfighter over there and he'll give you a private tour."
MM didn't even wait until Adam returned. Adam looked around and saw him already chatting with Kirby. Adam walked up to the two to hear what they were saying.
"Well, you see. Me and my friend over there would like to hear about the history of the forums."
"Why are you acting so weird Mariomesser? I know that that's Adam so why the hiding?"
MM was stunned, but quickly recovered. "You haven't been working much lately. Do I need to complain at your boss?"
Kirby nodded and said "Ok ok, I get it. But doesn't Adam..." MM slapped Kirby so fast that no one noticed.
"We're undercover. Now hurry up and show us the exposition! "
Kirby led them into the first chamber. "What part do you want to see so much?"
MM smiled "You know, I'd love to se how this museum depicts me.
Kirby frowned "Are you sure?"
MM said "....yeah, I think so."
Kirby said "Ok...well I don't think that you're gonna be happy about this ...
Kirby hesitated and tried to buy himself some time. "What about the part when MC.."
MM got angry "I-want-to-see-my-part-NOW!"
Kirby acted nervous and stepped in front of MM "You do not want to.."
MM pushed him aside and walked into the room he was blocking. What he saw, was so impressive that he couldn't talk. In fact, he exploded.
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 8- ANGER, ALARMS AND ADAM
"WHAT THE ---- IS THIS!" Adam entered and saw multiple statues of MM in different poses.
The first was MM aiming a machine gun at an unarmed swimmer. The second showed him beating up Snertzy, an old friend. The third...you don't wanna know. And it went on and on.
MM was silent. After what seemed like an eternity, he finally spoke. "This...is how MC portrays me in a museum? This is how he thinks about me?"
Suddenly, someone stood behind them. They hadn't noticed at all. "Freeze! Show me your hands and turn around slowly."
Adam turned around and saw two police officers pointing their guns at them. "You too, mr. long guy!"
MM, having found an outlet for all the anger he had just collected, turned around and immediately roundhouse kicked one of the cops in the face, knocking him against his partner.
Adam was surprised, but didn't have time to think about it, as he saw the two agents standing up again. He kicked the first in the privates and smashed the second with two fists together, knocking him out for good!
MM smiled at Adam "Nice combo!"
Adam didn't smile back. "We need to get out of here! MC's employees are gonna be all over us if we don't move! "
"Well...how are we gonna do that without getting too much attention?"
Adam looked around and saw nothing helpful.
"Adam, look!" MM opened a safety door, witch set off an alarm. They herd a chaos coming from the main hall, as everybody tried to leave as fast as possible. Adam wanted to ask MM were insane, but followed MM which had already started to descend from the stairs outside the building. Just before he reached the door, the last guard blocked his path, with his gun drawn.
"GET ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"
Adam noticed that the guard was shaking, and decided that he could try something. "AAAAAAAARGH!" Adam yelled as hard as possible and punched the shocked guard with his left fist. He then descended and saw that MM had already started the car.
^MEANWHILE...^
MC was furious. "SEND EVERYTHING WE GOT AT THEM! EVERYONE! SEND THE ARMY, FIRE DEPARTEMENT AND THE POLICE DEPARTMENT AT THEM!" He yelled like a Spartan. "GET-THEM-NOW!"
JoeBanana shook like an earthquake when MC pointed his attention to him. "Hurry up!
Get back to the rules and guard the prisoners! I want no escapees! EVER AGAIN!"
Joe nodded and ran away, feeling rushed to the max.
MC turned around and ordered Captain1986. "Go live, and give descriptions of both! Get these culprits! Oh…and report that I'm going to the hairdressers today, so that the northern MC road should be clear of ANY traffic today!"
Cap left and went to his studio. He was nervous.
"Change of plans. We need to report about the two escapees and MC's going to the hairdresser today!"
He sighed. His producer, Vincente, asked "What's wrong? Normally such a thing gets you thrilled and ready to report!"
Cap confessed: "Those two escapees. They are good friends. Old, but still good friends!"
Vincente understood him: "What are you gonna do about it?" Cap once again sighed: "Pray. Hope. And listen to MC. I don't want to go to jail. And I don't think that not telling the people would help...I mean they already know about them. So....let's do this!"
Vincente frowned, but turned on the camera's anyway.
*back at the brawlers*
MM laughed "You did some fine smashing back there! Where did you learn that?"
Adam didn't have time for the chit-chat. "Later, not now. First we need to leave these forums."
"How long is fruit by the foot?"
Adam wanted to ask how much he had drunk lately, but noticed that MM had driven them to Juse's bar. In stead he asked: "Why are we back here?"
"Because Juse can help us...I hope " said MM as he locked the car and crossed the parking lot.
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 9- WINGS OF THE AIR
Juse looked at the two and once again pointed to the flatscreens. Once again, Cap was on. This time however, he looked far more nervous. Cap: "And-nd-nd here are the descriptions of the culprits who claim to be Adam and Mariomesser. They are highly dangerous criminals who stop at nothing to get what they want. If you see them, contact the police immediately."
MM watched in disbelief. If this was a anime, his jaw would have dropped onto the floor. "That...that..." He yelled gibberish at Cap's image. It sounded like complete nonsense to Adam. Until he realized that MM was Dutch. Adam assumed that MM was so angry that he had forgotten where he was and shouted in his own language.
MM calmed down after 3 more minutes of yelling, and walked to Juse
"We need some help, getting out of general chat. I hoped that you had somethign that could help us...please?"
Juse sighed and thaught about it for a moment. She said nothing and led them to to the back room.
It was a giant mess in the back room. Stuff, from what seemed a thousand travels around the entire forums lay around randomly.
Juse was talking to herself: "Let's see. Where did I leave them? I must've left them somewhere around here..."
She looked around and decided to use her magic skills
She spoke with a silky smooth voice "Comeens Hierus Reflectors Drie."
Before Adam could wink, three reflectors appeared out of nowhere, levitating just before Juse. She grabbed them with one hand and gave one to Adam and one to MM.
Adam wasn't at all surprised of the reflectors' appearance, but was totally blown away when he saw the technology behind them.
Juse explained to them how to use it. "Just tap the button in the middle and point at the place where you want the reflector field. It can only take a few hits before it vanishes, so time it wisely!"
She then walked up to a bigger shape, covered in some kind of giant blanket, and spoke again. "Blazeens Stormens!" The blanket lifted from the shape and revealed an Airwing, looking as if it was taken straight from the Star Fox games
Adam was silent. He was at a loss, so much, that he didn't even notice that MM was stealing Juse's stuff and cramming it into a stolen backpack
"And this...and this could come in handy." MM stopped and looked at the airwing "Nice one Juse! I knew that I could count on you! So...who's flying?"
"I am. " said Juse as she took the pilot's seat.
"Wait a minute! An airwing is a two seater, and we're with three! How is that gonna work?"
Adam finally came to his senses "I think that I've got an idea.
MM started smiling at Juse "I think that we are sharing that idea Adam."
When everyone got in place, the airwing took of, just fitting through the back door. Juse accelerated and pulled the airwing up, leaving the city behind her
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 10- FLIGHT ADVICE
Adam was sitting behind Juse. "Nice takeoff. But tell me, where did you get an airwing?"
Juse smiled "This is Slippy's. No one noticed that it got missing. Falco might have helped a bit."
Adam laughed, for the first time since he returned. He was interrupted by a heavy beeping sound. He looked to the left and saw a radar with 4 dots getting closer to the middle
"What's that?" he asked.
"What's what....Adam...we have a problem." she sounded very worried "It seems that MC's has launched some rockets at us. Gee, Adam, he really wants you dead."
Adam looked at left in fear. He saw a blue-yellow rocket homing in on them
"Can't you do something?" he asked.
Juse looked back at him, annoyed "This is the first time that I'm attacked during flying"
"I'm..."
Suddenly, a voice with a thick Texan accent said "DO A BARREL ROLL! PRESS Z OR R TWICE!"
Juse looked at Adam, looking like she was just pranked by him.
She realized that it wasn't Adam when they heard "HEY YOU! ARE YOU DEAF! I SAID Z OR R TWICE!"
Juse found the Z button and smashed it twice. The plain did a barrel roll, and....nothing happened. The rocket kept moving in.
"That didn't help!" Juse said
"TRY A SOMERSAULT! HIT THE UP-C BUTTON!" the Texan voice yelled
The airwing accelerated and made a fast somersault, as if it was in a rollercoaster
"PRESS A TO SHOOT AND B TO SHOOT BOMBS!"
Juse opened fire on the now venerable rockets. One by one, they got hit and started a fall to the ground
Adam doubted if he should congratulate Juse, or wonder where the voice came from.
"Ok, I've had it. We're landing in the holiday forum. I don't see more rockets, but I'm not gonna take any risk any more!"
The airwing dove below the clouds where a beautiful panorama sight appeared below them.
The sight contained little villages in the black night sky, lighting up in a specific pattern. Juse looked for a landing lane as she slowed the decent
"Do you see anything Adam? Adam? Adam? Hello?"
She looked at Adam to see him sleeping. He was exhausted and didn't even noticed the rough landing that followed
END OF CHAPTER
CHAPTER 11- Christmas Eve, every night!
The airwing shook violently as it touched the near-frozen ground of the lane. Juse pulled the joystick up and it came to a halt 30 ft before the end.
She woke up Adam and carefully opened the door to the left of her, walking to the back of the plane. Then, she finally understood where the Texan voice came from. “TRY A U-TURN! HIT THE JOYSTICK UP PLUS THE R BUTTON!” it said from the back of the plane. Juse opened the luggage space to see MM, who had crammed himself into there *cough*withsomehelp*cough, yelling into a pink nintendo DS.
“NO FOX! ACT LIKE YOUR FATH…oh…hi Juse. Thank heavens this is over. I’m sick of playing star fox: Peppy squadron! How was the flight?”
Juse helped him out of the cramped spot and told him about what happened. MM couldn’t believe it at first, but a little while he was laughing loudly at the fact that they got saved by a game.
When he had calmed down, they both looked around at all the lights. It was a beautiful sight of little villages on mountains, with every little house being decorated with Christmas lights. The spirit of Christmas was everywhere and just looking at it made you feel all fuzzy inside. In the middle of the biggest village was a giant decorated Christmas tree witch seemed to be 100 feet tall. Even though they left just before the sun reached it’s highest point, here the moon was high and it shined white light on the lake next to them, making it look like thousands of shiny sparkling crystals.
After what seemed like years, Juse finally walked over to wake up Adam. “What!?! …what?” he spoke, still drooling.
Juse informed him of what happened and where they were, while Adam looked like he just awoke from a coma. She hoped to find some shelter for the night, and suggested that they would ask at one of the villages. He agreed, but didn’t even know what he agreed with. MM’s snowball in his face woke him up. “Hey sleepy. We’re gonna take a walk!”
Juse smiled as she saw Adam chasing MM until they arrived at the village, throwing snowball after snowball. She knocked on the door of the first house that they saw. No one answered. MM bashed the door, and found that it was open. The house looked lively enough, but there was no one who lived in it.
MM, Juse and Adam split up and searched for something they could use.
MM descended into the basement and found all sorts of food, stacked onto each other. Juse tried to light the fire as Adam was moving pieces of furniture around to make it look cosy.
When Juse was done, she looked if she could help out MM in the kitchen. She sent him away to wait at the fireplace. It was a giant mess…well, what do you expect from some one called MarioMesser?
Adam sat by the fireplace, enjoying the comfort of his chair.
“Never thought that a simple fire could be so…entertaining!”
he said. MM sat next to him and looked at Adam. “Can you imagine Adam?” “Imagine what?” Adam asked “This morning, I was in jail, hoping that I would see Senny someday…I had a life sentence, yknow. Then, on one random day witch seemed to be just like all the others, you pop up. We escaped, and now we’re relaxing at a fire place! Strange where your life can go sometimes.”
Juse walked to the third chair, carrying 3 giant glasses of hot chocolate. She put hers down, and walked back to the kitchen.
She came back, carrying a board game. The next hours passed like they were in the perfect world of commercials. Finally, when they were about to go to bed, MM said something. MM can be a whacky person sometimes, and his moods change randomly, but not like this!
“To be honest, I’ve never had this mutch fun since the prison RPG with NAD! You remember Adam?” “Oh yeah! With us landing in jail! That was so…MM?”
MM’s mind was playing the word RPG over and over again. He looked like he had just seen a flying spaghetti monster.
RPG…RPG…RPG…
MM stood up and looked at Adam. He jelled the worst insult he knew, in Dutch.
CHAPTER 12- Memories
MM flipped. He had abandoned it, left it to rot and now it’s dead. MM: The RPG coliseum! I WAS THEIR LEADER! AND I WASN’T THERE!
He started to move around spastically until Adam slapped him on the back of his head, calming him down
“Calm down. There is nothing you could do about it….could you?” said Adam. “…no. You’re right. I just…I forgot all about the RPG coliseum since I landed in jail.” Juse walked up to MM “Say, why were you two in jail anyway?”
“MC apparently hates me, or he hates the fact that I’m back or a combination of the two. But I don’t know what happened to MM.” MM sighed. “I don’t know. I seriously DO NOT know why I was in jail or how I ended up in there. I just…I…….” he looked to the floor in silence. Adam yawned, as he saw that MM wasn’t looking at the floor, but he was sleeping.
He looked at Juse, who already went upstairs to get her bed ready. Adam didn’t feel like it, and just relaxed in his chair until he eventually, fell asleep.
*meanwhile, in Cap’s studio*
And that’s the last broadcast for today. I’m captain 1986 and this was MC news!” said Cap as the studio lights slowly dimmed and the offpaw played. He waited untill Vincente gave him the off-air sign and walked to his private dressing room.
“Why is the light on? I’m sure that I...” He was interupted by MarioandLuigi’s voice, witch said. “Finally you’re here. Hurry up, get in here and be sure that you lock the door!” Cap closed the door behind him to see ML sitting in his chair. “ML! Have you got news....about them?” he said, preparing for the worst.
After pausing for effect, ML finally told Cap what happened. “Adam and MM went to the museum. They fought some of the guards after they got exposed, and then fled to Juse for help.
When I first herd it, I thought that it was the stupidest thing you can do in their situation.
So I sent all we got to Juse’s bar. Direct order. Anyway, when we got there, out of nowhere an Airwing takes off and flies out of range. MC then ordered to fire the homing missiles, assuming that Adam was in that Airwing.” Cap held his breath. “They’ve escaped.”
He felt relieved of the fear that Adam and MM were dead. “Thank heavens!” He looked up and thanked his Lord in silence. After he was done, ML continued. “MC is furious. He wants them dead, and sent the army towards the south in search of them.
Cap was in a shock. The army? Invading the holiday forums, with christmas being only a few weeks away? “That’s insane! He is gonna lead us into a war someday!” ML sighed. “Cap. You need to know.” ‘Whatever it it, tell me!” Cap replied without thinking.
“He IS going to lead us in a war. Last week, he ordered me to create an detailed invasion plan for every forum!”
CHAPTER 13- Super Adam Brothers 3- World 6
Adam woke up, and saw that MM was gone. He looked around, untill he herd some noise in the kitchen.
MM and Juse were already awake, waiting for him.
´Goodmorning MadmanAdam!` joked MM as Adam sat at the table. `Did you sleep well?` Juse asked. `Haven´t slept better since a year ago!` said Adam
After Juse made some breakfast, they sat by the fire, deciding what they should do next.
`We can´t go back to GC, so...I say that we go south.` MM added something to Adam´s statement. `If we´re going south, we’re going to the RPG collosseum.” MM looked hopefully at Adam, who was thinking about the options that they had. Adam sighed, and said “Ok....it’s not like we got something other to do.” Juse agreed, knowing that with MC’s current policies, her bar was now flattened and all her stuff was destroyed.
Adam took a walk, relaxing. Juse lighted the fire once again and MM was chopping down a small tree, using a old and rusty axe he found lying somewhere around. He was back early, throwing some broken sticks in the fire. “That’s fast. How did you even get something done with that old axe of yours?” MM looked down of shame , and uttered “Shaft.” Juse smiled as she saw that MM was holding the axehead in his right hand. “I’ll think that I’ll check on Arie. I do not know how Airwings...oh stop it you!” Juse frowned as MM was laughing at the fact that she named her Airwing Arie.
The tires were frozen and it didn’t look like they would ever fly again. Unfreezing them would lead to them overinflating and snapping, so there was no way that they would be leaving the Holiday forums anytime soon. She wanted to turn around, as she felt that someone had hit her with a snowball on the back of the head. She wanted to yell, move and even blink. Then Juse noticed that she was encased in a gigantic block of ice, witch had appeared within the blink of an eye. She saw two wierd green-yellow figures in the distance, talking about her. “Hey! That was a nice shot. I woulden’t have got her from such a distance!” said the bigger one. The smaller one walked with pride, and he grabbed Juse-in-Ice and carried her away above her head as if she was nothing.
Adam took a deep breath, and stepped on top of the rock that he was climbing. He was greeted by a beuatiful overlook of the valley and a really chilly wind . Nothing feels better than a good morning walk. “Let’s see what MM and Juse are doing.” Adam looked at their cabin, and saw MM frantically jumping up and down on top of a slim tree that he had bound to the ground. Then Adam saw what happened to Juse. He looked if MM could help her, but he was too busy jumping on the tree. “HEY! HELP JUSE OVER THERE!” yelled Adam.
Adam looked around for the sasfest way to decend, as he too felt an strange snowball hit him.
He struggled to move, but before he had noticed it, he too was trapped in ice.
MM screamed furiously: “COME ON! YOU’RE SO THIN YET YOU WON’T BREAK! CRACK OR SOMETHING!” MM stopped and balanced himself on the tree, listening. He finally smiled when he herd something slowly crack. “Yes! Come on...nearly there...wait a sec!” MM turned around to see that the tree wasn’t cracking, but the rope witch bound it to the ground was.
“You double...”
The rope broke, and the tree swung back to its normal shape, launching the shocked MM backwards into the air. Adam saw MM flying and and hoped that he would land softly...or at least, not on...
MM crashed into the frozen Adam, freeing him from his icey prison. “Err...thanks I guess...” Adam uttered. He stood up and gave MM a hand. “C’mon, step it up! We gotta save Juse!” MM didn’t realize what had happened to him, when he and Adam started to decend down to where Juse was abducted. ‘Why does Juse need saving?” asked MM. Adam facepalmed, and started walking faster, running ‘till they had reached Arie. No sign of her, anywhere. Adam did notice that there were a lot of awkward bumps in the snow around the landing lane that weren’t there when they landed.
MM kicked one of the bumps in a burst of anger. “Who does something like that!?! Who frequently kidnaps people for no reason!?!?”. Adam pointed at the bump MM just kicked. “You just answered your question.” MM looked closely at the bump and noticed that underneath the snow, there was a little brown creature it. The goomba’s jumped out of their snow disguises and surrounded Adam and MM.
Chapter 14-How to save some one who doesn’t need saving but still is saved by a pair of saving saviors.
MM smiled. “Goombas. ORLY?” “YARLY!” replied Adam. “NO WAI!” yelled MM as he squiched the first goomba. Even though the goombas fought fiercely, they were no match for Adam’s feet and MM’s....butt. Adam tried to follow the goomba tracks, but the steady falling snow had already covered them. “How are we gonna find her with the power going out...I mean with no clue where she was taken?” said MM. Adam looked around as if he had missed something.
*meanwhile, in some standard dark prison tower in some standard boss fortress*
Juse moved her arms around, once again speaking in her magic voice. “Vlammenvuurbal!” Both of her hand lit up in a red fiery blaze to melt the ice surrounding her legs. “When I’m done and once again able to walk, some koopas are gonna DIE!” Her anger fed the fire, witch sped up the process. When she was down to her feet, she jumped high into the air, and broke the ice.
“Let’s a go! Like the red plumber! Rondenplatenscherp!” Juse said, with the last part in her magic voice. A sharp green ring appeared and cut the iron bars of the cell door with ease. She walked towards the end of the red-carpeted hall when she saw her first victim. An armed koopa troopa saw her and ran for a big red button with “ALARM” written on it.
“You like freezing? Here is some ice for you! IJZELKOUDGEENHITTE!” A cold aura hit the koopa at his legs, and froze him in a ball of ice. Juse looked outside to see that she was in the highest tower of the fortress. “I’ve allways wanted to bowl, and this time I’m heading for a strike!” She opened the door to the long stairway and pushed the iceball until it started rolling down the stairs, destroying everything that was in its way. “If this was a movie, a random explosion would do just fine!” Juse closed the door and descended untill she was at the ground floor. She closed the door behind her and said “SWARZELLONE BOND!”
The prison tower exploded for no reason, leaving behind a yellow flare behind that was visible from miles away.
“What was that?!?” MM jumped as he saw the explosion. Adam smiled. “I guess that that’s Juse. Let’s go.” Adam walked towards the fortress like nothing had happened, while MM was running far ahead of him. “Pleasedontbedeadpleasedontbedead!” he shouted.
Iggy Koopa spit out five fireballs, trying to hit the levitating Juse. She dodged 4 of them and reflected the last. It hit Iggy in his face, only making him angrier. He grabbed his wand and started to fire magic blasts at Juse. Juse pulled up a magic purple screen witch absorbed al the shot. When Iggy paused to spit out more fireballs, Juse touched her screen and said “Terugslaan.” The Screen collected the absorbed magic and shocked Iggy inside out. He retreated back into his shell and started spinning around heavily.
Juse nearly got hit , as Iggy was a lot faster then she had expected. The woman that defeated all the villains in a enemy fortress without trying and had the power to summon random explosions, just got saved by MM. He entered the room and kicked Iggy really hard, while he yelling: “DYNAMIC ENTREEEY!”. Iggy stopped spinning, and dashed at MM.
MM jumped, and landed his arse on top of Iggy’s head. Juse saw the axe at the end of the bridge and grabbed it. Then she realized that she had made a big mistake .The bridge collapsed. Iggy and MM fell towards the lava. Trying to kill someone for the last time before he died, Iggy tried to grab MM and push him into the lava first. MM punched him in the face, grabbed Iggy and stood on top of him when they hit the lava, creating a platform that saved his live. “JUSE! HELP ME OUT HERE!” MM yelled as Iggy’s empty shell was being consumed by the lava. Juse levitated towards MM and pulled him up from the lava sea. He nearly collapsed when she put him on the floor. “That....was...close..*sigh*” “Where’s Adam?” asked Juse. “Take that! And that! AND THAT!” Juse ran to the main hall and saw Adam punching some ice koopas witch were the root of his problems. He calmed down, and after Juse’s explaining he helped carry the exhausted MM back to their cabin. Juse thought about telling Adam about the wheels, but she fell in sleep a minute after she sat down in the comfy chair near the fire.
Chapter 15 - Can we land?
MM was the last to awake this morning. He wasn’t a morning person, but he did wake up directly after he fell from the stairs. “ADAAAAAAMN!” he yelled. Juse looked at him, not knowing what to do. “Err...” MM slowly stood up and walked to the kitchen. This time, Adam was making the morning joke. “Goodmorning Breakaleg.” MM laughed really fake. “Ha ha ha. You’re so funny.” He looked at Juse and said: “I want to leave. I’ve seen enough snow and cold for the rest of my life. Let’s take...wha..?” The three looked in disbelief at the events that were unfolding right in front of them. Thousends of totally-armed soldiers ran from the hills, yelling battle cries as they descended. Juse looked at Adam and MM, knowing that she had no choice. She started Arie while MM and Adam grabbed some reserves from the basement. The soldiers were getting close when Adam pushed MM into the luggage space and took a seat behind Juse, witch was doubting the consequences. Doubting time was over when Adam pushed the launch button to flee the Holiday forums. Juse waited untill the ground wasn’t visible any more, before she started explaining that staying there and getting captured, was a better option than the one that Adam had taken.
ML recieved his first report fifteen minutes after lunch. “Speak up.” StupidMarioFanChar brought him the “bad” news. For ML in the role of “loyal to MC MarioandLuigi” it was bad news. For the real ML, it was the best thing that he has herd in weeks.
“They’ve escaped once again. And I have even worse news, sir!” Said SMFC
ML acted out his role of the angry commander perfectly “dang! What now? Isn’t it bad enough that they’ve escaped?!?” SMFC feared for his job, but knew that he had to say it. “According to the radars, they are not stopping in The Series.”. ML frowned. “That means that we need to invade them first! That takes weeks to get it done! You can go. Oh and if you screw up like this again, you will be spending some time in the rules.” Upon hearing that comment, SMFC quickly bowed and ran away .
Inside ML, there was a little voice witch said: “Go Adam Go!”. The “fake” ML stayed in character and pushed a vase of flowers over while yelling “DAAMN!”
Juse sighed. Adam asked “What’s wrong? Aren’t you happy that we made it out of there?” Juse sighed again. “Yes and no. Yes, we aren’t chained to a wall waiting for someone to interrogate us. No, because...we will most likely crash upon landing.
Adam looked like she was making a joke. A really wierd and sick joke, that is.
“Adam! I’m serious! I wanted to tell you, but through what happened last night...”
“What do you want to tell me? The airwing landed fine the last time.”
“The wheels were frozen. I was happy that we even moved! Seems like they can take off....but there’s no way that they will take a landing. Luckely it’s cold here above, but when we get close to the ground...BANG!” Adam shivered. “Then..what are we gonna do?” Juse waited untill she got an idea, but in the end she said:
"Let's keep flying as far as possible. I don't think that MC is just gonna stop just at the Christmas Corner Forums"
Adam nodded. "Yeah."
*meanwhile, in a space far to small for the average Dutchlander*
"Yay! I have no reason to say yay!"
MM was slowly turning insane, oh wait sorry my fault, he always was like that
"Always gonna take you down, always gonna sneak around, and hurt you!"
That's pretty much what happened during their 11 hour flight to The Video Game Zone!
NEXT CHAPTER. STAR FOX: ASSAULT
The landscape around them changed for the 11th time as they passed through the connection to the Video Game Zone in fact, the landscape disappeared totally. They were flying in space, with all kinds of planets around them. Adam felt lucky about the fact that they had an Airwing, imagine what would've happened when they would've bashed through the portal, and... He didn't want to continue, and let out a great sigh.
Juse looked all around her for a planet witch they could land on. Tough luck. Most of them were to hot, isolated or simply a group of asteroids.
Then, Juse herd a sound that she had heard before: bzzzzz....beeep. A loud, female computer-like voice filled the cabin
"This is a message to the one who lives in Nose here is the message"
The rest of the message was gibberish, but something about it that sounded strangely....familiar.
"It could be Dutch. Can you record it?
Juse nodded and pushed a button the message played again, this time it sounded even stranger they heard the intercom again. Adam looked at Juse as if she was doing something, but she wasn't.
"GIVE ME MY ARIWING BACK YOU THIEVES!" yelled a really annoying voice
Juse looked surprised. She hadn't thought that Slippy was so stupid that he yelled Airwing wrong.
They saw two Airwings left and right of them. A third one was trying to keep up, but went all over the place.
Adam smiled. "Fox, Falco, and Slippy."
Juse quickly took the smile from his face. "They are attacking!"
They dodged the two rays of blaster shots, and didn't even have to dodge Slippy's
"Gas canister!" Adam yelled. A canister of gas penetrated the glass and released its sleepy gas inside. The cockpit was filled with purple gas. Juse felt her muscles trying to relax, but her mind was racing for somewhere to land.
She yelled, to stay awake. While trying to orientate herself, she hit a green button. The Airwing dropped an EMP bomb witch would disable all radars and communications for a while it also stayed up long enough to give Juse time to land unseen. The wheels held it because of the fact that it was cold outside. The last she saw just before she fell into a deep sleep was a strange grassy surroundings and a big round blue door.
MM woke up just after the EMP bomb exploded. Since he had nothing to take care of during flight and the luggage space was isolated from the cockpit, he had good sleep without any gas being used
"What?!? Can't I sleep like someone in a coma?"
He then felt the landing, and waited for Juse or Adam to get him out of there. After about 15 minutes, he tried to get out of there. MM positioned himself so that he could ram the door with his feet
After 4 hard kicks, MM saw a little hole in there. The air inside the space was released into the vacuum outside. The hole ripped open and MM flew outside as if he was in a cheesy action movie. He landed flat on his face. He tried to yell of annoyance, but noticed that he couldn't. He was choking to death! MM calmed down, and forced himself to look, to find out where he was. He panicked as he recognized where he was, and tried to get Adam and Juse to help him. Then, he noticed the empty gas canister.
"THEY ARE DEAD! THEY ARE DEAD!" he tried to yell.
Nothing came out of his mouth. His time was running out. Then he saw the yellow spaceship, close by. He recognized it, and knew that it was his ticket to life. He jumped on top of it and went down the shaft. Nearly a minute after he "flew" out of the cramped space, he breathed again, this time, inside the space ship he didn't know that he had set off a silent alarm, and that the owner of the ship was returning for him
MM herd a loud bang, and he looked up at some sort of alien robot. It was red, and orange, and it had strange green eyes It aimed at him. MM stood in agony, looking at the eyes. The eyes of a woman. In front of him, stood a bounty hunter that he knew.
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